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she checked her presents again last night and asked what was in the boxes....
"its air isnt it?"
"yup, the cats in a sealed box at the bottom but i didnt have a box big enough so i put the air it needed in those other boxes"
"well at least i'm getting a cat"
"its not a cat... you're just getting air"
"noooo its boxes of love isnt it... you love me"
"haha wait until you open up the dead cat"
"no, i know its boxes of love, love doesnt weigh anything"
😯
thing is... when she unwraps empty boxes i'm still going to get a big hug and kiss, she's mental 😀
also the versatility of eggs and potatoes.
The love that people can have for others.
I think mrsconsequence understands that our reality is the 'dust' left over from the quantum dance.
These people![url= http://www.yourdailymedia.com/video/watch/10054/ ]http://www.yourdailymedia.com/video/watch/10054/[/url]
i wish! the word quantum makes her cringe as she knows it'll set me and a mate off for hours.
Made tea for my little brother last night, amazed by his ability to be a pervy little (rhymes with anchor). Amazed by my g/f's ability to still be nice to him despite it.
Sunrises and sunsets - how they can make a crap morning or evening so much better.
Pregnancy - even though I teach kids at school about child development. I still find it really messed up that Mrs Q. can sit there on the evening and tell me that the baby is now awake inside her and moving about.
Possibly too much influence from Alien to make me see this as anything other than spooky.
It amazes me how when you consider the size of the universe that some people think they are important.
Another vote for the universe. It is simply impossible to make sense of the scale of it, the way it takes a fraction of a second for radio waves to travel around the earth, yet thousands of years for them to travel between galaxies.
Time. I rambled on a bit on another thread about how if you imagine one year as 1mm, then the earth was formed at one end of a 4500km road. The whole of human civilisation, from the beginnings of agriculture to the present day, fits in the last 10m of that road, with written history in the last 2m.
Evolution.
Not just the big stuff, like apes evolving in to humans, but all the little details too like your fingers and toes getting cold. How many countless millions died, or nearly died, of hypothermia before the human body evolved to reduce blood flow to the extremities by a process of natural selection ?
Mint Sauce keyrings.
people paying for mint sauce keyrings and waiting nearly a year for them to turn up but without complaining.
Human evolution - and its many [url= http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/chris-stringer-the-tip-of-the-iceberg-in-understanding-of-human-history-1926981.html ]complexities[/url].
how people manage to be such collosal self centred pricks
Cirque du Soleil
Fliperty flip!
It amazes me that vegans think that plants don't feel pain and suffering.
as a matetr of interest, I googled images of "amazing". Top of the list is..
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Wood?
My son.
Simon Grayson.
How much pain can be inflicted by standing on an upturned plug.
£5.62 a gallon really amazes me 😯
that's just for petrol
£25.60 a gallon really really amazes me 😯
that's just in the pub
Jerremy Kyle
amazes and saddens me
this country is doomed
that cirque wheel of death video (the top one) is something else.
cripes.
The fact that I'm arguing with TZF
How much technology has moved on in my life time, internet, mobiles these things that people take for granted. I remember when trim phones were thought of as hi tech 😕
Breath. And everything either side of it.
(and spiders) 🙂
Five kids skipping