Davros - Disinfectant
Bellatrix Lestrange - Wee
I'm not sure if this is wise, but what prompted this train of thought?
Bellatrix Lestrange – Weed
Pigpen - piss
Darth Vader - musty and talcum powder.
Jason Bourne - nothing. He leaves no trace.
All the Mr Men - jelly babies.
Jack Reacher - NO!
This is not something I find myself wondering about real people let alone the imaginary ones.
This is not something I find myself wondering about real people let alone the imaginary ones.
Now to be fair, a few people have walked past me in teal life and made me think "what the **** was that smell?!"
Marwood (and I) - essence of Petunia.
James Bond: Stale alcohol, sweat and coitus, but in a bad way.
Martin Penwald aka Rubber Duck - diesel & BO
The BFG - Snozcumbers
Ford Perfect - like a towel you used a few times, then left on the towel rail to go musty while you went on Holliday.
Andy Stone (Detectorist) - earth, with a tinge of B.O. if you get too close
Becky Stone - lightly dusted Fairy washing powder and perfection
Almost everyone in LotR: pipe smoke.
Everyone in every John le Carre book: cigarette smoke.
Hellboy: Brimstone.
Withnail & I cigarettes alcohol deep heat and perfume.
Danger Mouse - Damp straw and explosives.
Stig of the Dump: 🤢
Han Solo - Damp Wookie with a hint of cheap 70s cologne

a few people have walked past me in teal life and made me think “what the duck was that smell?!”
a few people have walked past me in teal life and made me think “what the duck was that smell?!”
And I missed the edit window.....
Jim Royle - Binners
Wayne and Waynetta Slob - fagsmoke and mouldy pizza with a hint of tuna
Sheldon Cooper - Hand Sanitizer
Raj - Lynx Africa
Howard - CK One
Jesus Christ- Sweat and sawdust
Rick Deckard - Stainless steel,jet fuel and despair.
This is not something I find myself wondering about real people let alone the imaginary ones.
I'd generally agree, but with Jackson Lamb, imagining the stench of BO and shitty food isn't really an option.
Bergerac: barley wine, fig rolls and damp.
Grand Moff Tarkin - Overboiled veg and plasticine.
Nurse Gladys Emmanuel - surgical spirit
I always imagine Gandalf... Did not smell clean.
Winnie the Poah - The mauled teddy your child has sucked the nose/arm/leg of for the past 5 years and can never prise away from them to wash.
Rebus - Beer, fags & whisky
Raj – Lynx Africa
Howard – CK One
Some of you are way too good at this game, I could picture/smell it immediately!
Prince William - Lube.
I came on to say Jackson Lamb and see I was beaten to it. But I'll add farts - best line of the recent series 'Sorry, that one lingered'
Jason Bourne – nothing. He leaves no trace.
This made me chuckle!
I'm gonna say Tin Tin smells of lemon
I’m gonna say Tin Tin smells of lemon
Whereas Captain Haddock smells of filterless Galoises and somebody else's wife
This is not something I find myself wondering about real people let alone the imaginary ones.
Unless I’m standing behind them in a queue. Certainly not fictional characters, never crossed my mind.
Bruce Springsteen- freshly cut pine and old leather... me knees just went.
Springsteen also has a faint whiff of engine oil if you sniff carefully. But not in a bad way, just a manly hint.
Just a faint misting of WD40 on top of his tea?

