I've started with
"Why is Beckham wearing a Medal, Which war did he fight in!" (he's always controversial eh! probably a footy medal on reflection)
"TPT - bad hat, nose better (now)" That's Tara Palmer Tompkinson btw.
Good luck to 'em both. I'm enjoying this. I feel my female side coming out.
Where's Boris.... hold on there he is.. he is good. He has bought them a Tandem. What a star.
It's been beaten into me since I was a child that only the lower classes watch telly before 7pm, and if you watch in the morning you'll end up so corrupted that you might end up watching ITV.
So I'm unable to comment. However I might stroll over to the pub soon for breakfast, where they've put a telly up for the morning.
'Fit!'
I think it will be Beckham's OBE?
"Why is Beckham wearing a Medal, Which war did he fight in!" (he's always controversial eh! probably a footy medal on reflection)
**facepalm**
"Cheer up Victoria, you misery."
"Elton! You look like Billy Bunter. Stop it".
Nothing. We're busy watch Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 🙂
( though that other thing is on in the front room with Mrs Clubber watching...)
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I am watching highlanders v blues in super 15
Why do the cameras keep focusing on the three essex slappers?
Mrs cheeze is shouting ' primark, primark, primark!' at all dresses in the abbey!
Oh, and please ffs stop banging on about diana,ffs.
Ffs.
Who's banging Diana? 😯
Here's SamCam. Hmmm. Baby got back.
Who's banging Diana?
Pretty much everyone according to an earlier thread on here!
how popular are those 2 young princes?
very.
"Harry could have brushed his hair.... Starting to thin a bit!!!"
He should just get a number one all over.
Mrs cheeze is shouting ' primark, primark, primark!' at all dresses in the abbey!
Recognizes them as that's where she goes?
Mrs cheeze is shouting ' primark, primark, primark!' at all dresses in the abbey!
Calm down dear.
😉
Oh. The Ginger Pudding didn't get an invite, then.
I think there should be an alternate commentary for the male heterosexual population where they talk about the cars bhp etc.
'Haha, they didn't invite Tony Blair!'
Fantastic day so far . 😀
Try telling the crowds in London that we don't like the Royals.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN !
That Jag was lush
Enough with the high pitched screams already!
Interesting new detail on the Cornwall's Phantom 5 - louvred windows at the back for air... 😉
I didn't realise it would be a blooming fashion show
Mr Woppit - Member
Here's SamCam. Hmmm. Baby got back.
Her sister was a bit hot in her youth as well..... 😈
fatboyslo - Member
Fantastic day so far .
Try telling the crowds in London that we don't like the Royals.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN !
+1
I might have to turn the tv on just so I can hear what Kate sounds like as i've never heard her speak.
I've just been informed that Im pilings guitars and amps into a friends car to pile down to London this afternoon and then join up tomorrow with Billy Bragg and Wiggy for the big busk at the Royal Festival Hall,then pile-down to the Southbank Centre for more of the same.and then possibly some beer.:)
So,apart from the traffic I`m gonna miss it all. Oh dear 🙂
Mmmmmm Pippa!
Yeah!
The girl carrying the train has a very nice bum!
Kates dress kind of looks like it's got nips
I'm not going to be the one to mention most b lokes first impressions of the dress, or is it just me. Good effort.
Beckham is wearing his OBE on the wrong side.
Nice one David.
Who says all footballers are thick?
Lets not have any fainting, that would be a fail!
Kate's sister its hot
Must be cold in the abbey.
Harry is giving her the eye!
Songs of praise has come along since I last watched it... now, where's Aled Jones?
Is kates sister taken? If not let me know.
Do you reckon Harry's forgotten the ring?
Peanut smuggleage
Beckham is wearing his OBE on the wrong side.
Nice one David.
Who says all footballers are thick?
I'm not the biggest fan of the guy but in his case I think it's deliberate.
A commentator said earlier it is usual to wear a parents medals on the right and this could well be seen as a tribute to his father so if that is the case Good on him, and I'll give him the benefit of the doubt in this case
The beardy wiffler in the majic pointy hat.
Pippa is soooooo fit
Harry looks like he's about to thump someone...
William nearly cracked out laughing
and
Now Kate as well ....
FANTASTIC
Zokes, if harry hits anything it should be pippa...
Zokes, if harry hits anything it should be pippa...
Exactly. Is it not traditional for the best man to, err, 'entertain' the chief bridesmaid??
(Ahem) 😳
I would suggest that Google Images' stats have just gone through the roof for the word 'Pippa'
I just find it very forgiving that they've let James Hewitts son be best man
I just find it very forgiving that they've let James Hewitts son be best man
Wow!! I bet it took all of your brain power to come up with that. 🙄
I'm shouting at the radio instead. The pictures are betterer.
Kate's put on a few pounds for a start and her fishnets look great.
So given that the Firm is now so "modern" and "open" and all that, d'you think we'll ever get a black atheist transvestite for a King. Or Queen?
Come on QE2, smile please.
king of tonga anyone...pimpstick what a lad
Jerusalem. Tears welling.
"In England's green and pleasant land" *sniffs*
me and mrs t had jerusalem at our wedding.
gives me the shivers down my back.
Mmm more Pippa
I wasn't allowed Jerusalem - Wedding being in Wales and all that, was advised that it might not be quite 'right'....
But yes - Pippa...
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I bet he's going to give her a right Royal seeing to tonight.
jon1973 - Member
I bet he's going to give her a right Royal seeing to tonight.
Harry and Pippa you mean?
😉
She might soon find out what a Royal pain in the arse feels like...
That animated pic is hilarious - she don't arf look naughty 😉
That animated pic is hilarious - she don't arf look naughty
+1
And by the look William gives her, he KNOWS that she is....
JEEEEZUS that was boring. Fancy having to go through all that just to make it official.
Right. Balcony. Full tongues, I hope.
They didn't play Deutschland Uber Alles?
Suppose they're saving the plate smashing for later too.
Bloody foreigners, no class.
Harry and Pippa you mean?
I reckon the DoE thinks he's on a promise as well, but I think the Queen is looking tired already.
Fearne Cotton's reports from the crowd are reaching a new low of nothingness
oh and +1 for the hot sister
..and now that fella off Rogue Traders is doing the interviews! Who's next, Dizzee Rascal?
Kate Middleton; the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayad
Nope, worse...
Where's Paul Burrel, crying into his Campari and Soda perhaps?!
Tim
Ha ha at faceplanter
Phil the Greek is trying his luck with Pippa now!