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Men love to be objectified. Thats why they do it to women all the time, cos secretly they want it done back to them
Probbly true that, actually.
Bit like you with your public opposition to hekelopters. Secretly, deep down inside, you desire them.
We want the same things, you and I. It's the only way you can truly be happy. The sooner you realise this, the better...
haha! Brian in a helicopter
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That's gonna cause an issue 😀
😀 Nice one Tazzy...
I prefer Noteeth's version. Much better. That's the sort of telly I want to see.
'Check it out! Stuff's ****ing amazin'! It's doin' me 'ead in!'
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M3 Saloon 🙂
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Well the chopper's on it's way now, so I'll change my want to this:
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The Flying Ox - that looks almost identical to my Stowa marine original.
That's gonna cause an issue
Why do you lot gotta ruin everything good 🙁 Helicopters are for Gay LOSERS. There I said it. And I feel much better. 8)
[i]Helicopters are for [s]Gay[/s] LOSERS[/i]
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Don't em, please?
Why do you lot gotta ruin everything good
because we're all mean spirited swines who can't stand to see the youthful enthusiasm of a lecherous girly to remind us of what bitter and twisted little bridge dwellers we are.
and it's very funny 😀
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apparently it's this big 😉
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My Dad has pretty much that exact one (or something very close) - takes pride of place on their dining room mantelpiece pending construction of his indoors / outdoors track pipedream...
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one of these and I'd have a little sex wee
The canoe, not the weird bloke paddling...
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Sorry emsz no offense ment in that respect, but point taken, tis not on. Although to be fair I bet some of the boys on here are pretty happy when they have their choppers out 😀
Tazzy, it's not nice to wind up lecherous women, we can't defend ourselves cos our mind is elsewhere.....
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Emma, I know you meant no offense. sorry, I'm being oversensitive, had a shit day.
Aww, I'd post a picture of a massive dairy milk but I'm completely technically inept on my phone 🙁
It's beyond chocolate! Had a rubbish time at work (on placement atm) bickering with GF turned into full blown phone-shouty row... then missed bus.
had a fag (sorry Yeti).
Oh emsz. What are we going to do with you?
Smoke some more tonight, but chuck the rest in the bin before you got to sleep.
have a hug on me...
Noooo don't smoke! It's a slippery slope. Yeti stop trying to lead her ashtray *geddit??!! Hugs are a the future though.
(((((hugs)))) ps mine are better than yeti's.....lol
Don't Yeti (edit, you too Emma), I'll cry.
Begged a fag from a mate. don't have any more, promise. Building up courage to call.
P1zz0ff Emma! My hugs are well betterer than yours.. I've got great guns and a fleecy furcoat! How on earth can you compete?!
Ahh, well if you've only had one, you're fine. Shame you wasted opporunity by not making it a funny one.
God, I could do with a furry/fleecy hug, that would be soooo lush right now.
Can't have a funny one in the bus station!!
Omg first fags now drugs. Yeti your creeping in when she's at a low and encouraging her to bad things. If I didn't know better I'd think you were internets grooming!
You'll need to shed a coat soon won't you now it's warming up? 😆
emsz... you can, but yep, probably best you didn't
Booked in for a sack, back, crack, neck, arms, legs, face, chest (SBCNALFC) wax (aka Spring Preen) this Friday ent I.
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and it arrives on Friday
why Yeti, do you really hate being hairy that much???
Rachel
Just gets a bit hot in summer, plus it's the big Swinley ride this weekend and the boy I send out to social functions just can't grow fur...
All adds to the pretense...
I actually quite like hair, I don't know why blokes obsess about it, but then I suppose we all get paranoid about bits that other people think are lovely
So long as it's not a goatee beard, I don't care. No idea why I don't like those, though...
Rachel
Do blokes obsess over it?
Only way I'm really gonna wax is if I started doing triathalons. Not really that hairy though TBH.
The guys that blatantly wax look a bit freaky... bunch of tarts!
You could wax TSY onto your back
"I want doesn't get" my granny used to say that and it makes no sense.
Ahh but it does. Getting does not satisfy wanting, you'll just want more. The lesson is to want [verb] less.
Want a hairy back now. 🙁
So long as it's not a goatee beard, I don't care. No idea why I don't like those, though...Rachel
*looks in mirror at big goatee, and makes mental not to scare rachel at any STW rides*
It goes very well with a skin head, lots of tats and piercings though
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Actually I worked with a bloke who had 'Yeti' shaven into the hairs on his back. True.
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an actual Yeti- or as it known in Tibet a Chemo, which is a type of rare bear as brought to the attention of the western world by Reinhold Messner the worlds greatest mountaineer who was subsequently ridiculed by Yeti "experts" because a yeti is much more likely to be a giant humanoid ape 🙄
so TSY- you are in fact a rather cute bear 😀
tazzy, I'm far more worried about my own scaryness at rides to worry about others!!! 🙂
I'm in fact a rather hot female, but cute bear will do.
My hugs are well betterer than yours.. I've got great guns and a fleecy furcoat
Will Auntie get a hug on Sunday then TSY? 😉 If you're making such boasts, how can you not expect girlies to swoon and want a bear hug? 😀
(fully expects TSY to hide from me at Swinley).
And, guys, what's this obsession with being hairless?
You'll get a hug C_G!
I'd like to know the hairless answer too. The pic I poste was au-natural.
TSY totally interested in TSY...