What then transpired was not so much Made of Stone as a Waterfall
Made me 😆
I do like the phrase 'gambled and lost'
Excrement work everyone.
It warms my heart to know that so many of us have shat ourselves.
😆
Best thread in ages, I shit you not.
which was deposited all over her stomach
some women are into that shit!! 😆
i nearly had one of those moments this morning...hadnt taken a dump all weekend due to a bit of constipation which i thought had ended last night when i took a welcomed dump....but this morning while feeding my daughter her breakfast i could feel a torrent of the brown stuff making its way down south...at the same time my daughter decided to fill her nappy too while i was gagging to go and release my load but i had to finish feeding her...she was in the high chair and the wife was upstairs getting ready so i couldnt leave her...cue frantic feeding and even more frantic changing of a nuclear nappy...before i legged it up the stairs with a now freshly changed daughter...dumped her in the cot and then managed to get on the bog to release the mother of all turds...the wife waited 20 minutes before she could go into the bathroom....
