just in that kind of mood today, a mix of the weather and the dog constantly barking
1 - teenagers wearing Led Zeppelin/Motorhead etc tshirts done in glitter that they've picked up in Topshop or New Look
2 - People that hate the opposite sex because their last relationship didn't pan out too well. You know the type "all you men are useless and can't do anything, you're all bar stewards" and so forth
3 - People who take Facebook posts way too seriousley or use it to post their most innermost feelings then complain when someone leaves a sarky comment
I could go on for hours but some comments would be so offensive i'll get banned from the interweb for good
What's getting on your goat at the moment?
Able bodied fkwits parking in disabled spots.
A couple of years back, Asda put talking disks in the disabled parking spots which spoke to telling you that this was a disabled spot, and still some family of lardies sat there munching on their big macs and extra large fries.
Disability can be more than what is obvious to an on looker though... never make an assumption based on appearance. Can be embarrassing.
Brits abroad
fugging embarrassing just spent 2 weeks in france the french were great but the brits as a rule, well I was ashamed
What's getting on your goat at the moment?
This thread, I was fine until I read this, it's typical of the negative dross that is posted by middle of the road, lower middle class, middle management morons on this forum.
what gets my goat?
trolls?
Djglover - that truly was an inspiring comment, however you really couldn't be further off the mark if you tried
I was just trying to start what I thought would be an Interesting thread (mabye only to me)
If you feel so strongly about it then don't reply.......you don't have to prove me right by acting like a ****
Benefit scroungers, politicians, hoodies, the nanny state, god-bothers, asylum seekers, Tesco shoppers, do-gooders, soft judges, chavs, disabled people, Northerners, so-called "human rights", Health and Safety, Lefties, Fat people, pikeys, Muslims, political correctness, Southerners, vegetarians, and postal workers.
People from Surrey (apologies if you are from Surrey).
Women.
Goats. Can't stand them, always chewin' stuff.
Scooters and fireworks
Middle lane motorway drivers. 😈
Halloween and other americanisms that are just for generating money and whilst someoine else mentioned dogs barking I hate the 'king noise that my dog keeps hearing in his little head that makes him bark-and low flying helicopters and those people at work that you have to work with but you actually dislike and wouldnt piss on them if they were on fire in the gutter and....................
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Djglover - that truly was an inspiring comment, however you really couldn't be further off the mark if you triedI was just trying to start what I thought would be an Interesting thread (mabye only to me)
If you feel so strongly about it then don't reply.......you don't have to prove me right by acting like a ****
People who don't get irony
Articles in the broadsheet press on how Dizzee Rascal is the new Keats and Cheryl Cole is an english rose.
people! my wife
posh, arrogant, ignorant, selfish students
gordon Ramsey
Compare the meercat adverts
Adam Crozier
the Krankies
just watching 'JOhn and Edward' going though to next weeks x-factor show...grrrrr PUBLIC : GET THEM OUT !!!!! they shouldnt be there, ...... nice people like Rachael Adedeji shud still be in the competition....i hope she gets a record deal from someone....great voice she has !
Easy one really - Caravans. 😀
At the moment my ex...getting right on my tits!
The cost of Braces, its going to cost me £1500 so my son can have them, NHS bah! doesnt meet the critera.
Strictly come dancing, xfactor, musicals, singing and dancing in general, a load of utter shite!!
old people who can't actually drive safetly on the road....anyone who thinks someone on minimum wage sitting at a till should be given a hard time about something they clearly have no control over eg. pricings...
people who think Britain is great when everything points to the opposite conclusion e.g.
lowest pensions
highest teen pregnancies
fewest public holidays
longest working hours
lowest educational standards
highest number of soldiers killed in illegal wars
highest rates of servile obsequiousness to useless celebrities like Jade, Jordan, the Windsors
Today's theme is self-haters pretending to like shite music because it is "Urban".
And 90% of "Urban" music.
And 90% of "Non Urban" music.
And 90% of music on sale.
And 90% of you.
And the Queen and her parasitic spawn.
And the serfs.
Moaning ,whinging ,pedantic bastids get on my goat tbh.
eldridge..... i'm going to disagree with you on several points.
the first being that the UK is great and you being of the opinion that it isn't.
it's not the bee's knees, i'll give you that, but it sure as hell isn't shite.
free health care! do you know how much i should be paying for health care here in germany? no, nor do i because when i asked the ladies huffed and puffed and came up with a figure of over 250€/month. consequently i've no health insurance. that means any trips to the doc's or hospital are going to be mega bucks.
educational standards. it depends on what criteria you are marking, but in my experience the British educational system is A LOT better than that of many other european countries (italy, portugal?).
and the illegal war. are you sure that the yanks haven't wasted more young lives than our politicians?
what pisses me off? the so called socialist paradise that is germany not providing health care to the masses. you have to source it privately from one of literally hundreds of providers. the system will never change as there is such a large industry built up around it.
of, and the two 'Bullen' (cops) at today's anti-fa (anti-fascist/right-wing) march saying loudly that they'd like to throw us all in the back of the van. pricks. give a man a uniform and he'll turn into a fascist.
Halloween and other americanisms
Halloween is a Celtic celebration, it has just been a little hi-jacked for commercial reasons. Or do you mean the Americanization of celebrations? In a way it's a good thing thou (but i'll agree it can be annoying),as it means that it's not forgotten, and in a way, no matter how perverted it has become, it's origins that are in British history are in some way preserved.
Anyway by far and the most annoying thing is if your out with someone and they say 'Oh do you mind getting this (it's usually something for them), I don't want to break into a 20!!!!
What did you plan to do with the cash you got out from the cash machine then you Dick!
What it actually means is they are a tight fisted scrounger. I've started carrying round the highest denomination of note available now just so I can trump to next ****er i come across that does this, it hasn't happened yet but i'm counting the days.
Has anyone ever asked someone to 'get' something for them so they don't have to 'break' a note - give your reasons why you did this you pikey!
Me. I'm a complete bell end, make everyone around me unhappy, I'm a social cripple, have an unjustified over-inflated ego, I'm mediocre at pretty much everything I do and I big myself up on internet forums.
In fairness you're well hung though.
Benefit scroungers, politicians, hoodies, the nanny state, god-bothers, asylum seekers, Tesco shoppers, do-gooders, soft judges, chavs, disabled people, Northerners, so-called "human rights", Health and Safety, Lefties, Fat people, pikeys, Muslims, political correctness, Southerners, vegetarians, and postal workers.
Between me and MrsPP, we tick about 10 of those boxes......
Scott Mills, cant stand him!!
i hate it when you go through town centre and get stopped every five steps by someone asking have you had an accident thats not your fault, or selling fake rag mags .
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Never, ever had that happen to me. But then again I completely ignore all of the people who approach me in the street.
my best mate's girlfriend, she's a right ****tard.
Folk selling stuff and not booking it off inventory so when other folk try to sell said 'available' product they have to go back on their commitment to the customer just because some schmuk cannot do their paperwork correctly.
People who drive German cars.
no i dont have to justify myself, 99% of you are all pricks 😉
do knobs buy german cars?
or do german cars make people knobs?
either way, it doesnt really matter, your still up my chuff with your bloody LED lights on, Piss off.
trick with the accident cash machine people is to fall to the floor screaming "you pushed me! you pushed me!, why would you do that?". soon shuts them up. Had a right aggressive one knock on the door last year, wouldn't take no for an answer, so i et him into a secret that htat I was the victim of prolongud harrassment from a national company who i'd never had any dealings with and that I'd love to take legal action against them. he was quite interested until he realised I was talking about him!
Also, I don't like voices on phones saying "your call is important to us" etc etc. I'd rather it just rang, at least that way i can imagine i'm annoying someone else as much as they are annoying me
(guess who just spent 45mins on hold!)
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I'll get me goat(coat) 🙂
your still up my chuff with your bloody LED lights on, Piss off.
Ahh - daytime running lights - which are soon to be the law on all cars, not just German ones.
Another thing that gets on my goat - uninformed f*cktards moaning about stuff they don't know a great deal about.
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(Yes I have a German car. And no it doesn't have LED lights).
im not uninformed, i just dont really care whether they are LEDs or Halogen or what. they still get on my goat :p
whether they become law or not (im not convinced they will myself) they will still annoy the shit out of me
Being annoyed about lights is a rather disturbing trait. Do other car accessories cause you stress?
Mice that break into your house and chew up all your fuel receipts that were ready for your 2008/09 tax return and fallen leaves and people that dont indicate at roundabouts and that Coranation Street isnt always on on a Wednesday anymore
Endura sizing... got a pair of humvee shorts that fit perfectly, size small, ordered replacement Zyme shorts in the same size and they are f'ing massive, at least two sizes bigger that i'd expect them to be, read they are for over bodyarmour, I only own one set of body armour, and they are still too big over that, think their size model must have been eating a lot lately... no one ive used before stocks xs either it seems...