What do fictional characters smell like?

Compo - Attics.

Is Bruce Springsteen fictional?

Kermit The Frog - pork

Sharpe - black powder, sweat and someone else's blood

Moss Piggy - Frog

Gonzo (the Great) - Chickens

Wallace - Cheap slippers, cheese, old cars

Gromit - Wallace

Inigo Montoya - Spanish wine and chorizo

Terminator - GT85

Marty McFly - coal soap

Yoda - blueberries

If this isn't thread of the week, there's no justice in the world.

Jack Ryan - Lynx roll-on deodorant and overpowering sweat.
Wednesday Addams - Blood and patchouli.
Lukę Skywalker - Spectacularly strong BO.

Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore - napalm (but only in the morning)

Any Stormtrooper - Tupperware.

Non fictional. Fred Astaire- Ginger.

Bellatrix Lestrange – Wee

She'd smell of something entirely different if I got hold of her.

Colonel Sanders - a faint whiff of seven secret spices and an escaped cock.

Buffy - Teen Spirit and grave dust

Bellatrix Lestrange – Wee

She’d smell of something entirely different if I got hold of her.

Fear?

Worf - an earthy, peaty aroma with a touch of lilac.

This is the main reason I was unsure at first of Gary Oldman as Jackson Lamb. Because in the books his breath absolutely stinks, he's got some BO, and you can smell numerous Chinese takeaways in his hair and his coat.

To his credit, Oldman really does bring it to life though!

Ken Barlow - Biscuits.

Jesus - wood dust and frankincense

Alan Partridge - Lynx Java

Chewbacca - wet dog

Lukę Skywalker – Spectacularly strong BO.

Nah, he smells very clean, probably of coal-tar soap. Definitely no BO and most definitely no body spray or deodorant.

Leia, probably gun oil and dusty committee rooms.

Both of them smell like garbage (note, NOT rubbish, garbage!) after they almost got compacted because the Star Wars universe doesn't seem to have shower facilities. Luke blow dries his hair though.

Barbarella, smells of spangles and lubricant.

/begin fast show edition

13th Duke of Wybourne - Old Spice

Ted - carbolic soap
Ralph - mud and tweed

Swiss Tony - bad hair gel, Brut and bad breath

Lois Balfour (NICE!) - cigars, whisky and mould

/end fast show edition

I reckon Father Ted smells of tea.

Co-pilot's seat on the Millennium Falcon - Anti-bac wipes and Magic Tree™ air freshener.

Best thread in ages!

Jack Reacher - Motel soap with a hint of plot armour and death.

Say one thing for Logen Ninefingers , he smells of desperation, sweat and blood.

Roland of Gilead - gun smoke, leather and sweat

Hannibal Lecter - Fava beans, chianti, chopped liver and expensive cologne with a subtle hint of shit and decay

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Bellatrix Lestrange – Wee

She’d smell of something entirely different if I got hold of her.

Linden trees?

Lois Balfour (NICE!)

I never knew that was his name.

Linden trees?

Is there a gag here I'm missing?

Linden trees?

Is there a gag here I’m missing?

Oh yes.

Is there a gag here I’m missing?

🤣🤣🤣

Bellatrix Lestrange – Wee

She’d smell of something entirely different if I got hold of her.

Ennui?

Father Ted smells like the underwear section of old catalogues.

Basil Fawlty smells of Brylcream and gin.

Barbara Good smells of roses and goat shit.

Barbara Good smells of roses and goat shit.

She's on the One Show tonight, jeez she's well preserved.....

She’s on the One Show tonight, jeez she’s well preserved…..

That'll be all the shit.

All Star Trek captains of the enterprise…Old Spice

The Dude smells of weed, White Russians and floor wax.

The entire cast of the Star Wars prequels and sequels smell of shame and regret.