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Timmy Mallet is active on Strava

What happens when he 'drops the hammer'?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 12:02 pm
 DezB
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Was it Bill Cosby?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 12:51 pm
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Graeme Garden?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 12:58 pm
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@leffeboy

How did they find you?

I assume through Cardiff University's website.

@DezB

why did you leave Canada to live in the UK?

Are you trying to get rid of me?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 1:11 pm
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My guess is Frank Skinner but what is the subject matter?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 1:13 pm
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'I've been contacted by a comedian, whose work I have been laughing at since I was a teenager'

mmmm, I smell a God joke :O)


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 1:13 pm
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Arthur Smith?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 1:16 pm
 DezB
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Are you trying to get rid of me?

Is that what people who ask you that are doing?

Is it Russ Abbott?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 1:17 pm
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Is it Timmy Mallett?
He did say “comedian”, not “children’s entertainer”…

How very dare you!


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 1:32 pm
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Is that what people who ask you that are doing?

Actually, in light of certain political developments which will remain nameless, yes. Sometimes.

I left because my entire family, including my parents, were living here, and I was doing my PhD here. So it made sense.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 1:35 pm
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Oh.

Jimmy Cricket?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 1:41 pm
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Rich Hall

Our cycling club's Chairman is Rich Halls father in law. True fact!
I'm going Rod Hull or Grotbags.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 1:55 pm
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is it that guy who's catchphrase was 'chase me' ?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 2:10 pm
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Max Boyce?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 2:15 pm
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Is Mark Steel coming to a town near you ant time soon?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 2:42 pm
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Max Boyce?

Duncan Norvelle I think you'll find.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 3:14 pm
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James Acaster
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Posted : 02/10/2019 4:34 pm
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Duncan Norvelle I think you’ll find.

Finding him is one thing. Catching him is quite another.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 4:36 pm
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@danposs86

Can you take out the ones like James Acasta who wouldn't have been in the comedy game when SaxonRider was a teenager, please. Ta.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 4:46 pm
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...but not all the dead ones.

Leave them in for teh lolz.


 
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@DezB

Took far much effort to copy and paste that without sorting them haha


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 4:57 pm
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Also - could be that Stewart Francis bloke...


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 5:15 pm
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Is it Ronnie Corbett ?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 5:30 pm
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Does Louis theroux count?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 5:32 pm
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Also – could be that Stewart Francis bloke…

Which one?

The "crush a grape" one or the one from Canadia?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 5:35 pm
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I'm going to guess at Owen Money


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 5:42 pm
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It’ll be one of the cast from Carry on up the Yukon or something


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 6:39 pm
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Justin Lee Collins?
Doing a show about bruising?


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 6:50 pm
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Timmy Mallet is active on Strava. Worth a follow if that is your thing. He seems like one of the nicest people on the planet.

Ah - finally I understand Laurent Fignon's famous quote:

Sometimes, when we train, we simply have to go out to meet the Man with the Hammer.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 7:05 pm
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Whilst I understand some people want their 15 minutes of fame - I would also suggest proceeding with caution.

You need to ask yourself how will you have come to his attention?
My guess is it is through your work with the Ukranian church ... and then ask yourself why would that interest him??

My guess is that the costume you wear whilst doing the church role will raise one or two giggles. It doesnt sound like a good idea to me.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 7:17 pm
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It doesnt sound like a good idea to me.

I'm finding it all a bit vague.

Lost Voice Guy maybe?


 
Posted : 03/10/2019 11:18 am
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Does Louis theroux count?

not as much as that guy from Sesame Street, but yeah, I'm sure he does.


 
Posted : 03/10/2019 11:21 am
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Ah – finally I understand Laurent Fignon’s famous quote:

Sometimes, when we train, we simply have to go out to meet the Man with the Hammer.

Made I larf!


 
Posted : 03/10/2019 11:24 am
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This bloke?


 
Posted : 03/10/2019 11:35 am
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Tony Law?


 
Posted : 03/10/2019 12:37 pm
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I left because my entire family, including my parents, were living here

You can't take a hint can you 😛


 
Posted : 03/10/2019 4:01 pm
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My money is on Rhod Gilbert.


 
Posted : 03/10/2019 6:35 pm
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did he ask you to do blackface?


 
Posted : 03/10/2019 6:38 pm
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