[Closed] What's the most "middle class" thing you have done today?

logged on here

Got out of the bath for a wee.

Bought fresh meat from a butchers.

[i]logged on here [/i]

during working hours.

Argued with some oiks on here.

Then felt guilty about it.

🙂

Spoke to John Lewis customer services. Does that count?

I just clicked on this thread to see what middle class was- so, er; not that.

logged on here

during working hours.

And I work from home how ****ing middle class can you get?

organised a lunch "date" with mates.

Buy bread from Waitrose supermarket?

Swept the moss out of cracks in the brick paved drive.

[i]And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?[/i]

me too.

In my defence, I did get dressed today.

Sneered at all the scrotes walking about the Town centre whilst I popped home for a bowl of soup at lunchtime.

phoned round for a new dog walker

Had a Flat White in Costa. Then spoilt it by getting a BUS home 😳

Was online with my macbook in a tea room in Chipping Norton

Ate some quiche while in my dressing gown.

Well I say quiche, it were actually flan. And I've been working nights.

listened to radio 4

tutted at a letter in the Local newspaper.

In my defence, it was an anti-mtb tirade though. And we havent had one of those in the Malvern Gazette for at least 6 months.

And I've been working nights.

hi oneoneonone, you recovered from BOTH appletises yet?

oh we have a costa actually in work. is that a bit middle class?

used my bike to go to the shop, even though we've 2 cars sat on the drive

I did download a copy of The Wasteland by a poet bloke to read while eating my sausage butties?

You work at Bluewater ?

I ate a chilli and chocolate cup cake.

dear god no. i work at a large automotive OEM engineering centre about 15 miles away..

Bought a new "cooler" lunch-bag.
Is it middle class to make a packed lunch??

DrP

I didnt want anyone to see me eating my lunch from Greggs!

paid 70€ for a taxi as i couldn't be arsed to stand on a platform and wait for a train in -15°C. the train would have cost me 10€.

Used my 4x4 to go and get some olives, fresh anchovies and sun dried tomatoes for lunch.

Took the cat to the vet.... but had to wait for the nanny to arrive before I left, cleaner had already left for shopping.

Bought the Guardian from Waitrose. Although racked with guilt I later repented and bought the Morning Star from the local Asian convenience store.

Apart from the fact I've been drafting a (even by my standards of obfuscation) complicated contract all day*, I had to nip to the bank at lunchtime and reprimanded a hoodied oik for spitting on the floor.

*lawyer = middle class every day of the week, baby

Depends whether

And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?

involves selling little plastic baggies of "herbs" or not

Considered whether it's right or wrong to spunk £2k on a wris****ch

Been skiing in Zermatt.

And bought lunch on the mountain.

Paid our cleaner

Depends whether

And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?
involves selling little plastic baggies of "herbs" or not

😀

Ernie, I always had you down as a Telegraph man for some reason 🙂

Took kids to private swimming lessons.

Broke my fast in Kensington.

Used my MacBook Pro in public to go online.

In my defence, I was wearing my leather jacket, baggy jeans, trainers, fingerless gloves and a baseball cap for that authentic "drug dealer" look whilst doing so though... 😉

Discussed hummus recipes with Mrs Kenny (who doesn't work) and is just back from Waitrose buying food for tomorrow's dinner guests.