[Closed] Who'll be the next Bond?

Can we not have a Gay Bond as the next Bond

Oops, forgot that in my earlier all-inclusive pc Bond description:

we need Bond to be a [b]gay[/b] pregnant black female muslim paralympian vegan immigrant.

Toby Kebbell?

Er, more to the point: Why?

Hard financial times, you could do away with employing female actresses and Bond could make love to the bad guys as well as fighting them.

There are some utterly horrible suggestions here...

Bale would be good... R Patz.

Oh the ironing!

However, Bell would be perfect IMHO.

Warwick Davis

This guy, a bit of an unknown..
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You sure wouldn't expect wiggo was about to snap your neck with a moore style karate chop with appropriate roger moore chop sound, that's for sure.

He's unassuming.. and has the wiry build of the original Bond.

You could be onto a winner here!

Tom Hardy?

Tom Hardy has a psychopathic squaddy look/demeanor going on but he's not really officer material is he?

Clive Owen would get me vote

A bit old , but very good call!
Though he died just recently.

I though Tom Hardy did ok as "a bit posh and a bit bookish" in 'A for Andromeda' and Insheeption. But he is too chunky-looking.

Guy Pearce has been my favourite suggestion on here so far.

(And then you could shoehorn Alan Dale in as some long-in-the-tooth civil servant/official type. And Stefan Dennis as the crap comedy villain who gets it in the opening bit before the theme tune. 😆 )

We need some comedy good guys also.

Peter Kay?