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[Closed] Why do my farts smell of the seaside?

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Or more specifically seaweed?

Genuinely, each time one expresses itself tonight it's like being on the south coast rockpooling as I did as a child. Happy memories.

(No fish were harmed in the making of this post/ farts, virtually vegan friendly actually.)


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 2:24 am
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Something wrong with your sphincter mussels?


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 5:29 am
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Might be something to do with coastal sewage discharge. Brighton, Worthing, Littlehampton etc


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 6:24 am
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Maybe it's your winkle.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 7:36 am
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Quality early morning pillage

Anyway, maybe you've got crabs


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 7:47 am
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Have you been drinking Merm-ade?


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 7:55 am
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Anal beaching.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 7:57 am
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because the seaweed


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 8:05 am
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"And, if you put your ear next to the 80s tea towel holder, you can hear the waves..."


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 8:11 am
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where the ass band plays......


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 8:17 am
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Crabs


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 8:34 am
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Sulphur?

or Fish Aids obviously.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:33 am
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Sea men


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 10:49 am
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You need to go and have your prostate examined asap.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 1:47 pm
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Sewage


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 2:01 pm
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Well, glad to report all is back to normal now and they are smelling of roses with a hint of coconut.

They might not be true they smell of **** again. Phew.

Sort of miss the sea breeze though.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 5:13 pm
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What did you eat to cause this?


 
Posted : 05/05/2019 9:39 am
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I think you got that question the wrong way round.


 
Posted : 05/05/2019 12:15 pm
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Wave after wave of too much information.


 
Posted : 05/05/2019 12:24 pm
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I think you got that question the wrong way round.

What did you cause to eat this?


 
Posted : 05/05/2019 12:29 pm
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What did you eat to cause this?

Hmmm.... Think I've narrowed it down to either fig rolls or spicy NikNaks.


 
Posted : 06/05/2019 7:43 pm
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By the way, where do you normally go to be by the seaside?

So I can go somewhere else if it smells like farts.


 
Posted : 06/05/2019 7:46 pm
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I think you got that question the wrong way round.

What did you cause to eat this?

Not that question the op.

Why does the seaside smell like farts?

Its because SWW use dodgy special powers to let untreated sewage go into he sea because they are too busy paying dividends instead of investing in plant.


 
Posted : 06/05/2019 8:13 pm
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I know that when I get a dodgy tummy, the rusty water smells fishy. Maybe you were a bit ill?


 
Posted : 06/05/2019 8:38 pm
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Loooool @ k371 😂


 
Posted : 06/05/2019 10:34 pm