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So when would Sir be having the rest of his manhood removed?
ShoeTFU!
Left boot.
But ensure it isn't on the other foot, etc.
I have one in mind...just throwing it out there. Leave me alone anyway you forum bully 🙂
WGAF?
The one on the right of the picture.
Kevevs:WGAF?
Phew! I was getting worried we would not fill Kevevs 'I don't care and I am going to make damn sure everyone knows about it' post quota for the day.
Shoes - I'd say straight across (right) , but boots, have them cross (left)
Yeah, crossed.
Can everyone stop being so balanced. I've had my manhood partially removed and need a consensus 🙂
I'd have been worried if Kevevs gave a **** tbh.
yeah, but does anyone really care about how somone laces their
boots? at least we can agree on this one!
Half and half. If anyone is a big enough arse to care then kick them square on in the balls.
mary poppins step in time...
The Southern Yeti - Member
Shoes - I'd say straight across (right) , but boots, have them cross (left)
+1
Kevevs - Member
yeah, but does anyone really care about how somone laces their
boots? at least we can agree on this one!
shoes yes, boots no, although doing boots straight across is a bit weird
Neither of those above but a combination of the two. Laces should be crossed but you should never mix 'ins' and 'outs' when lacing.
If the lace leaves a hole in the outward direction it should re-enter in the inward direction.
Much neater.
**** me, it's a world of wonder! can you not just get yer boots on and go off wondering?
I'm trying to imagine under what circumstances a person might be compelled to wear such a shoe.
Is it a fancy dress do ?
get a servant to do it...
shoe
It's a boot.
get a servant to do it...
He's too busy shining my patent loafers 🙂
Kevevs, three posts from someone who could't give a ****... 😉
Right pic, left foot.
Straight across is wrong.
The one on the left of the picture - right idea but you've got it all wrong. Have both the bottom laces coming out, then carry on to the top.
Have both the bottom laces coming out, then carry on to the top.
Well spotted that man. 8) That's how they came out of the box...they always do them up a bit weirdly in the box.
Right hand one with even horizontal laces - otherwise if a Gurkha sneaks up behind you he might think that you're the enemy 😀
And if you ever get bored [url= http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm ]Ian is always ready to help.[/url] 😀
boredom. so, did you figure it out?
I'm going with crossed.
Intense...crikey!
It entirely depends on which way you hang your toilet roll.
If it hangs away from the wall then you have your laces straight across.
If it hangs against the wall then criss cross.
crossed................DD, i love you.....are you my brother?
Brogues should be straight laced.
Probably wouldn't wear them myself, as they don't fit my style, but I think they're quite cool.
I'd like to see the utter dullness of the attire of those that mock. 😉
Saying that though - OP, are they to be worn with style, or are you just a posh ****? *notes username* 😉

