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What do fictional characters smell like?

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Davros - Disinfectant

Bellatrix Lestrange - Wee


 
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I'm not sure if this is wise, but what prompted this train of thought?


 
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Bellatrix Lestrange – Weed


 
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Pigpen - piss


 
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Darth Vader - musty and talcum powder.

Jason Bourne - nothing. He leaves no trace.

All the Mr Men - jelly babies.


 
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Jack Reacher - NO!


 
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This is not something I find myself wondering about real people let alone the imaginary ones.


 
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This is not something I find myself wondering about real people let alone the imaginary ones.

Now to be fair, a few people have walked past me in teal life and made me think "what the **** was that smell?!"


 
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Marwood (and I) - essence of Petunia.


 
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James Bond: Stale alcohol, sweat and coitus, but in a bad way.


 
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Martin Penwald aka Rubber Duck - diesel & BO


 
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The BFG - Snozcumbers


 
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Ford Perfect - like a towel you used a few times, then left on the towel rail to go musty while you went on Holliday.


 
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Andy Stone (Detectorist) - earth, with a tinge of B.O. if you get too close
Becky Stone - lightly dusted Fairy washing powder and perfection


 
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Almost everyone in LotR: pipe smoke.
Everyone in every John le Carre book: cigarette smoke.
Hellboy: Brimstone.


 
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Withnail & I cigarettes alcohol deep heat and perfume.


 
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Danger Mouse - Damp straw and explosives.


 
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Stig of the Dump: 🤢


 
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Han Solo - Damp Wookie with a hint of cheap 70s cologne


 
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a few people have walked past me in teal life and made me think “what the duck was that smell?!”


 
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a few people have walked past me in teal life and made me think “what the duck was that smell?!”

And I missed the edit window.....


 
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Jim Royle - Binners


 
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Wayne and Waynetta Slob - fagsmoke and mouldy pizza with a hint of tuna


 
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Sheldon Cooper - Hand Sanitizer


 
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Raj - Lynx Africa
Howard - CK One


 
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Jesus Christ- Sweat and sawdust


 
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Rick Deckard - Stainless steel,jet fuel and despair.


 
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This is not something I find myself wondering about real people let alone the imaginary ones.

I'd generally agree, but with Jackson Lamb, imagining the stench of BO and shitty food isn't really an option.


 
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Bergerac: barley wine, fig rolls and damp.


 
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Grand Moff Tarkin - Overboiled veg and plasticine.


 
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Nurse Gladys Emmanuel - surgical spirit


 
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I always imagine Gandalf... Did not smell clean.


 
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Winnie the Poah - The mauled teddy your child has sucked the nose/arm/leg of for the past 5 years and can never prise away from them to wash.


 
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Rebus - Beer, fags & whisky


 
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Raj – Lynx Africa
Howard – CK One

Some of you are way too good at this game, I could picture/smell it immediately!


 
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Prince William - Lube.


 
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I came on to say Jackson Lamb and see I was beaten to it. But I'll add farts - best line of the recent series 'Sorry, that one lingered'


 
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Jason Bourne – nothing. He leaves no trace.

This made me chuckle!


 
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I'm gonna say Tin Tin smells of lemon


 
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I’m gonna say Tin Tin smells of lemon

Whereas Captain Haddock smells of filterless Galoises and somebody else's wife


 
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This is not something I find myself wondering about real people let alone the imaginary ones.

Unless I’m standing behind them in a queue. Certainly not fictional characters, never crossed my mind.


 
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Bruce Springsteen- freshly cut pine and old leather... me knees just went.


 
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Springsteen also has a faint whiff of engine oil if you sniff carefully. But not in a bad way, just a manly hint.


 
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Just a faint misting of WD40 on top of his tea?


 
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