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So this guy has been on dried food since we got him. However my 6 year old left the gate to the kitchen open and he got in and ate a whole tin of cat food and half a pack of ham I just put down for the cats.

The smells coming out of him just now are bloody horrendous. I've informed my daughter that due to her oversight, whatever comes out of his behind in the next few hours is her responsibility...

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Posted : 24/07/2016 3:32 pm
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That decking is a disgrace.


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 3:34 pm
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half a pack of ham

Your cats own you.


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 3:35 pm
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a full tin!good god man he wont survive ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 3:42 pm
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I'm not entirely convinced he's not a cat as well? ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 3:48 pm
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I would stand back, the exit speed may be high


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 3:55 pm
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[quote=CaptainFlashheart ]That decking is a disgrace.

Its liverpool be grateful it has not been used for a Bonfire ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 3:58 pm
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๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 4:03 pm
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That's a whopping nob the fella's got.


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 4:05 pm
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Our puppy at a similar age broke into a full bag of dried dog food and ate until he could eat no more. And then ate some more anyway.

The mess was pretty nasty.


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 4:31 pm
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Is anybody else now recalling the Mythbusters episode when they tested exactly what happens when shit really does hit a fan?

No need to youtube it - just pop over to the OP's house in a few hours.... ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 8:11 pm
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Pics or it never happens

*blocks thread*


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 8:13 pm
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TAXI for Loddrick to Vets...
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sorry mate no dogs in taxi


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 8:14 pm
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When my springer was a puppy she ate a brand new bar of Imperial leather soap. That did not end well. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 11:09 pm
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When my JR was a pup he helped himself to a saucepan full of custard - Boris Johnson's water cannons would have had nothing in it.


 
Posted : 24/07/2016 11:14 pm
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sorry mate no dogs in taxi

Guy I used to work with now runs a pet grooming service. I saw on FB recently, he's partnered up with a local taxi firm to offer a dog-friendly taxi service.

They've called it... Bark and Ride.


 
Posted : 25/07/2016 8:56 am
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I have no idea if that's one of Cougar's trademarked puns, or that's an actual thing.

Both seem plausible.

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Posted : 25/07/2016 8:59 am
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Heh. It's actually true in this case.


 
Posted : 25/07/2016 9:03 am
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I once in an inebriated state ate a kilo of dried mango, i required an afternoon working in the toilet.


 
Posted : 25/07/2016 9:46 am
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Evil Black Cat Mk I once ate half a chicken kebab (including pitta and salad), that had been liberally coated with three dessertspoons of Dave's Insanity Ghost Chilli Sauce (also useful for degreasing carburettors).

His liter tray the next morning is something that I will not forget for a very very long time. I ended up having to pinch a surgical mask to wear while cleaning it out (and still gipped constantly)


 
Posted : 25/07/2016 2:55 pm
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@mightymule - what on earth happened to the cat in that instance?!


 
Posted : 25/07/2016 3:32 pm
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[i]When my springer was a puppy she ate a brand new bar of Imperial leather soap.[/i]

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Posted : 25/07/2016 3:36 pm
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Which pokemon is that wwaswas?


 
Posted : 25/07/2016 3:38 pm
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[i]Which pokemon is that wwaswas? [/i]

Soapachew?


 
Posted : 25/07/2016 3:41 pm
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Well played ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 25/07/2016 3:42 pm
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What is this thing?

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Posted : 25/07/2016 3:43 pm
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Is it Wall-E peeking round the shower curtain?


 
Posted : 25/07/2016 3:46 pm
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faucet?

No, but it came off in my hands anyway!

Ithankyew

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Posted : 25/07/2016 3:49 pm
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[i]@mightymule - what on earth happened to the cat in that instance?![/i]

The evil contrary little shit was absolutely fine, and is still the best rat exterminator I have ever known!


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 12:51 pm
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When I was younger doing the classic Australia on a shoe string thing, we'd go to the supermarkets and buy all the about to be stale cakes etc. to save money.A friend of mine, and I hasten to add this was a friend and this is no way related to my recent post on gastroenteritis ๐Ÿ˜† , bought a litre of past sell by date custard for his lunch. A bit later we were walking down the street when he dived into the bordering hedge. He refused to come out till we'd gone to the hostel and picked up a change of clothes and some toilet roll ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 1:05 pm