Life is like a cream doughnut. Without any cream. Or doughnut.
For some reason, I thought it was John Sessions but it's not.
Help! It's like toothache.
I can't believe you donut know the answer
Isn't it from forest gump? Although don't know if he was quoting from elsewhere.
Yours? First time I've heard it.
It came to me. It was John Hegley.
Phew.
Donut? Really?!
Doughnut you heathen.
And don't start me on sprinkles....
I'd have said Malcom Tucker but with it interspersed with expletives
It was John Hegley.
Wasn't he a weatherman?
And so is Michael Fish.
Is that a doughnut or a meringue?
Life is like a cream doughnut. Without any cream. Or doughnut.
Limited opportunities for your hole?
Donut? Really?!
Doughnut you heathen.
If we're playing that game, "whose".
And don’t start me on sprinkles….
Why, what are you going to do, top yourself?
Is that a doughnut or a meringue?
Yer nae rang, it's a doughnut.
#YouLineEmUp...
2020 is like a cream doughnut. Without any cream. Or doughnut.
Yer nae rang, it’s a doughnut.
Shoulda been...
Naw, ye're quite right, it's a doughnut.
in related news....
banes the bakers have a opened up a shop in our town recently and their Fudge cream doughnuts are absolute dynamite.
Best thing ever to come out of Fife.
Pisses all over Greggs.
How strange. Armed with his name, I Googled "John Hegley life is like a ..." etc.
And I found this:
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Wasn’t he a weatherman
I'd worry if he was, but don't worry he isn't - if you're watching.
2020 is like a cream doughnut. Without any cream. Or doughnut.
This is my favourite statement about 2020 to date...
And don’t start me on sprinkles….
Why, what are you going to do, top yourself?
Is that a doughnut or a meringue?
Yer nae rang, it’s a doughnut.
#YouLineEmUp…
OK, you get 5 points for those. 🙂
This is my favourite statement about 2020 to date…
👍👍👍
John Hegley wrote the only poem I can remember by heart.
My doggie don’t wear glasses
So they’re lying when they say
A dog looks like it’s owner
Aren’t they.
plus, claim to fame, when I saw him live, he got me to shout “Amoeba” at the end of one of his poems 😁
Whatever happened to Hegley anyway, is he still going? Time was he was on my TV more than dust.
Speaking of John Sessions - Just noticed he has died 🙁
Why, what are you going to do, top yourself
Thanks, proper chuckles here 😁
The best John Hegley poem.
Just noticed he has died
I didn’t know he’d been ill!
John Sessions. Sad loss. Really clever and funny guy.