[Closed] Why do Chavs who drive convertibles always....

the same reason that they walk round the town centre with their tops off!

Or drive around in a bright yellow convrtable with two Husky Dogs dressed in Sunderland shirts

LOL, and airport departure lounges

and no seatbelts

Those weren't huskies in the sunderland shirts, those were top class sunderland burds.

Oi!

🙂

I guess they put their vests on as it might get a bit chilly when they get out on the open road. I for one appreciate that they went to the trouble to dress up for a sunday drive.

And the convertibles are always old bmws or audis...

and they must use an entire pot of gel everyday!! amazing effort really...

Mercs too

wear vests from streetwise sports (lonsdale)
wear argos jewellery (elizabeth duke)
go to Majorca or blackpool for their hols
wear fake Burbbery....

An they all love DJ Talent!

and they all have no music taste

Anybody else noticed that more and more of the female chav's are turning up in coop's and tesco's with their pyjamas on. It makes me want to sh*t.

and they all sit drinking in their front gardens! well not realy gardens, just the bit where the weeds grow between the door and the pavement.
And, why do they always drink fosters lager?

Funnily enough I was at a petrol station the other day and a pyjama wearing chav wifie was buying fags in front of me.

Saw one walking down the street the other day,
slippers and dressing gown.
It was 6.30 in the evening.

Nuke em from orbit, it's the only solution...

colnagokid - Member

and they all sit drinking in their front gardens! well not realy gardens, just the bit where the weeds grow between the door and the pavement.
And, why do they always drink fosters lager?

The end houses on Azalea terrace you mean?

...and dressing gown? F*** me where do you live Chelsea? Its all jarmas and ugg (style) boots round here

paulo' you've got it! The full on garden parties they have up Farra and Thorney are a classier afair tho' asda trolley as a patio heater (just fill it full of owt that'll burn), trampoline for the kids, settee to sit on, endless amount of drink,tracksuits and tattoos

pj's, 20 silk cut, loaf,

and a sexy smile*

*joke

Classy!

Chav,

Council House, Alcohol, Violence.

Nuff said really....

Think yourself lucky, about 2 years ago it was the height of cool over here for kid to wear old man's slippers to school, they looked like proper ****ts in the summer with shorts,socks pulled up and them on their feet.
(disregards the fact that side lacing winkle pickers were uber hip when i was that age!)

You need Pyjama police like Shanghai!
[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3723539/Chinas-pyjamas-police-fight-Shanghais-daytime-love-of-nightwear.html ]We need Pyjama police![/url]

[i]Beijing's "Spiritual Civilisation Committee" issued scores of edicts in advance of the Olympics governing citizens' behaviour, ranging from instructions on how to queue, apply make-up and comb your hair, to detailed advice on clothing.

Its guidelines were particularly critical of men who wore white socks with black shoes, but also weighed in on the subject of both pyjamas and the other great fashion faux pas – the male trouser leg rolled up to the knee to cool off. [/i]

Hark at you lot. 🙄

Nowt wrong with vests and going topless if the weather allows, ya big bunch of snobbish bitching women 😆

Anybody else noticed that more and more of the female chav's are turning up in coop's and tesco's with their pyjamas on. It makes me want to sh*t.

Women in pyjamas modify your bowel movements? How very strange. I think you should see a doctor!

Welcome to the middle class hell known as STW!

I fear its me that started the pyjama thing

When I'm running low on Cafe Creme's, I'm often carried aloft to the local 24 hour garage on my sudan chair, while dressed only in my paisley Pyjamas and a silk smoking jacket.

At least they're aspiring to something

This is has got to be the best thread I've seen in a while. Not saying anything though - just sitting back and enjoying the prejudice 8)

*chuckles @ binners*

coop's and tesco's

Co-Op and Tesco.

Honestly, this place is going to the gutter 🙄

I was getting a bit worried, until Duntmatter, Biners and Ernie turned up, to prove there still is some intelligent life left on STW....

Hmm, it's hot. I think I'll wear a vest out today...

Welcome to the middle class hell known as STW!

A good few people on here would like to think that they are Middle Class, and somehow elevated above the lumpenproletariat, yet betray themselves, by failing to elevate their minds out of the mire of fear, greed, selfishness and ignorance that causes social divide.

Divide and Rule. Now available at LiDLs, Tescos, Waitrose and Fortnum and Mason...

Oi RudeBoy, shuddup. Don't try to kill the thread - I'm enjoying it 8)

Hey round here that's the classy shops.

Tesco sells tellies and everything.

rusty xr3i convertable parked on my street this morning, driven by mn who looks like he eats people and blonde bit of rough in the pasenger seat with a rat like dog on the dash board

stunners

Sorry Ernie! I'll just go and bung me footy tops and tracky bottoms in the wash...

And why do they always insist on throwing their cigarette butt ends out of their convertibles too? Seems even more ignorant than those that pop them out of a barely-open window.

I find this love fest of unchavism deeply pointless. The critics become less palatable then their victims 🙁

I am middle clarse. On fine mornings while the missus is in the shower I go out into the garden in my pants and sandals and do a spot of light weeding and watering. I am sure that "chavs" would find this very funny and contemptible. 🙂

I ? CHAVS

I go out into the garden in my pants and sandals and do a spot of light weeding and watering

That's hilarious BigDummy !

What. A. Wally.

[Tries to care. Fails.] 😉

Ah, but you cared enough to post an attempt at a witty reply, though, din't you???

Made you look, made you stare
Made the barber cut yer 'air
Cut it long, cut it short
Cut it with a knife and fork.

A good few people on here would like to think that they are Middle Class, and somehow elevated above the lumpenproletariat

I am middle clarse. On fine mornings while the missus is in the shower I go out into the garden in my pants and sandals and do a spot of light weeding and watering. I am sure that "chavs" would find this very funny and contemptible

The thing that makes my p155 boil about these threads, is the widely held belief that chav is a class thing - that to be working class is to be chav and that being middle class makes you exempt.
As a working class bloke that doesn't have a loyalty card at JJB, I find most of the posts on here either pretty offensive or just downright patronising.

I think you're leaping to conclusions there trailmonkey. I'd say being a chav only really occurs in "working class" families (I've yet to see a middle-class chav) and so yes it is a class thing, but doesnt mean all of the class have to participate. As a working class-ish bloke without a loyalty card at JJB I find this thread amusing.

I'd say being a chav only really occurs in "working class" families (I've yet to see a middle-class chav)

See plenty of middle class chavvyness here. It's about attitudes not social background.

I've yet to see a middle-class chav

Come onto STW and fill yer pockets !

Actually chav is a pikey word TM, so I reckon class probably comes into it.

But hey, let's not spoil the fun by getting bogged down with stuff like that.

Here is a snapshot of small town central Scotland just now whilst I'm sat in the sunshine nursing a case of Gout.

Over the back wall is a guy who doesn't work as he's on the sick. At this moment he's digging the garden listening to sh*t techno music (not loudly). He has dog's tattooed on him. (chav scale - high) but he may be suffering and is just prettifying the garden for his wife and kids.

On my right is my former woodwork teacher preparing his caravan for another week away with his wife in Perthshire enjoying their retirement. (chav scale - n/a)

A minute ago on my way back from the shop I passed my mate in his convertible boxter. He's wearing a vest and has what could be deemed sh*t tattooes but is a thoroughly nice bloke who is always happy and never has a bad word to say about anyone. Chav scale (to me 3/10 to everyone else probably high)

Over the road earlier I saw a guy walking his dog with the shirt wide open displaying his gut to the world, he was shouting loudly to his mate on the other side of the road. I don't find this offensive although some do. (to me 3/10 everyone else again probably high)

Yesterday I spotted a young lass in her pyjamas buying fags and booze in the shop. She may have a perfectly legit reason for dressing this way but I don't know her so I'll give her high marks in the Chav scale.

Then there's me, walking with a limp from the same shop with shorts on and a carrier bag of guff, magazines and sweets. to the outside world I'm fairly chav looking but in my head I'm alright, suffering from a gout attack and needing a day of rest in the sun after weeks of hard work.

I don't know what I'm trying to achieve here but that's my findings anyway. Fire away!

Do chavs get gout? I think not. Gout comes from Port, not Bacardi Breezers. Ergo, you are not a chav.

the answer to the original question is that if you invent a stereotype it will always conform to your expectations

"Do chavs get gout? I think not. Gout comes from Port, not Bacardi Breezers. Ergo, you are not a chav."
🙂

No-one ever seems to be able to agree what a "chav" is, where the word originates from or what it means. So the argument is not a terribly useful one. If gardening in your pants makes one a chav, then clearly I am a chav. Although if I am a chav then chavitude is a rather good thing. Of course, if I had gout as well then it would be more complicated. 🙂

Gout would stop you gardening but keep you in your pants. Does this help?

The gout sounds like a bad thing, and you have my sympathy. 🙂

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Duckers - Member

Those weren't huskies in the sunderland shirts, those were top class sunderland burds.
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Although if I am a chav then chavitude is a rather good thing.

Well, so you reckon...

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I won't have my self-esteem ground down by your classist sniping Rudeboy. Just because I don't have burberry pants. 🙂

Burberry? The very thought. I much prefer Dolce e Gabana, or Prada.

CFH; is there a sign like that in Wiltshire towns, 'beware of upper-middle class ponces'? 😉

There was but the Chav's ripped it down IIRC.

LOL!

🙂

pure dead brilliant,man

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This will make you laugh your tits off... LMAO
My cousin showed me this a few years ago and it just popped to my mind.

Sorry but dont know how to post a link, but it worth pasting the link.

http://www.animationarcade.com/music/inmeburberrry.html

enjoy

Middle class? sure if you're on £500,000+

People try to make themselves look better as they're insecure.

This thread is like a bunch of bitching old women.

Be proud of yourselves folks...

I couldn't care if you're a chav or or the Queen-you're all the same to me.

Zaskar its not laughing at/bitching about people trying to better themselves dont know where you picked that up from?
I dont think your average chav is trying to better themself by wearing pyjamas to ASDA, owning a staffie that sh1ts on your doorstep, and dropping his macdonalds wrappers wherever he/she wants

ok, there seems to be a lot of misinformation and unwarranted bias on here.
Up here in Jockland, we call them NEDs - (Non Eductaed Delinquents), which seems completely fair and non-discriminatory, based on the fact that they're thick and they're thieves.
Oh, did mean to go on a bit but A&E have have just called to tell me my mum's in so I'd better go and see what she's done to herself.
Anyway, here's the [url= http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/ ]Complete Guide to Chavs/Neds[/url]

colnagokid - Member
I dont think your average chav is trying to better themself by wearing pyjamas to ASDA, owning a staffie that sh1ts on your doorstep, and dropping his macdonalds wrappers wherever he/she wants

LOL!

Ok I'm guilty at sneering at flip flop wearing ppl.

I can't stand ppl throwing litter aggghhh!

zaskar - Member

Ok I'm guilty at sneering at flip flop wearing ppl.

I can't stand ppl throwing litter aggghhh!

I didn't realise that wearing my flip flops made me a chav?

IdleJon - Member

zaskar - Member

Ok I'm guilty at sneering at flip flop wearing ppl.

I can't stand ppl throwing litter aggghhh!

I didn't realise that wearing my flip flops made me a chav?

I sauntered back from the gym in a pair of Reefs this evening. Iz I chav?

[i]I sauntered back from the gym[/i]
Not unless you was there nickin stuff

I sauntered back from the gym in a pair of Reefs this evening. Iz I chav?

If the (Burberry) cap fits.................

Even if it doesn't.
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