[Closed] This is not the moped in question

Just in case you don't know what a moped looks like, here's one we made earlier.
I think a new local newspaper rubbish story thread should be started.

Did the ancient Fiesta have anything to do with it??

If you don't know what a moped looks like here's a picture of a scooter.

But the article does say a scooter driver fell off a moped, so best to cover all bases.

I thought this was going to be a low budget remake of star wars meets the fast and the furious.

Breaking news...a man has just crossed a road without using a pedestrian crossing , in a bizarre turn of events he made it safely to the other side.
Witnesses stated "they could not believe how reckless he was"
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Some great stories in the Essex Chronicle! It's all happening there.