This guy just jumped up and made himself comfortable, I had to remove the keyboard from under him and all 🙂
So, whats on your desk?
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Imminent danger of cat-pritt stick collision I'd say. That's gonna hurt. 🙂
A huge and messy pile of paperwork and old bills that I really need to bin. No picture but try to imagine an explosion in a filing cabinet.
Laptop, Iphone, cup of coffee (empty), 3/4 pack Dark Choc digetstives, my motivation to ride today.
notable amongst the clutter:
a pack of pez sweets
a UN72 axle, excised from the BB
a bacon and egg sandwich*
a copy of The Economist "Pocket World in Figures" book
*now gone
cafetiere - empty
cup - empty
iphone , deskphone , pile of paperwork a empty pen holder
a 99p calculator , lufthansa silver luggage tags and a pair of slide hammers.
No cats
A few packets of flu strength lemsip 🙁
*sniffle*
The only interesting thing is my Cyclescheme Bike Certificate.
I pick up my* CAAD-X today! 😀
*well, obviously not strictly [i]mine[/i], but ain't no one else gonna touch it!
A banana and a box of tissues... I got a really boring head cold, nowhere near bad enough to bunk off work, but making sitting here much more grueling the normal.... blah
Other than that the normal stuff
6 screens
2 keyboards
2 mouses
1 phone screen/board (2 hand sets)
1 Calculator
1 pen
and the best bit ... a pic of the dustbins lids
two monitors
a pile of wage slips
phone
three pairs of safety glasses
2 hard hats
a pile of pre appraisal forms & appraisal forms
A pack of Ibuprofen
An empty syringe of diamond cutting past
2 cups
printer
note book
post-it notes
laptop
phone plugged into audio conferences
rucksack
helmet with luminator lights, warm cycling gloves, glasses
empty poridge bowl
some xmas cards to send at lunchtime
usually if i work from home there is also a cat lying on the rucksack, he seems to like smelly muddy things!
Dammit Stoner, I need a bacon and egg sandwich now, and some Pezz sweeties! Thinking about it, those Pez dispensers will make good stocking fillers, looking for some online now.
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Far too much clutter - it's all annoying me:
Desk phone
Mobile phone
Laptop
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse (non-mammal)
Notebook (paper)
Contract I'm reviewing
Christmas cards (3) (received)
Christmas cards (to send)
Bottle of water (fizzy)
Far too much carp on my desk to list. The study is a mess in general as the house is 3/4 packed in prep for our house move in early Jan. I'm glad we're away over the Christmas break because the mess and the fact that half the stuff I need is packed away is doing my head in.
a load of shite.
hard drives, several of
NICs a few
HD caddy x 3
usb sticks ~7
CDs/DVDs lots
post its and scraps of paper with hastily scribbled notes [i]loads[/i]
various computer leads
screw driver
pliers
bottle of water
mugs x 2
salt & pepper pots
empty breakfast bowl
old train tickets
yes I'm messy
Thanks for the link Stoner, two snowman Pez dispensers ordered. Takes me back, remember getting one for Christmas when I was about 5 or 6.
ourmaninthenorth - Member
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Bottle of water (fizzy)
Call yourself a Northerner? Fizzy water is a Southerner's drink....
😉
Empty mug of coffee, just about to be refilled by a colleague. Two Crackberries, IP phone, laptop and dock, a Giro Xar, my winter gloves and a pair of Oakley Flak Jacket XLJs (Persimmon/Black Iridium transitions in case you're wondering"
Monitor
Keyboard & mouse
Spacepilot 3D mouse
Phone
Moleskine (A5, squared)
Graphics tablet
A pile of engineering drawings
Assorted pens
Coffee mug
Only today's work - honest! *hides from the 5S police*
2xmonitor
keyboard,
mouse
Cisco ip phone
iPhone
mug
bottle of water
banana
pens etc
model of a Nissan GT-R & X-trail
North Face stress ball
various damper valves
composite leaf spring
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IT PUTS THE HAT ON THE CAT OR IT GETS THE HOSE!
Let’s see, on my desk I have:
Two monitors
A keyboard
A mouse
A PC
A notebook
A Wacom Graphire tablet
Another thing I can’t mention by name due to an NDA
A photo of Mr Toast racing in Sleepless in the Saddle
A photo from our wedding
A figure of Sephiroth
A figure of Zabra-Jinn
A figure of Raziel
A figure of Boba Fett
A Jiggly Puff toy
A Togepi toy
An Ikea Rat
A My Little Pony
A selection of small toy dogs
A copy of Guild Wars 2
A mug of tea
Some AAA batteries
Assorted pens
Two bottles of orange squash
Headphones
A coaster from The Hub at Glentress
A bottle of Glucosamine Sulphate
A packet of ibuprofen
A bottle of cough medicine
Sellotape
Several printouts of work documents
And a mug of tea.
No cats. 🙁
Fags
Receipts
Mug of coffee
Pint of squash
Headtorch
Cash
Shades
Passport
Small length of 300fps fuse
ETA: my Motorola RAZR V300i limited edition "red" mobile phone.
Too much..............
laptop
notebook
swipe card
mouse (PCtype)
Costa coffee 2/3 full
phone
Met bicycle helmet
gloves
fleece
Pint mug of tea
'puter/printer/speakers/keyboard/mouse
4 completed copies of Performance Development Reviews to be put in personnel files
A red and a black marker pen
Scissors
pen drive
A black and a red ballpoint pen
A selection of (unused) blood tubes
A mahoosive file of EQA data
A photo album of recent trip to South Africa/Botswana
Erm, a 7" fixed blade knife.
A Lezyne light - charging from PC USB.
Two Monitors
Monitor Switch
Keyboard
Mouse (no Cats)
Samsung G3
Postit Notes
iPad
Man Bag with all my carp in it.
Two coffee cups (empty)
List of phone numbers
Note Pad
Pen
Swipey ID thingy
Hotdesking as usual.
Two notebooks
A blackberry
A Galaxy S2
A desk phone
A Nexus 7
A keyboard
A mouse
A mouse mat
A monitor
A copy of Fighters Only
A powerball gyroscope
A 1 litre aluminium water bottle
A cup of coffee
A cafetiere
Laptop
Deskphone
A4 pad
Pen
Mobile on charge
I don't like a messy desk.
Laptop
Notepad
Pen
Mince pie on a cow-print plate
Coffee
Calculator
Phone
Bowl of blackberries
Mouse/mousepad
Bowl of apples and satsumas
Big pile of drawings/ sketches
^^^ can't say I've ever seen a pussy on a desk before ^^^
"expects the thwak of the BanHammer"
a right ****ing mess
Monitor, Keyboard & Mouse
iPad & Stand
Avid Juicy 5 caliper that is split in half
Avid Juicy 5 Piston and Seal Kit from CRC
two monitors
PC
broken WYSE thin client
logitech headphones
Avaya phone
bottle of water
pen
notepad
several cat5 patch cables
Avaya switch manuals
copy of outdoor fitness magazine
Olbas inhaler
Monitor
Tower
Cook book stand (for my text books)
an Introduction to Geochemistry book
Isotope geology text book
The geology of england and wales text book
bowl with wallet keys etc in
jam jar with money in
compass/clino
A beautiful paperweight recently inherited from my grandad.
an ashtray (ahem)
a volcano (again ahem)
Stationary jar with a million and one pens in
a desk fan
some rocks
a red button
a red glass bead
I really need to declutter
Double post
Blackberry
iPhone
6x deskphones
PC, Monitor, Keyboard, Mouse
Tux
Park Tools mug
Green Tea
Tin of Climb-On
Paper Clip Dinosaur
Laptop
Two bottles of water
Empty cup of coffee
Pile of Notepads
4 bottles of Finishline multi degreaser, two Nutrak puncture repair kits, a half full bottle of Stan's sealant and a large mug with "A**EHOLE" on it.
Apart from the usual essential work IT stuff (four monitors, three different types of base unit, mice etc) I have an empty teacup (soon to be refilled with tea), a winning wrapper for a free Twix, four PG Tips monkeys and a stripped apart bluetooth GPS unit that is forming the base of a project for a GPS-based dog tracking/mapping system.
Oh, and a bucketload of paperwork, a decoy pigeon and an R/C plane.
An Axe
1 dry bag
1 kitten
An old orange that has dried out like a ping pong ball.
9 Prometheus .22 pellets
3 pens
Postit notes (Yellow)
1 dead wasp
1 chain breaker (park)
Nothing exciting
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... a large mug with "A**EHOLE" on it... 🙂
Very tidy CaptJon, and time to clean up for fasthaggis- dead wasp and a dried orange the size of a pingpong ball 😯
Do imacs still not have height adjustment? Or is using a box file all part of the icharm?
sputnik - Member
... a large mug with "A**EHOLE" on it...
Very tidy CaptJon, and time to clean up for fasthaggis- dead wasp and a dried orange the size of a pingpong ball
xmas party on thursday last week meant desk tidying was most i could manage friday morning (and it really needed tidying!).
D0NK - Member
Do imacs still not have height adjustment? Or is using a box file all part of the icharm?
It isn't an iMac.
