I would take a picture but I get in trouble for posting work pictures online, especially when there is confidentail stuff in view 😳
So I have:
2 mouse mats
mouse
landline phone
headset for phone
bag for headset
an empty box
monitor
pc
ipad
iphone
works mobile
wallet
lego police motorbike
hotwheels hot rod
3 pens
styles
a pile of post it notes used
pile of post it notes unused
watch
3 christmas cards
note pad
envelope
and lots of bits of paper that I should be working my way through but came on STW instead.
2 monitors
1 kb and mouse
speakers
stationary
phone
iPhone
wallet
mug (of old tea)
photo of monkey jr
lamp
general paperwork
6 months of expenses about to be cashed in 🙂
A strangely riveting thread this...
Anyway's to join in
2 xmas cards
PC laptop
Monitor stood on box files 😉
Empty coffee cup
Half-full water glass
Wallet
iPhone 4
Samsung Galaxy Ace 2, (I think)
DAB Radio
Pen holder with a random assortment of empty and broken pens
A month old trade magazine still in its cellophane wrapper
A note pad
My house key and door fob
Currently working in the office but when Mrs Tinman works from home the dog has been known to sleep on the desk.
Normal desktop (is it still a desktop if it sits under the desk?) computer paraphernalia and a spare laptop.
LOTS of thoroughly important bits of paper strewn around in flimsily organised chaos.
Lots of pens (I keep losing them), two staplers, two paperpunches, several envelopes, two flash drives, empty CD cases, earphones, Post-It's, two stressballs, calculator, tripod, ruler, a plastic Morph, towel, deoderant, box of screwdrivers, two boxes of business cards, umpteen keys that we don't know what they're for but can't throw out in case we find out, zip-ties, incomplete set of playing cards, a bell from a Lindt chocolate Easter bunny, a birthday card, and a small rubber tree plant.
Cold cup of tea, bottle of water, half a box of cookies, and a pear.
Rugby balls all over the place, GPS pods, various Mac's with various bits of mud and grass on them (in them). A McLaren F1 radar to play with 8)
Unopened Christmas cards and half a mug of coffee. Various weird and wonderful protein/sport supplements sachets.
A large mountain of paperwork, thus my procrastinating on here...
Beyond the normal office tat:
3x 500ml bottles of heavy fuel oil
a trowel
a couriered box of paperwork i'm not opening this side of christmas
a lone 1 euro coin
the remains of a (failed) container securing strop
a pile of unclaimed rail tickets
Am leaving in a little while and trying to work out how to cram the above into my desk drawer.
Steaming mince pie covered in vanilla flavoured cream 😀
The usual stuff and also
1x dead bat
1x 40MYO spider in amber
2x stone arrow heads
1x live scorpion juvenile
15x(approx) baby tarantulas
1x stuffed goat (teddy not real)
2x chop sticks
1x pink hair clip
1x large flint
2x 30cm rubber tipped tweezers
1x ultraviolet torch....
Now gone
Blooody 'ell roper, you make a magic potion ! 😯
Only things missing is a teardrop from a mermaid and eye of newt...
lol, it does look a little odd as a written list but blends in ok in real life 🙂
An RB211 IP compressor rotor, some files, various grades of emery cloth and some cutproof gloves.
Loads of boring office type stuff as mentioned above by many and:
6 apples
2 (nice)pear
1 Banana
2 tangerines or satsumas, whats the difference they are orange (not bikes).
2 Torq bars
Book on fly fishing.
Enter two of roper's colleagues stage left
1st Witch:
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
2nd Witch:
Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
3rd Witch
Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
1st Witch:
Round about the cauldron go:
In the poisoned entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Sweated venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first in the charmed pot.
All:
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
2nd Witch:
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blindworm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing.
For charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
All:
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and couldron bubble.
3rd Witch:
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witch's mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd in the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat; and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,-
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For ingredients of our cauldron.
All:
Double,double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
2nd Witch:
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
Vice with half a toy gun in it, armourer's wrench, assorted allen and torq keys in a tub, rack of screwdrivers and a massive hammer. Also half a cheese and chorizo sandwitch, my mobile and assorted set screws, split washers and pins around the edges. (I'm currently repiring some of the rental guns used at the airsoft site I manage.)
Not my desk as I don't have one of my own
Laptop
travel mouse
mobile
Headset (used on mobile and PC)
A5 ruled notebook
Pen with Comwell written on it
At work? Some joker managed to fit a 16' open canoe through two doors, into the office and 'onto' my desk. Funnily enough there was no-one around to help remove it - they all magically disappeared...
A huge pile of paperwork that'll be there probably until the end of January at least.
i've got;
24 channel mixing desk
1 mouse
1 keyboard
2 monitors
1 headphone amp
above the desk i've got;
2 100w powered krk6 monitors
1 m-audio 1010 interface
too my left is a se 3000 condenser mic
and on my right a kurzwiel piano
behind me is a fender strat
yippee!
@CaptJon: Is that Scrivener you're running in the background?
observation fail on my part, mac pro at the side, doh.It isn't an iMac.
Question still stands tho do apple screens not have any height adjustment?
This time yesterday and every day for last 10 days I had £10k+ of jewellery on my desk to sort and post.
Today I've got no desk and no job as it was a temp job 🙁
more crap than i want to mention
plus
a bottle of wine from the boss
Updated
[s]An Axe[/s] Back where it should be
[s]1 dry bag[/s] Back where it should be
[s]1 kitten[/s] somewhere else and not bothering me
An old orange that has dried out like a ping pong ball.
[s]9 Prometheus .22 pellets[/s] Back where they should be
[s]3[/s] 2 pens
Postit notes (Yellow)
[s]1 dead wasp[/s] binned
[s]1 chain breaker (park[/s]) back where it should be
Chocolates
Wrapping paper
2 Cds
and a clean keyboard
🙂
Another location, another Hotdesk..
Someone elses empty tin of Austrian Sweets from Vienna.
My glasses case.
2 empty coffee cups.
Dodgy desk phone.
iPad
SG3 phone.
Some "important" paperwork from a meeting I've just attended.
Obviously the normal keyboard/mouse combo.
Screen Cleaning fluid (though I could do with keyboard cleaning fluid (urgh))
A snotty Tissue.
Today my desk looks remarkably clear!
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Normal office stuff..
8 knives
RC Micro Heli
Bigtrak - I forgot it was even there!
this years diary
next years diary
couple of CDs
phone
calculator
few H&S signs
a powerful torch
an emergency stop button
some string
100 or so cable ties
three pens
keys to five or six different things
a roll of sample lables
a pair of safety glasses
two buisness cards
and a laptop
