[Closed] What are the coolest car names?

Nissan Cedric FTW!

Mazda bongo 😆

dave is a good car name

Renault Megane - Purely becuase induces thoughts of cheap plastic, unreliable electrics and French indifference.

Ever noticed how the coolest names rarely have cars that live up to it?

Hillman had the Hunter and the Avenger. Who wouldn't want to drive an Avenger?! (Anyone who saw it, that's who)

The tradition continues to this day, only with fast-sounding names. The slowest cars on the road are invariably ones with names like "Swift." I blame the Allegro.

The Ford Probe. Gives a good indication of who might be driving one.

In fact, I'm going to adopt that as a new term of abuse. You Probe!! 😀

I always liked Bentley Flying Spur and Rolls Royce Phantom. 'Superveloce' and 'Superleggera' are pretty cool suffixes, too.

Subaru Impreza is memorably awful.

Mitsubishi Starion 😉

Roomster

Lancia Fulvia

Cougar - I think its the same naming principle that applies to caravans. Hence them ending up being called Explorer and Crusader

Lancia Fulvia

...which from a distance looks like 'vulva'.

You'd be a knob to drive one

Gayest.

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batmobile

Nova, no va! (doesn't go)
That Japanese trio: Naked, Dunk and Joy. But above all the Mazda LaPuta (again think spanish).

Ther's another couple that are funny but I've forgottn them. I'll Google if they don't come to me in the next five minutes.

Honda Jazz

Only because it was originally launched as the Honda Fitta, until they realised fitta means fanny in Swedish and Norwegian.

Honda FireBlade.

Shureley the coolest bike is a tr-icicle

Mitsubishi Pajero - always makes me laugh. Wonder how many drivers know the slang meaning of the name 😆

Didn't the Pinto become the Punto, because "pinto" is slang for "small penis" in Mexico or some such? Or is that just an urban myth?

Ssayaong Rexton makes me chuckle.

[Beavis and Butthead voice]
On One Pompino...hurrr...hurrr.....hurrr.
[/Beavis and Butthead voice]

Honda FireBlade.

Bikes get the best names. Hayabusa sounds like a weapon you'd use to kill someone (ha, irony). It's "Peregrine Falcon" in Japanese too, just in case it wasn't already cool enough.

Renault Fuego.

Opel Ascona (as cona is portuguese for "the c**t")

I used to call my old shogun wilbur. 😀

The Toyota MR2 was called the MR in France.

This was to avoid it being called the Toyota [i]em air deux[/i]. I like that one!

Pagani Zonda

Lamborghini Murcielago

Honda Deauville.

This was to avoid it being called the Toyota em air deux.

Took me a moment to spot where you were going with that, but that's fantastic.

Citoën DS, déesse. Nice rather than funny.

No good, I'm going to have to Google for the Rolls Royce one.

Rolls Royce Silver Mist (think German).

Skoda Felatio
Hyundai Pony
Kia (no) Pride

i second the mitsubishi starion,

meant as a homage to the italian starion sly starrone

Opel Ascona (as cona is portuguese for "the c**t")

Brilliant I used own one of these and never knew 🙂

Best of all, as I read this I guffawed just as I was taken off hold on the phone 🙂

Clio Ti RS

because of its anagrammatic possibilities

Honda FireBlade.

Cougar - Member

Honda FireBlade.

Bikes get the best names. Hayabusa sounds like a weapon you'd use to kill someone (ha, irony). It's "Peregrine Falcon" in Japanese too, just in case it wasn't already cool enough.

It was designed as a Blackbird killer as well - as the Honda Blackbird was the fastest bike before the Hayabusa.

So "our hayabusa eats your blackbird for breakfast"

I don't know about coolest - but the Rover Streetwise must be the most ironic.

It was designed as a Blackbird killer as well

Didn't know that, but it doesn't surprise me.

the Honda Blackbird was the fastest bike before the Hayabusa.

That I knew. Wasn't the Blackbird's claim to fame that it was the first double-ton capable road bike? Or am I misremembering?

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Cleo above and Megane are girls names which caused some strop in France when the cars were launched. the new Zoé (zero emmisions) resulted in a court case as the girls called Zoé (another Greek godess) tried to dtop Renault using the name.

My car's called [b]"yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa' ba**ard.....!!"[/b] As its cost me 2k in 6 months, coil pack, gear box and clutch, crank sensor, 2 new tyres, fuel filter..... in fact its almost a new car.

Oh and its got a dint in the door from were I kicked it the last time it broke down 1 mile from the garage after picking it up!!

as the girls called Zoé (another Greek godess) tried to dtop Renault using the name.

The girl in question is called Zoe Renault - so kind of understandable.

Mrs. S is called Marina btw - cool name, NOT a cool car.

Maserati Ghibli - that's pi55 poor isn't it?

Quattroporte sounds cool but it just means Maserati Four door
What next - Maserati Uncofano....

Izuzu Bighorn, Mitsubishi Warrior 😆