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I had a small problem with an old bird's nest, Mrs Gti told me to burn it as it was hopping with fleas but I just chucked it on the compost, where I was in the habit of urinating when outdoors. A few weeks later I began to notice small red lumps around my groin and then I realised that the fleas, hungry for blood and sensing my body warmth, were jumping on my exposed bits for a nosh. My biggest mistake was in telling her about it. The rest is not pleasant but it cost a lot of money and involved a bloke with a big spray going round our house. I actually suspect he did nothing and charged us for it but never mind.... she was happy.
can we have a [i]clap[/i] for gti, please?
And she believed that! Well done. Sounds like you got away with it.
[i]Clinic[/i]-ally done, Stoner.
Do you have crab-apples on your heap?
where I was in the habit of urinating when outdoors
My six year old nephew does this. He's not stupid enough to tell his mother he pees in the garden.
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This was posted months ago this story
Thought I remembered it. What's new?
House spray?
I had a small problem with an old bird's nest
Was it while having a fling ?
globalti - MemberCompost bins? I once threw an old bird's nest on the compost; it was hopping with fleas and Mrs Gti told me to burn it, which I didn't. I was in the habit of peeing on the compost and began to notice spots around my genital area then one day, mid-pee, I reslised that all the fleas were sensing my body heat and jumping on for some blood.
Mrs Gti went, er, hopping mad and insisted I paid to get the house treated for infestation.
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Now that is weird
Twice in a year and she swallowed the same story. Gullible Mrs.
A few weeks later I began to notice small red lumps around my groin and then I realised that the fleas, hungry for blood and sensing my body warmth, were jumping on my exposed bits for a nosh. My biggest mistake was in telling her about it. The rest is not pleasant but it cost a lot of money and involved a...
I [b]so[/b] thought that was going to end differently
Yeah so what's wrong with posting a story twice? I was bored at work and forgot I'd already told the story. So I repeat myself and sometimes forget things, my doctor says that's perfectly normal.
I can't believe you are even asking. Many here get apoplectic when two [b]different[/b] people post the same story.
So I repeat myself and sometimes forget things, my doctor says that's perfectly normal.
+1
So I repeat myself and sometimes forget things, my doctor says that's perfectly normal.
+1
Yeah so what's wrong with posting a story twice? I was bored at work and forgot I'd already told the story. So I repeat myself and sometimes forget things, my doctor says that's perfectly normal
It would have made for a better thread if you had posted it and it was a different posters story initially, that could have been a 10 pager that.
Have the spots gone yet?
Yeah so what's wrong with posting a story twice? I was bored at work and forgot I'd already told the story. So I repeat myself and sometimes forget things, my doctor says that's perfectly normal
It would have made for a better thread if you had posted it and it was a different posters story initially, that could have been a 10 pager that.
Have the spots gone yet?
on the back of a door in my 6th form loos...(to be read in your most Shakespearean of voices)
Don't bother standing on this seat,
The fleas in here will jump 6 feet,
If you think that's ****ing high,
Go next door, the bastards fly.
ah, those were the days...