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When Harry met Ally - Rangers play Spurs in a pre-season friendly and Harry Redknapp give Ally McCoist some tax advice.
City Lickers - an 'artful' insight into urban lesbianism.
Once upon a time in the Wet - a western set in any part of the UK over the last fortnight.
Gone with the win - Gold digging wife absconds with Euro millions payout
Last of the Summer Win - Sweary Northerns final edit before the clocks go back
Wigs of desire - wim wenders latest dealing with Nick Caves incipient receding hairline...
Inker Tailer Soldier Spy.- Gary Oldman stars as James Murdoch in a newspaper office set thriller trying to work out just who the hell the lone phone hacker is...
Dive - Ryan Gosling will hold his breath underwater for [i]exactly[/i] five minutes. Not a minute more, not a minute less.
True Git , a US marshal cant be arsed to help a stubborn woman because he's a Git.
Toy Tory, a toy gets left out of the play activities because he's a Tory.
The Decent - an all-female caving expedition gets lost underground, only to be rescued by kindly subterranean mutants.
Ale Rider - a mysterious preacher protects a humble village from losing their pub to a greedy property developer.
'The Girl With the Drago Tattoo"
Following the events of Rocky 4, Ivan Drago superfan - the tragic Lisbeth - must track down Rocky Balboa. She's not happy with "how they left things last time" and intends, in no uncertain terms, to let him know...
Cum - Newly incarcerated Borstal inmate Johnny wonders why the chef giggles when serving him his morning porridge....
eternal sunshine of the potless mind - man stops getting stoned and realises he has a girfriend
life o brien - jesus isn't irish
Moo raker - 007 defeats earth bovine baddies
Casio Royale - 007 learns keyboard while defeating gambling baddies
The man with the Olden gun - 007 defeats assassin who uses a musket
This is brilliant. Tears in the eyes again this AM.
Olden Pond - word for word remake of Golden Pond.
Moowalker- Mick Jackson turns into a massive robot cow.
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Mighty Boos- Noel Fielding and "him with the tiny eyes" new comedy show is not well received.
Mighty Boos- Noel Fielding and "him with the tiny eyes" new comedy show is not well recieved.
Mighty Boos- Noel Fielding and "him with the tiny eyes" new comedy show is not well received.
The Life and Death of Colonel Limp.
American Lyers, starting Barack Obama, one man quest to prove there is equality in America.
The GF has noted, Top Gu, starring the sweetest wettest lady in the land
The Unbearble Lightness of Bing - heartwarming tale of an old crooners battle with anorexia
Our Ma in Havana - family matriarch goes on holiday to Cuba and gets dangerously involved in espionage.
All The Petty Horses - fussy equines cause trouble on the Mexican border.
A Ridge Too Far - all-star cast of out of condition XC riders bonk on their final ascent
The Memphis Bell - US airman turns out to be a fin de cloche
The DMbusters - a crack RAF squadron is formed to test shoewear to destruction
Ink the Bismarck - Royal Navy attempts to demoralise the German navy with crude and insulting graffiti
The King And, film about a king called And.
Alien. Sequel to Alien but exactly the same.
Oldeneye.
Film about an old eye?
He African Queen. Robert Mugabe is outed by Tarzan
200 - A Space Odyssey - they were a lot more advanced back then than you would think.
Home Lone - a true life tale of mortgage arrears in the modern world.
Withnail and - and what, how dare you, how dare you call me inhumane.
Black Haw Down - don't know the storyline, but it stars Hugh Grant.
Tax Driver - Robert De Niro's been done for not having an up to date tax disc, and things are going to get a bit tasty.
The HRT Locker - Everyday adventures of a cupboard. In a hospital.
This was so funny lets have another go.
Vert go! French drag racing drama.
The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her over - The wife of a barbaric crime boss engages in a secretive romance with a gentle bookseller between turns bowling for her local cricket team.
Rave - Disney/Pixar tell a sweet tale of the underground dance scene.
One with the Wind. The story of a simple man and his dedication to kite flying.
E. A cautionary tale of a young lad caught up in the warehouse party scene of the late eighties. Having a bad trip one night he hallucinates about a small brown deformed man and flying bicycles.
Bourn Legacy - the beautiful moment a car is brought into this word
Carry on amping - Sid James & the gang take up electronics
63 Squadron - defence budget cuts hit WWII Mosquito unit
Moo - cloned cows on Earths only natural satellite
Unshine - after a successful restating of the sun sets the brightness too high a second team are despatched to turn it down a bit
Thelma & Louis - dissatisfied woman and jazz trumpeter go on a road trip
Tar Trek. One man. One quest. One road.
Forest Gum. True story about the smuggling of rubber plant seeds to create a rubber trade for the British Empire.
King Solomans Mine. Possessive wife struggles to keep the monarch to herself.
He Phantom Menace. How Dennis kept menacing even after he died.
Ion King, physicist Brian Cox proves he is the premier tv science bod in a electrifying duel with home made light sabres.
The Greatest Story Eve Told. Biblical epic about the wife of Adam lying about not eating the forbidden fruit.
The Longest Da. The life of a very tall Irish man as seen through the eyes of his son.
The C*nt of Monte Cristo. The most odious French aristocrats most awful crimes against his serfs - told in their own words.
Return of the Jed. The prodigal son of red neck parents returns to the family bosom after making it big in the city.
The Everending Story. Fantasy tale over before it has begun.
Robin Hod. A crime caper about a daring brick heist.
The Handmaids Ale. A woman used only for her womb, uses beer as an escape from her life in an Neo Con hell.
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Genius.
Hug - Overblown 3D sentimentality averted when a bitter old film maker and orphan console each other.
Genius.
Tips hat 🙂
Glad to see this thread back but I think I'm all out
Ars 2. Sequel to the seminal homoerotic film.
Mr Doubtfire. Film about a sceptical Scottish firefighter whose life view is changed by his irritating children.
The Spy Who Loved M. A story of the forbidden love between the male head of the secret service and his top male agent, set against the background of the cold war and a repressed society.
Erminator - Frederick Ponsonby, 4th Baron Ponsonby of Shulbrede travels back in time to kill Nick Clegg's Great-Great-Grandmother
"ran Torino".
The story of why Eno was sacked from Roxy Music after Bryan decided he just couldn't stand the etherially-brainy synthesiser-wibbler going on and on and on about how he was the real star of the group all the time...
T - kids help a small, ugly man to get home.