Forum search & shortcuts

What's the poi...
 

[Closed] What's the point of Somalia...?

Posts: 85
Free Member
 

They have the best pirates!


 
Posted : 07/05/2012 9:46 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

They have the best pirates!

They arrrrr, arn't they....


 
Posted : 07/05/2012 9:52 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

A bit of rather dull land in a very useful place whose few inhabitants were a little surprised when these white men arrived and said " you are now subjects of the king and he like these presents called taxes. Oh - and these chaps in funny shirts want a word with your priests"

Hundreds of years later its a bit fubared


 
Posted : 07/05/2012 9:57 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

those white life boats were confiscated off the pirates and taken here in the Seychelles, we see them all the time.


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 3:26 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

it must be a mega dangerous place because its been done by the daddy of hard men....

[img] http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAX6tBpYGYUC3tmBXqnqP7yF6nsrWbL_jxME8KbfVp1UfBWBmihw [/img]


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 3:43 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Well it's given a nice career change to some of my former colleagues. Thanks Pirates!


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 3:47 pm
Posts: 57405
Full Member
 

Doesn't it now act as a staging post for most of the gak that comes in to Europe?

So... no Somalia? No nose-bag!


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 4:08 pm
Posts: 3682
Free Member
 

[s]S[/s]o[s]ma[/s]li[s]a[/s].


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 4:16 pm
Posts: 10979
Free Member
 

certain UK health care professionals can earn 3+ times their salery working in Somalia as compared to the NHS!

Oh - and whilst they're not your [i]traditional[/i] type, pirates are cooooooool (subject to being captured)!!!!
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 4:29 pm
Posts: 10979
Free Member
 

PS: its not easy being a pirate:

Another unusual revelation that Stig’s research has gleaned is that many Somalis enter into piracy to support their many wives – some have as many as 13! A common complaint he hears from pirates is how their family networks rapidly increase after they begin earning money from hijacks; unknown and distant cousins begin appearing at their doorsteps, asking for a slice of the profits.

[i]ref: http://www.wales.ac.uk/en/NewsandEvents/News/General/ProfessorAmongPirates.aspx [/i]


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 4:31 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

And we're going to see A LOT more dead ones in the near future.


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 4:33 pm
Posts: 8892
Full Member
 

There used to be a lot of Somalis working on UK ships as legitimate sailors rather than pirates. I guess they were cheap. All the ones I met were decent enough.


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 4:41 pm
Posts: 57405
Full Member
 

Blimey! If you had 13 wives, you'd be heading out to sea and shooting people too 😯


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 4:45 pm
Posts: 8892
Full Member
 

No, I'd be too knackered from all the shagging 🙂


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 4:52 pm
Posts: 12088
Full Member
 

No, I'd be too knackered from all the shagging

You're not married / not been married long, then? 🙁


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 5:04 pm
Posts: 91169
Free Member
 

I suspect the opprobrium directed at the OP derives from the choice of language. The point of any country is to provide somewhere to live for its inhabitants, obviously, and I think Somalia does that like any other.

Asking what the point is comes across as being very derogatory.


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 5:11 pm
Posts: 384
Free Member
 

Not sure I get your point. Is there a reason why Somalia should impress you in some way?
Ha brilliant.


 
Posted : 08/05/2012 9:26 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

What tyres for Somalia ?


 
Posted : 09/05/2012 1:50 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

It'll be a useful location for the MOD to send squaddies to top up their tans after Afghanistan packs in.


 
Posted : 09/05/2012 7:12 am
Page 2 / 2