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[Closed] What tyres for a Lab-Lib-Con coalition government ride,

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Well they would need to be squeeky clean,

Puncture proof, dont want all the hot air getting out do you,

available in blue ,red and yellow,

Have a lot of big knobs,

Can only be fitted one way, no turning for them,

Have a good grip on slippy surfaces,

Have a jazzy name,

Be good on severe down hills,

Be over priced and not as described,

only last for a few months,


 
Posted : 07/05/2010 9:51 pm
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you missed triple compound


 
Posted : 07/05/2010 9:59 pm
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Corny, but really quite good project ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 07/05/2010 10:04 pm
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Able to reverse REALLY quickly.
Able to contain slime.


 
Posted : 07/05/2010 10:16 pm
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Prone to haveing more than one flat,


 
Posted : 07/05/2010 10:22 pm
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must be able to traverse a moat
doesnt matter what they cost, cause their not paying for them


 
Posted : 07/05/2010 11:56 pm
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Have the ability to be always right when wrong,

To be able to float on water,or give the appearance of,

inability to turn left,


 
Posted : 08/05/2010 11:57 am
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Either Schwalbe Dodgy Daves or Gurning Gordons I would have thought.


 
Posted : 08/05/2010 12:00 pm
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They'll need to be excellent at shedding muck.


 
Posted : 08/05/2010 12:02 pm
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Nobby Nics

Obviously ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 08/05/2010 1:03 pm
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be able to find grip in very deep bull shit .


 
Posted : 08/05/2010 4:58 pm
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high rollers?


 
Posted : 08/05/2010 5:23 pm