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I stripped the cylinder head off my Discovery.
Shopped in the Co-Op
Pooed in the bath.
Instant coffee.
Fired the butler and shot some peasants.
Made my kids beans on toast and let them eat it with the telly on.
Stood up while I ate some toast.
Quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and a coke. Eat in.
was in essex
greggs for lunch
picked my nose in a traffic jam.
Went to the boxing gym.
Going out for all you can eat later.
farted and blamed the dog
Almost bought a blackberry 😯
Told someone to f*** off directly to their face this morning
went to hebden bridge
Trod on bits of mangled up bread on the kitchen floor and simply swiped them off my sock and brushed them aside. Is that scummy or retro-bohemian?
Admired my neighbour's new car and didn't [i]immediately[/i] question how he could possibly afford it.
the next door neighbour..
Wore a baseball cap and fingerless gloves in public. Old people were running away left, right and centre, they were so fearful I was going to mug them! 😉
Took a hub apart in my bedroom. Read an article on the basics of grease.
Walked for 10 minutes to the shops.
Instant coffee. Going out for a curry tonight.
Ate cereal for lunch
not middle class: went to the Slug & Lettuce for lunch and had fish and chips and used a 50% off voucher
middle class: had a nice bottle of Pinotage with it, and complained about the tartare sauce
Had a bottle of Brown and a pie at the miner's club at dinner time
Packed my bags for my skiing trip to Klosters 
Did my weekly shop at ALDI?
Did my weekly shop at ALDI?
You're joking, you can't move for the middle classes in there these days
gregs bread pupping with an instant coffee
Told the black labourer at work that I was a racist, when he asked me if I was. He didn't expect me to say "of course I am".
Right now I'm drinking tea out of a mug and scratching ma baws.
Pulled a handbrake turn on the ice in a white van.
Right now I'm drinking tea out of a mug and scratching ma baws.
And now I'm off to the other thread to say I felt guilty about it.
Reheated the 2 day old slice of pizza i found for lunch
Cracked open a can of Stella.
A few more and i'll be able to beat the wife up.
Ate a scotch pie in a roll for lunch
A few more and i'll be able to beat the wife up.
Does it give you special powers? The stella that is.
Had morning coffee with the Countess and her land agent.
I just opened a can of Tennants Super to have with my fish and chips.
Bought some Stella from the coop on the way back from a council gym.
Does it give you special powers
Yes it gives me the strength of ten men. GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRR.
Took some independent school kids walking in the hills. Nope not that one.
Filled the boot of the car with wood that is now mine.
Yes it gives me the strength of ten men
You [b]are[/b] eight ace and I claim my £10 haddows token.
😆