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Tim'll Fix it!
The show where dreams can come true.
The Nine O'Clock Mews - time sensitive town houses
Poorot - the mystery of Belgian composting toilets
Scooby Di - Princess in a chavmobile
Sox & The City - rise of the Sock Shop
Holmes under the hammer - Sherlock investigates the strange case of the missing auctioneer.
Hoes under the hammer - Rap artists get into a bidding war for the services of a high price call girl.
Visits to unsightly marinas : Ugly Jetty
A Corvid with a computer
The IT Crow
For WCA
Down on Abbey post watershed fun!
Homes Under the Hummer, a show following the exploits of US troops in 3rd world countries.
The Bog Bang Theory, in which a pair of geeks have hilarious toilet troubles.
Charlie's Angles, adventures in trigonometry.
Desperate Horsewives, reality show following ladies looking for equine companions.
Chundercats, following a crime fighting gang of felines with digestive problems.
The Timpsons, a family that fix watches and stuff.
The Crystal Male, in which Richard O'Brien comes out.
Spoons, undercover cutlery action show.
The Only Why is Essex, in which people avoid the south east of england.
Newt Night
A Patrick Moore / Ken Livingston mashup
Glue, happy go lucky dance production fails to get off the ground.
March of the Day, military themed discussion programme.
3rd Rook from the Sun, comedy about some out-of-place birds.
Hull's Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey goes downmarket.
Miami Vise, a woodworking show made in america.
Only foals and horses - Equine sitcom based in Peckham
Shortsnight, a roundup of this weeks trouser developments.
Gland Designs, genetic engineering discussion chatshow
Polite Camera Action, watch well mannered photographers get their shots.
UK Border Farce - hapless customs officials just can't quite get it right
The Wan*ing dead - a story about frisky zombies with one eye on the vinegar stroke
Chasing our kid around - Tig Brother
Geordie Headstone - Byker Grave
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Adam Adamant Lived! - satirical look at life in the 1960s through the eyes of an Edwardian, and he is not happy about it.
Blakes 5 - Set in a future age of interstellar travel and follows the exploits of a group of renegades and convicted criminals affected by the cuts to the BBC Sci-Fi budget
Dixon of Cock Green - Policmen tries to stamp out cottaging in a local village green
Fake Academy – Fixed televised competition to search for and educate new musical talents
A smelly vision programme for foodies,
Panaroma
A birthday celebration for pond life
The Newts at Ten.
Quantum Leaf, tree surgery and nuclear science come together with unpredictable results.
Torchwool, a Dr Who spinoff centred around the problem of flammable sheep near Cardiff.
Big Brothel - reality show about the ups and downs of life in a "massage parlour".
Dullas- Like Dallas but set in Croydon
Genuine lol!
Slackadder - tales of an apothetic serpent.
Crookside - serial drama about life in a Liverpudlian back street.
Terminally ill Mountie goes to Chicago to see out his final days - Die South.
Rural Yorkshire folk queuing in a Post Office - Emmerdole.
RM.
Magnum PA, Tom Selleck tackles some tough secretarial duties
Magnum PC, Tom selleck tries very hard not to offend minority groups
Magnum GI, Tom Selleck joins the military police for a court martial
Twin Beaks. Two identical twin brothers (played by Rod Hull and Camilla Parker Bowles) - ones a high court judge the other is hopelessly addicted to benzoylmethylecgonine. Hilarity ensues.
Hash in the Attic, about a house in which things go to pot when the loft is explored.
Blickadder, a comedy about a south african nobleman down on his luck
Bridget Jones' Dairy, a sitcom involving a single thirtysomething woman desperately searching for a suitable milk farm.
UK Next Top Yodel - Alpine singing competition for UK competitors
Tar Trek - Journey to find the best road in Britain
Toad Wars - Fighting amphibians battle to the death.
The only gay is Essex
The homosexual county show
Don't smell the bride
Show with weddings but no deodorant
MUNTED
The international espionage saga stars Melissa George as Sam, who works for an elite private intelligence firm.
She survives an attempt on her life that may have been orchestrated by members of her own team. Now with an alocohol problem she returns to the firm and performs her duties completely pissed without knowing who to trust and who wants her dead.
Penis the Menace, a grown up cartoon.
THE WA~KING DEAD
I wrote an amusing description for this based on the below, but didnt want the banhammer so deleted it. 🙂 You can insert your own words.
The Walking Dead, based on the comic book series written by Robert Kirkman and published by Image Comics, tells the story of the months and years that follow after a zombie apocalypse. It follows a group of survivors, led by police officer Rick Grimes, who travel in search of a safe and secure home. The comic goes on to explore the challenges of life in a world overrun by zombies who [s]take a toll[/s] on the survivors, and sometimes the interpersonal conflicts present a greater danger to their continuing survival than the zombies that [s]roam[/s] the country. Over time, the characters are changed by the constant exposure to [s]death[/s] and some grow willing to do anything to survive!!
Newsfight - A show where Jeremy Paxman argues with everyone..oh!
Pastamouse - Italian Rasta kids show
BREAKING CAD
Informed he has terminal cancer, an underachieving CAD technician turned teacher uses his expertise to secretly provide for his family by producing the world's highest quality CAD drawings.
You've Been Flamed
clip show hosted by Harry Hill (or should it be Burt Qwok - hmmmm) where viewers send in transcripts of hilarious internet thread calamities.
Another grown up cartoon
Mary , Mungo and Minge !!
Animated adventures of a young lady her dog and their shared love of .....
[b]Hash in the attic[/b]
About weed growers and their need to evade police detection. Dealers must then try to maximise profits on their crop.
Huffy the Vampire Slayer: Bad tempered teen kills the night stalkers...
Geordie Snore - NE lads and lasses go to bed..
Doctor Ho - This time he's chinese
Moose - Large antlered ungulate solves crimes
Geordie Snore - NE lads and lasses go to bed..
Geordie Whore - Julia Roberts gets more than she bargained for doon the Bigg Market
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Watchcog, all that's happened this week in the world of gears.
Blakes Semen, late night adult show set in a future age of interstellar travel.
Bend in the Dogs, contest show involving dachshunds and tight corners.
Bargain Hurt, unlicensed boxing and cage fighting.
Jam'll fix it, amateur repairs with the wrong materials.