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[Closed] Who'll be the next Bond?

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Can we not have a Gay Bond as the next Bond

Oops, forgot that in my earlier all-inclusive pc Bond description:

we need Bond to be a [b]gay[/b] pregnant black female muslim paralympian vegan immigrant.


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 2:53 pm
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Toby Kebbell?


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 2:56 pm
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Er, more to the point: Why?

Hard financial times, you could do away with employing female actresses and Bond could make love to the bad guys as well as fighting them.


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 3:35 pm
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There are some utterly horrible suggestions here...

Bale would be good... R Patz.

Oh the ironing!

However, Bell would be perfect IMHO.


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 3:50 pm
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Warwick Davis


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 4:08 pm
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This guy, a bit of an unknown..
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Posted : 10/12/2012 4:13 pm
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You sure wouldn't expect wiggo was about to snap your neck with a moore style karate chop with appropriate roger moore chop sound, that's for sure.

He's unassuming.. and has the wiry build of the original Bond.

You could be onto a winner here!


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 5:42 pm
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Tom Hardy?

Tom Hardy has a psychopathic squaddy look/demeanor going on but he's not really officer material is he?


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 6:19 pm
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Clive Owen would get me vote

A bit old , but very good call!
Though he died just recently.


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 6:22 pm
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I though Tom Hardy did ok as "a bit posh and a bit bookish" in 'A for Andromeda' and Insheeption. But he is too chunky-looking.

Guy Pearce has been my favourite suggestion on here so far.

(And then you could shoehorn Alan Dale in as some long-in-the-tooth civil servant/official type. And Stefan Dennis as the crap comedy villain who gets it in the opening bit before the theme tune. ๐Ÿ˜† )


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 6:45 pm
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We need some comedy good guys also.

Peter Kay?


 
Posted : 10/12/2012 6:52 pm
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