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The mumsnet classics - brilliant - I'm on this one just now
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2593578-I-woke-my-DH-up-at-4am-this-morning?pg=2
"Once a sat bolt upright freaking out, shouting that there was an earthquake. Dh was having a ****"
*snort*
I'm chuckling so much that a visitor has decided to leave. The bloke who flung the cat the room when he thought a rat was crawling up his arse was what tipped me over the edge.
He's also very proficient at farting JUST as I am about to drift off - usually as we're still in a semi-spoon so I'm close enough to feel it envy They are always brilliant three toned trumps that then make me laugh.
Go on, who's missus is that then?
I don't understand what they are saying, why can't they speak/type in English?
What's a DH? DP? Etc ..
Dear Husband, dear partner etc....
Ta.
What's a DH? DP? Etc ..
Downhill, double penetration. HTH
Bastard. That's going to be a whole day wasted.
"Those prawns are too tall to play badminton. Toooooooo taaaaaaaallllll"
And
"Ach look, it's a gnu, look at the wee gnu, ach...hang on, what's that? [sits up, bellows] FUUUUCK! It's a lion! RUUUUUUUUN! ****ing RUN!" [collapses on bed, snores gently].
Can people please mine this for funny information. I tried, but just didn't get it.
The prawns bit seems funny though. There's a lot of double penetration going on over there.
Meanwhile, in the MoreCash household this morning, I scored the opening goal against Man City in the first minute of the game.
Unfortunately the follow through from my perfect left foot volley caught MrsMc on the ankle and woke us both up 😆
The gnu one had me in tears.