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5 today actually. 1st time in two years.
Happy days!
Congratulations!!!
Pics?
Well done?!!
Got rid of a stoma bag??
Congrats to the pair of you!
Have you thought of names?
May I suggest Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch?
paging poopscoop, paging poopscoop.
I don’t understand.
I don’t know if I want to.
That's brilliant news . . . but does Mrs EGF know you're telling the world about it?
That’s brilliant news . . . but does Mrs EGF know you’re telling the world about it?
No, but she will & she probably won't care.
I remember your concern & messages when it all kicked off Esme, over 2 years ago now & I still thank you for your thoughts!
Got rid of a stoma bag??
Yes, 2 actually, colostomy initially, then partial reversal to an ileostomy last September & finally that went last Wednesday & 'proper' poo today.
Should be home tomorrow all being well, with plenty of loo roll at the ready!
shit story bro
Once the context had been explained, that's fantastic news!
shit story bro
Good outcome after 2 years of worry though Jeremy!
size, consistency? where was it on the bristol stool scale?
size, consistency? where was it on the bristol stool scale?
No idea, she's gone all 'private' in that department, even though I've been her personal stoma assistant since July 2017. In fact I could probably apply to be a stoma nurse!
Floater?
Double flusher?
Overwipe?
Poke-through?
This thread is lacking detail.
😉 Great news, though!
Jim, very enlightening, but good news......... ace.
Great stuff.
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paging poopscoop, paging poopscoop.
I'm free!
Reasonable rates too.
Great news essel.
Pleased for all 3 of you.😁😆
No, but she will & she probably won’t ....
.... give a shit
Congratulations!!!
Picolax?
FTFU
once, my missus came to fetch me very excited because she did a massive poo and wanted to show me.
what a woman.
To welcome her home, you should make a beautiful bouquet of TOILET PAPER ROSES
Or maybe better not to waste any loo roll . . .
Floater?
Double flusher?
Overwipe?
Poke-through?This thread is lacking detail.
I know, he's telling us faec-all.
Great news - cheered my Monday up!
I know, he’s telling us faec-al
He's just being faecetious.
Yay!
It's the STW effect.
Pretty soon it'll make her loggin' multiple times a day.
Pretty soon it’ll make her loggin’ multiple times a day.
In Mrs OP's case, it takes ages to unload rather than load.
And in the OP's case, definitely not respecting her privacy! 🙂
It's this kind of romance I miss, not being married anymore.
After just going through the motions for so long I'm so glad she's able to put this behind her.
Too much info alert. Get a log book.
It's ridiculous what you do when youv'e had a drink! (celebratory in my case last night)
There's only one person on here who's met my mrs & he's quite likely to meet her again.
She'll go apeshit if she finds out I've told everyone. 🙁
Could've been worse, I could've put it on FB as well. 🙂
She’ll go apeshit if she finds out I’ve told everyone
Is that better or worse than what she's already done?
She’ll go apeshit if she finds out I’ve told everyone
She should regain full mastery over humanshit before moving on to more advanced techniques.
I had some apeshit thrown at me by a chimp at Dudley Zoo.
Too much detail, it's dire here.
Chapoo!
I had some apeshit thrown at me by a chimp at Dudley Zoo
I’m more shocked to learn that Dudley has a zoo.
Glad I logged in.
I'll have you know that dudley zoo had a killer whale called cuddles during the early 70s.
Good news essel.