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Sleepless in Settle - North Yorks rom-com
Fat & Furious - The story of a man who's run out of nachos
Forrest ump. Offroad dogging.
He Big Blue - Biopic based on the life of the Cookie Monster.
Pollo 13 - Tragic spanish film about the unluckiest battery chicken in Barcelona.
ROM Hell - Inept Android smartphone user's life falls apart after failing to root his Desire.
slainte ❓ rob
The War Hose. A heartbreaking tale of transvestite soldiery surviving the horrors of WW1.
Chariots of Fir. Roman army in embarrassing metal shortage.
raking away - an upbeat tale (musical) about one man's fight for world peace,by raking round the world (with a magical rake).he also rakes away peoples troubles while he's at it (whilst whistling jovially 🙂
apologies that's 2 letters taken away 😳
The Wizard of O- a girls quest for the ultimate in pleasure
This thread is going to get me into trouble at work 🙂
Close Encounters of the Tird Kind. The perils of a "touched" group of bikers searching for aliens in the woods.
The Elephant Ma. Tragic tale of bedroom-trapped single mother living in an English sink estate.
The Third Ma. Unexpected guest invades the Jeremy Kyle Show.
White Men Can Jump - Woody Harrelson is a talented and well-rounded college basketball player who moves into a successful career in the NBA, harbouring no lingering resentment or racial prejudice.
Ben Hu. Social-climbing jewish local boy fails to impress louche roman baths-loiterers.
Finding Private Rye. Discovery of huge secret German spirits dump completely buggers up D-Day landings due to enormous hangover suffered by allied forces.
White Men Can Jump
Surely Greg Rutherford biopic?
Rainspotting,bored scottish kids choose life,choose meteorology.
The Kings Peech,dyslexic voice coach tries to fix royal stammer with soft fruit.
All Quiet on the Western Font- Two graphic designers locked in a battle to create a new typeface
Iron Ma - moving tale of childhood in a disciplinarian matriarchal household.
Red Hat - two hard man cops struggle to install Linux on their server farm.
He Outlaw Josey Wales
Tarzan picks notorious western gunslinger out of an identity parade.
3:10 to Yum - excitement as cakes arrive by train!
Oh Bother, Where Art Thou? George Clooney loses his phone.
Bun After Reading
an everyday tale of planning food stops for the long commute up the M4 corridor.
War of the Words- a day in the life of the STW forum
hallowee - michael myers trips up whilst buying lottery tickets (even a homicidal maniac needs to chill) ,passes out then awakes in the magical world of Lilliput,shrunk to 1/50th his size (that bloody large hadron collider).all manner of japery ensues 🙂
Gone with the Win- Member of a winning lottery syndicate runs off with all the money
How did I miss this, its fabulous 🙂
Munch- an art gallery assembles a hit squad after one of its paintings is stolen.
Tim Burton's Corpse Ride - The 18 certificate director's cut of a much-loved children's animation.
Requiem for a Ream - A stationery addict laments losing a precious pack of printer paper.
Bing John Malkovich - Feature-length Microsoft training video on how to research cult celebrities using their not-quite-as-good-as-Google search engine.
Forbidden Plant - Little-known early Leslie Nielsen movie where he plays a spaceship captain sent to a distant world to track down a maverick cannabis farmer.
slainte ➡ rob
Oming to America. The story of a Buddist trying to bring total enlightenment to the United States.
Beverly Hills Op. Reality TV show about plastic surgery in Los Angeles most exclusive neighbourhood.
Old Finger. A film about a formally repressed geriatric woman and her voyage of sexual discovery.
All Quiet on the Western Font - Adventures in typography.
"Oman Holiday"
The Sultan's daughter escapes her guardians and falls in love with an American newsman in, eeerm, Ome.
Once Upon a Time in the Wet - spaghetti western set in Manchester
How to get head in advertising-
The Man with Two Brans- a breakfast dilemma
On Her Majesty, Secret Service- James Bond goes too far
The Battle of Miway: Frank Sinatra and Sid Vicious slug it out for ownership of morbid, sociopathic but popular funeral island.
The Fight of the Navigator - trouble breaks out on a Scouts expedition
Reservoir OGs - Documentary. Ice T and Ice Cube in a ride along the man-made lakes of the Derwent
G and I - Sasha Baron Cohen biopic from the autobiography of the same name
Lying Scotsman - TJ isn't Scottish you know
EPO Man - TdF trophy taken back under curious circumstances
Batma - Turns out Batman's mum was, in fact, a daft old bat
Beaking Away - young cycling wannabe uses enormous proboscis to gain unfair advantage in photo finish
2 - crime solved and disaster averted using all the hours of daylight in a Scottish winter
tan girl - a woman's fight to overcome her addiction in the tanning salon.48 hours or she ends up looking like kilroy silk
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Boy am I happy to see the return of this forum topic!
I'm going to re-hash my favourite one first:
The Spy Who Loved M - Bond's boss find out that all his macho posturing was just an act.
Also consider.
The Color Purple - the Colo[u]u[/u]r Purple for people who can't ****ing spell.
Wetworld - Yul Brynner films on location in Northern England.
The Pelican Brie - bird-based soft cheese causes consternatation in the legal profession.
Seven Bries for Seven Brothers - singalong musical about the varieties of washed rind soft cheeses.
The Brie of Frankenstein - this one WILL give you nightmares.
The Passion Of The Chris. How one ginger bloke made a multimillion pound media career.