[Closed] What job do you do?

I'm a faceless public sector beurocrat. Not a good choice at the moment if you're thinking of a switch.

Blogger, writer and mid-week biking buddy of Trekster 🙂

Prison Officer.
Don't even bother.

IT Manager

I'm a scrounger as well - Learning Disabilities Nurse. Not a good time for heading this way.

Single parent and part time admin. Loads of time to ride a bike. Pay is shite though.

Research Engineer

I hurt people

mostly physically

great pension though

Dirty lazy good for nothing, drain on the lawful, honest, taxpaying private sector heroes.
ITU nurse for 25 years.

sometimes i wake up with torn purple pants on and have lost all other garments.

I am then too tired to go to work normally.

scaredypants has me intrigued.

I used to hurt people for a living but that was in a previous life.

I spend most days standing around on street corners.
I don't earn very much.

shark wrestler in the summer
polar bear wrestler in the winter

shark wrestler in the summer
polar bear wrestler in the winter

You need to add wolverines to your spring regimen

Bio-decomtamination validation engineer. Currently in a hotel in Senegal have a cold beer.

I saw a forestry job on Mull which is tempting, though poles apart from my current rat race job and probably a bit extreme in the other direction.

I grow things
I build things
And I get things wet to save them.

Pays the bills 🙂

As of this week, a designer and seller of wooden things ( I cant think of a fancy job title that suits)! 😀

Hoping to move into furniture design in the near future.

I spend most days standing around on street corners.
I don't earn very much.

😯

Chugger?

Sand control/completions operations engineer

Pays well travel to some quality places but time away can be poop after 4/5 weeks

Scrounging paramedic here. Not a good time to be one, unfortunately.

International Jewel Thief. But when thats slack I convert vehicles into Jiffy Trucks and now campervans. Can be interesting now and again. But for the main it's putting beans in the tin day in day out.

Staff Nurse Orthopaedics. Not much else to say.

Psychiatric social worker

Product development, I'm reluctant to call myself a research chemist these days as a lot of what I do is closer to alchemy.

You need a degree, so that'll be 3 years and £27k now, the wage isn't worth it...

I bring down economies & cause worldwide financial meltdown.......... according to the national media 😯 😯 😯 😉

i milk llamas

Self employed singer/songwriter-producer-record label/studio owner-session guitarist(get to choose my own work, so only have to work with people I like or admire, which is nice) That's about it really.

You know when salesmen say that their jobs would be a lot easier without customers.... I've got an easy job. 🙁

[s]Intergalactic[/s] [s]International[/s] [s]National[/s] [s]Regional[/s] [s]Local[/s] Keyboard Warrior

I also manage a T&E facility, and set up laboratories, gain accreditation train staff that sort of thing.

Currently sitting in a Village hotel wishing the kitchen staff had a cooking qualification between them.

I used to be a shark wrestler (feeder actually), now a fish scientist.

I am a "Lean DMAIC 6 Sigma Black Belt" well you did ask!

I spend most days standing around on street corners.
I don't earn very much.

Chugger?

You know those massive IT cock-up projects that squander millions of public pounds? I work on those.

Actually that's not really fair, I've worked on one that was actually a success eventually, and one that was terrible and I am expecting to hit the news at some point.

I am actually a programmer, not a middle manager, which is a bit better isn't it?

Currently sitting in a Village hotel wishing the kitchen staff had a cooking qualification between them.

Yeah but at least the gyms are good and some have Starbucks in them. The one in Farnborough would serve excellent steaks with cold veg, and it would take ages.

Structural engineer but it won't get you any recognition on here...

Count things...

F1 sub assembly technician (build gearboxes for racing cars basically) would like to be a paramedic or physiotherapist not entirely sure how I ended up where I am??

Lifestyle Guru/Fisherman.

programmer +1

working for a company that makes doors.

I help with projects to rape motherearth of her precious hydrocarbons and deliver them to the enery avaricious.

I find the question 'do you enjoy your job' to be made up of mutually exclusive elements

FMCG packaging designer. Mostly on deodorant aerosols, including that brand that had the Lucy Pinder adverts banned last week.

Offshore Medic, Registered Nurse, and Labour hater.

Yeah but at least the gyms are good and some have Starbucks in them. The one in Farnborough would serve excellent steaks with cold veg, and it would take ages.

I spent 8 months here last year, it looks like I'm going to spend another 6 here this time, in all of that time I can honestly say I've never had a good steak.

Gyms are good though, never been able to get on a spin class though. Closest I've got is 4th reserve.

Currently residing in joblesstrackworld. Can't say I recommend it.