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Had a piss against someone's fence this morning
drunk a cup of tea made in a stained mug by a nurse in the ground floor flat of a schizophrenics dead mum, walked out half way through my tea to answer my old nokia phone with a cracked screen, drove back to work whilst letting said schizphrenic smoke in the car with a cracked windscreen at 50mph on the motorway. eventually got home to find mrsconsequence trying on a £7 dress she bought to wear at a wedding.
Bought two bottles of wine in Kirkcaldy-sur-mer.
Drove to work in my Astra instead of cycling.
I did not go to a trail centre in my audi today.
had a burger king for breakfast, then a hot choclate and a caramel and custard ( yum!) doughnut for lunch. 😀
Can't think of anything.....
Went to Tesco's in my pj's and slippers.
If it's good enough for the lady folk, it's good enough for me 🙂
What a retarded question. Either you are joking or live a very sad life. As this is STW I am not sure which.
We had a graze box come today, does that count?
I bought a Brambles sandwich from the services at Scotch Corner but as I paid with a company credit card and got a VAT receipt I expect this null and void.
Went on Jeremy Kyle.
Ate a huge fry up for lunch with a pint of lager.
wore the same pair of tights that I did yesterday, and vest I've got on I worn for at least the last 2 days.
mingin' LOL
CaptJon - Member
Went on Jeremy Kyle.POSTED 13 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST
we have a winner!
Ate pie chips and mushy peas with gravy.
Drinking beer
CaptJon - Member
Went on Jeremy Kyle.POSTED 13 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST
we have a winner!
Fine, thanks CaptJon
Also went on Jeremy Kyle to explain my infidelity with CaptJon's brother, sister, mum, grandad and barny the dog.
Before CaptJon gets in there, yes the paternity testS were a surprise to me, and the lie detector was wrong.
Despite what you may all think though me and the Donkey are very much in Love.
Had a can of Sapporo. It is lager isn't it?
Actually, ever since I was an impressionable 18 year old a few years ago when it used to be THE drink for all i-D readers I wanted to try it.
Not really worth the wait, but at least if you aim low with your life's ambitions you have a chance of achieving them
Sent someone out for a new truffle slicer.
Just eaten me dinner watching Corrie.
looked after my kids
Still can't think of anything...
Drove over the speed limit.
today i punched a man in the head in the middle of chester 🙂
i had just seen him steal an iphone out of a young lasses hand so when he ran past me i punched him in the face. 🙂
emsz - Member
wore the same pair of tights that I did yesterday, and vest I've got on I worn for at least the last 2 days.
mingin' LOL
I'm sorry I can't seem to find your ad in the classifieds...
Drove a white ford transit
Drank single malt straight from the bottle.
Set fire to some confidential paperwork in the garden.
Had a single malt & put some tonic water in it.
Playing the national lottery.
Bought a £3.65 3 litre bottle of cider, Eridge Vale. My favourite mmmmm.
I shovelled several tons of pig shit
How terribly middle-class to be a pig farmer.
Nice one nonk.
For the record, on my real ale night I am drinking Newcastle Brown Ale.
totalshell - Memberwent to hebden bridge
Hebden's about as middle class as you can get these days.
Did you have your organic skinny latte at the Organic House or Mooch? 😀
If you had a full brekkie at Ken's Kabin Cafe I'll let you off!
Anyway, I had sugar in my tea at luchtime.
just eaten a mucky fat and black pudding butty............ 😀
Ton- Lancashire and Yorkshire rolled into one 8)
Oh and also watched the jeremy Kyle show, makes me feel REALLY middle class 😆
Edit- ups, wrong topic 😳
Is nobody going to comment on the OP's monumental fail? I mean it's all very well stripping a cylinder head, but he did say it was his Disco.
Lager!
Travelled between all the middle class things i did today in a rusting 11 year old, 300,000 miles on the clock, grimy-to-the-point-of-moss-growing-on-it van, eating a greggs pasty, but dropping most of it on crotch.
Searched through a basket full of dirty washing while a 50 something year old woman screamed obscenities at me.
Brazed canti bosses onto a frame, stripped and rebuilt a hub gear, and drilled some holes in a brick wall.
Bugger, just realised I was listening to Radio 4 all day. So very middle class, really.