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..........[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7987061.stm ]Now I can last up to 12 seconds!![/url]

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Posted : 07/04/2009 5:36 pm
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LOL!


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 5:39 pm
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Posted : 07/04/2009 5:42 pm
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men who used the treatment five minutes before having intercourse extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes, trials showed.

lucky, lucky girls eh ?? Almost 4 minutes = almost [b]TOO [/b]much pleasure ?

The spray, developed at the Royal Victoria Hospital in Belfast, contains local anaesthetics that numb the penis.

sounds wonderful dunnit ? Is it in yet ?


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 5:42 pm
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Up to 40% of men experience premature ejaculation at some time in their lives, experts estimate.

Premature for who, exactly?


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 5:45 pm
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You can last for hours just use your mind and your lady.


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 5:56 pm
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[i]Men who used the treatment five minutes before having intercourse extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes[/i]

Whoopychuffin'doo!!! 8)

Who the hell would admit to only be able to go for it for 30 seconds???

LOL at sfb...the first time in a while!! 😉


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 6:00 pm
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LOL at sfb...the first time in a while!!

ie damning with faint praise (sniffle)


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 6:25 pm
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Who the hell would admit to only be able to go for it for 30 seconds???

<Sigh> <Looks dreamily upwards and wonders what it would be like to last that long>

😐


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 6:52 pm
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do women a favour, try a goat, that's as long as they'll hold still 🙁 [so I'm told]


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 6:54 pm
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Spray for 'six times longer' sex

Is there anyone else who found that to be a very misleading title?


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 7:11 pm
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12 seconds...........that must be a record? 😆


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 7:12 pm
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12 seconds?
As my friend used to say...2 pumps and a squirt!! 😉


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 7:16 pm
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LOL @ FC!


 
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Is there anyone else who found that to be a very misleading title?

you mean you're watching the telly downstairs and she's in bed ? Intimacy can be overrated ?

As my friend used to say...2 pumps and a squirt!!

that's a [b]very [/b]sad story 🙁


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 7:18 pm
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Have you heard the Lily Allen song?


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 7:52 pm
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what zaskar says, you're doing it wrong if you need anesthetic! (and you're missing out!)


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 7:56 pm
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Ha i can beet that, 3 seconds, no idea how, was litteraly pow pow squirt, followed by about 30 minutes of giggles before going back for (a thankfuly longer) round 2.


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 7:57 pm
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Too much information. 😳


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 7:58 pm
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I agree Bunnyhop!


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 8:14 pm
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Lily Allens song is hilarious...

So did they not factor in that the mrs holding a stop watch could well have an influence? I mean.... how off putting would that be! haha


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 8:20 pm
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Your doing it wrong if you need anesthetic?!

Not wong, just differently...

Don't knock it till you try it! 😉


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 8:21 pm
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' I look into your eyes, you make a noise and it's all over'.


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 8:22 pm
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To be fair though, i'm not sure i'd last long with lilly!

Have to resort to other means for a bit! 😛


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 8:24 pm
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[i]Don't knock it till you try it! [/i]

I think I'm going to regret saying this, but I did (the johnnies, not the spray) and after a while the little fella was completely numb. I couldn't tell if I was coming or going (so to speak)


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 8:45 pm
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The secret is, is to find your perfect beer/sex ratio.

Too little its game as normal, too much its game over.

But experiment and find the right amount.........personally about 4-5 pints........and you'll be able to fly a flag on it!

Just enough beer help to keep there all night..........lucky ladies indeed! 😉


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 8:49 pm
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Knock one out before a hot date, thats you sorted (so I am told)


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 9:07 pm
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I'd probably be slightly anxious if i had sprayed my knob with something that made it go numb !

But ladies, its Business Time and I'm wearing my business socks....


 
Posted : 07/04/2009 9:29 pm
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8)


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 8:12 am
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if i had sprayed my knob with something that made it go numb !

not to mention the unfortunate effects when it spreads to the woman involved 🙁


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 8:40 am
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wouldn't the 'spray' also work on your 'lady friend' and her not feel ought too? either way thinking about it i'm not sure if i care as i'm with flasheart!
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Posted : 08/04/2009 8:43 am
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Gentlemen thank you for the "overshare" 😯


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 9:03 am
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I used to have a mate who we decided to call 2 stroke engine who after a great deal of persistence in getting a local landlords daughter into bed he only lasted (yep 2 strokes) 😈 i know we shouldn't take the piss about such things but he was always going on about what a stud he was with the ladies 😳


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 9:21 am
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but he was always going on about what a stud he was with the ladies

who told ? Had this happened to me I would not have let on...


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 10:31 am
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Hehe, did anyone else watch early doors last night? (paraphrasing)
Craig Cash "I've been having trouble with my little soldier shooting off all his ammo as soon as he gets into battle"
Mate "oh you been having trouble with premature ejaculation have you? Dont worry about it a lot of men suffer from it"
CC "oh, have you?"
Mate "no I have not! and dont start spreading nasty rumours like that about me, Ben Johnson!"


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 10:47 am
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[i]not to mention the unfortunate effects when it spreads to the woman involved [/i]

That's where a condom comes into use 🙂


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 10:52 am
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That's where a condom comes into use

if you're using those just put on 3 and last forever :o)


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 10:55 am
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(who told ? Had this happened to me I would not have let on... )

She told all her mates who in turn let us know. 😀


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 11:21 am
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a story to warm the hearts of premature ejaculators everywhere 🙂


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 11:23 am
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There is a lot of cruelty about. 😕 🙂


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 11:25 am
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It will do my back in - 6hrs on the job - she moans enough now :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 08/04/2009 11:49 am