[Closed] Urgent help coffee machine

put some quality coffee beans in....oh I see your problem

Having a romantic b & b away with the Mrs and this place has a [s]funky coffee machine but can't get it to work

Can someone please help before I have to go down half naked and ask the landlady for help....

It's a[/s] Nescafé dolce gusto machine [s]and I have the option of latte macchiato or cafe au lait pods but it won't make decent coffee,[/s], what am I doing wrong....

Do I really have to spell it out?

I put it in the pod holder, pull the flap down, pull the lever at the top to the right, and fill the cup up, it comes out black and tasting like shit, what am I doing wrong??

Not sure why your coffee is black, but the rest is as it should be

Perhaps a previous guest shat in it?

I believe those machines have a milk pod as well as a coffee pod.

Personally would rather drink the previous guests shat but hey ho

Ah we have given up on it, I am drinking the free cava and the arundal brewery beers I purchased earlier wife is now on her tea

I am drinking the free cava and the arundal brewery beers

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Nescafé dolce gusto machine ... tasting like shit, what am I doing wrong??

Problem is right there 😉

Yeah it has a seperate milk throffer at rear (pun intended).

They machine itself produces a good throffy coffee.

Good luck and enjoy the throffing hehe