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Y'all need to get a better dog, mine ate an old Nokia so beat that!
Also:
A whole custom birthday cake
3 boxes of 6 mince pies
Copious bunches of bananas
A TV remote
Flowers
Whole boxes of tissues
Use tissues
Wrappers of any variety
The wall
The door
Ripped the wooden door surround off
Chewed the chairs
The side board
Leads
Collars
Harnesses
Lambs
Rabits
Dead *hit
And a he tried a house brick sized rock once, that was a very expensive doggy dentist bill.
He was such a little *u*k*r when he was little!
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You lot are tame
This guys dog ate his arm.
[url= http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breeder-admits-bulldogs-savaged-fellow-5900655 ]Dog ate my arm[/url]
* Horse poo. His own poo. His sister's poo. The dog poo of complete strangers.
* Dead chicks are a guilty pleasure at this time of year.
* The corners of several arm chairs and sofas. The stuffing from the sofas.
* His own bed. His dog leads.
* A TV remote control. My glasses. USB cables. Headphone cables. Mains cables. Basically anything plastic in the house not put away.
* Butter. Lurpak lighter spreadable. I don't think he can tell it's not really butter.
* Bread. Sliced. Frozen is fine.
* Tomatoes. The internet says only the green bits are bad. So far, so good. Also tomato ketchup (Heinz).
* A melon.
* Chocolate and raisin tiffin. Coconut, chocolate and raisin tiffin. Raisins give him extra smelly farts, and he then produces copious quantities of diarrhoea at 5 in the morning.
my 12 month old human eats similar things.
We've two labs and are pretty lucky tbh, but both love fruit and will stop and graze on blackberries on autumn walks. The buggers both eat the raspberries off the bushes in the garden and also too us a while to figure out why the healthy looking pea plants had no pods on them.
When I was younger my mate had a proper dustbin of a labrador. He lived on a farm and one evening we'd been out and shot a few ducks for the pot. Our shooting exploits were notoriously unsuccessful so we were quite pleased with ourselves and looking forward to tasty roast duck the next night. He hung them in the old diary in a hessian sack, with the intent of plucking them first thing the next morning. Dog got there first and ate all four and the sack. No ill effects that we ever noticed...