[Closed] Whats your worst present?

david beckham shower gel, because I'm worth it

For the first time in years my parents took note of what was on my Christmas list, went to their LBS (70 miles from where I live) and bought me a Lezyne track pump that I'd asked for.......

Well, not quite the one I asked for - the one I asked for would have done road and MTB tyres, but they bought me the MTB, 70psi version.

They were so pleased with themselves, I didn't have the heart to point out the error.

Still, the 8 pint keg of Adnams Broadside kind of made up for the track pump error!

An A4 pad. It'll get used, but it was bizarre LOL

I got paper, although I asked for it 😛 I was writing my lecture notes of various bits of scrap paper in the last week of term cos I couldn't bring myself to actually buy paper!

10 [b]SECONDHAND[/b]golf balls off the wife!!

10 SECONDHANDgolf balls off the wife!!

Clearly you wife DOES have the balls in your household 😉

her logic was "well your going to lose them all anyway"

fair point.

hehehe

Acute bronchitis..... was one thing I didn't ask for this year, got it anyway 😐

I got paper, although I asked for it I was writing my lecture notes of various bits of scrap paper in the last week of term cos I couldn't bring myself to actually buy paper!

Don't you have public printers in your uni? Don't tell me they have locks on the paper draws.

HTH.

A fairly ugly heavy fleecy ill-fitting jacket thing which will go straight in the chairty bag. But everything else was great, including a Star Trek calendar which will go straight to work and two lovely cufflink shirts.

Wife brought me tickets to go and see frankie Boyle, can't stand the bloke, he's a c0ck!

Swap for my british garden birds calender or my heart shaped post-its?

Or if you chuck in a tenner for a couple of pints whilst I'm there you can have both?

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The offending trousers!!

Deal!

Was given a Cool Box once ?
Must have read someone else's mind as i didn't want one

I received a fun 18 inch high cheap plastic fun fair game, (the one that shuffles the pennies forward and eventually drops a few. Included are plastic pennies to start to fill the trays. The saving grace is that there were not batteries so I didn't have to waste my time setting it up. Where does my mum get this shit from? And why does she waste her money? Unreal. How weird is it that my mum has no idea what I might like or be semi interested in.

A really crap cheap cefetiere off someone who has been to my house and had coffee from me .....

We have numerous cafetieres of differing sizes and a mukka and moka ! ( and now i really crappy cafetiere that when used lets coffee right by the filter ! )

Nothing 🙂

cruzheckler

they look great, simply take them back to the shop and get the correct size.. or eat more pasties til they fit!

🙂

I have up for grabs a self stirring mug (yes really, it's powered by batteries), and a red sports car computer mouse.

I received a fun 18 inch high cheap plastic fun fair game, (the one that shuffles the pennies forward and eventually drops a few

sounds cool would you take £10