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[Closed] Time management professional goes too far...how would you and your partner fare?

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A time management professional videos his "private relations" with his (now ex) girlfriend...funnily enough, things don't go too well...tho he has been cleared of voyeurism.

I personally think his logic should be applied to many relationships....my time is valuable FFS! ๐Ÿ˜›

Graham Gibbons admitted making the 35-minute sex tape, but insisted it was "academic research" to assess the efficiency of his Bedroom prowess and [u]not for a cheap thrill[/u].

Mr Hughes said: "The filming was to determine who was spending the most time doing what and an analysis of a time and motion study.

"He was able to give police officers an accurate breakdown of time spent on different activities - giving them timings."

Gibbons told police: "After studying the tape I gave her 20 minutes of sexual satisfaction, five minutes of intercourse and another nine minutes of sexual satisfaction."

Recorder of Cardiff Nicholas Cooke QC told the jury: "[Gibbons] is charged with voyeurism, not with being an oddball."

After the verdict, Gibbons said: "I was only doing my job as a time and motion expert."


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 3:59 pm
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[i]a time and motion study[/i]

did he have a camera in the loo too?


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:00 pm
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apaullogies for the double post.


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:01 pm
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this won't end well...

not after 5minutes anyway


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:01 pm
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What a lucky lady. ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:02 pm
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5 minutes eh? Show off.


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:09 pm
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Well, that certainly puts my compulsion to keep my 500 strong CD collection in alphabetical order into the postively normal camp...

5 minutes eh? Show off.

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Posted : 22/11/2011 4:09 pm
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I worked with a guy who was a six sigma champion and responsible for producing Standard Operating Procedures etc.

He once told me about the SOP's he'd drawn up for his wifes household chores... I always suspected he might have gone further with them.


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:10 pm
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35-minute sex tape
gave her 20 minutes of sexual satisfaction
,five minutes of intercourse
and another nine minutes of sexual satisfaction.

I assume the missing minute was her giving him sexual satisfaction โ“

I blame Sex and the City ๐Ÿ‘ฟ


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:10 pm
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quality ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:11 pm
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six sigma, i thought that was a made up thing in 30rock.

EDIT - a quick google reveals its real, silly me


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:15 pm
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mboy of this very fourm is a sixsigma professional... I'm saying nowt.


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:19 pm