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[Closed] Tuesday musing. If you had a sex change.....

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..... what would you call yourself?

Would you go for a similar thing to your own name, changing the gender (wayne/Watnetta). Or would you go off on a tangent, and call yourself Fifi Trixabelle de la Fandango?

Wimminz of STW feel free to chip in as to whether you'd fancy being a Bradley, Sebastian or a Colin?


 
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Qwerty


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 4:59 pm
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I wouldn't need a name, i'd never get out as i'd be sat at home playing with my boobs.


 
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keith.


 
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It's pretty well established that my mum wanted a daughter and she'd have been called Fiona. So that might soften the blow a bit.

Though actually, I've always been jealous of people with unpronouncable gaelic names so call me Dior-bhorgàil


 
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Jamie.


 
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Clint.


 
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I do know one thing. When Beyonce sang "If I were a boy even just for a day" she'd already missed the mark by Alanis Morissette proportions after the first two lines of the song.

Beyonce, if you woke up one morning and discovered you were a boy, I can tell you with absolute cast-iron certainty that the first thing your do would most definitely not be "get out of bed."


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 5:05 pm
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I'd keep it the same as I wouldn't want to have to change my email address... That's a step too far.


 
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Freya.

And I'd buy thousands of shoes and sexy undies.

MWA xx


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 5:08 pm
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Can I change my mind, y'know just like a woman? 🙂


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 5:09 pm
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Will Fifi Trixabelle be joining us on the next MNPR?


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 5:10 pm
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Well, it is a bit of a one-way ticket, cinnamon_girl...


 
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Alice, or Alisha, deffo something beginning with 'A' - a useful initial in today's re-unreconstructed post-ironic banterous misogynist society as I would (as a woman) be known variously as:

'A. Slut'
'A. Minger'
'A. Tease'
'A. Crazybitch'
'A. Nicepair'
'A. Fatcow'
'A. Skingforit'


 
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Snugglekins Mc Snoogywoogy

And I would have everything in pink.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 5:11 pm
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That all depends if I can get a set of these in time

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Lady Natasha Letita Sarah Jane Wettesley Olstomsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Dub, Countess of Moldavia


 
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Those legs belong to Chipps. 😀


 
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Mister P, she already exists. Dirty girl. Last seen on her back on the pool table upstairs at the Cadogan, legs akimbo asking for more champagne.

Anyone else have to double check CG's first answer above?


 
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Clint.

No way are you cool enough to pull off [url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0583552/quotes ]Clint.[/url]


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 5:22 pm
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No way are you cool enough to pull off Clint.

😯 😳


 
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Hora


 
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Wait - I've changed my mind! If I was to have a sex change in the future, I would definitely call myself...

Allthegear!


 
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Anyone else have to double check CG's first answer above?

Yes i did 😯

My name change would be to Bob which is errr short for Kate.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 5:32 pm
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No way are you cool enough to pull off

I'm so cool that I've never watched that programme! Honestly, I must be the only one.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 5:33 pm
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Er, what's the question? I've eaten too much chocolate, am very confused. 😛


 
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I dont know how but in all my procrastination time i have let this dilemma slip me by.


 
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You're already half way there JY

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😀


 
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I've always thought that Crème Fraîche was a lovely girls name.


 
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Hmm, s'pose I'd be something like Sir Nigel.


 
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My mum and dad were going to call me Geraldine if I was a girl (if anyone can come up with a name that shouts 'Mancunian Catholic parents of the 1970s' any louder, I'd like to hear it). And for a dy i was called Philip. So I could be Phillipa Geraldine Simone.


 
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Is this one of the MNPR riders?[img] [/img]


 
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If I was a girl I'd be called Whora.


 
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My current name.. It's a guys and a girls name 😳


 
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Dave or Sheila - not sure...


 
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Mate used to cycle with a crew in South London, I believe affiliated to Herne Hill. Was a guy called Stan , who used to ride out with the gang. Suddenly one Sunday ride, appeared in garish clothing and wanted from then on to be called Sian.............. 😯


 
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Changing just one letter at a time? That's hardly "suddenly"...


 
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My current name.. It's a guys and a girls name

New a heterosexdual couple called sam and jo I never knew which was which 😳


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 6:07 pm
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Charlie, or Freddie or something like that.

Binners? just for giggles.

It'd be ace to be a boy for a day. 8) especially round about the 22nd every month...thanks


 
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Changing just one letter at a time? That's hardly "suddenly"...
Appearing allegedly in ladies cycling kit and pink clothes, is possibly the more sudden part of the transformation...........


 
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You could all call me Yes Mistress.

and

wouldn't want to have to change my email address

Is why I own my own domains, I can have as many names as I like, should the urge take me.


 
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Fanny Gash

http://www.192.com/atoz/people/gash/fanny/


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 6:11 pm
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Master Chief?

no one would mess with your stuff.


 
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