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Original Hula Hoops

Honestly I do eat healthily as well as unhealthily, but I just felt praise needed to be served upon the humble original hula hoop. The only ready salted crisp that leads me astray from salt & vinegar - the best potato crisp flavour. Discuss. Or don't.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:26 pm
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Kettle chips want a word.

Love a hoop but kettle chips actually taste of potato... And salt.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:28 pm
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mackies sea salt.    just ace.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:36 pm
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When we were younger, we'd get the ready salted hula hoops, and pour vinegar in the bag and give them a shake. Nom.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:38 pm
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I'm with @ton

Mackies crisps are great. I'm currently eating Morrisons Salted crisps wistfully thinking of Mackies. Life is cruel


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:38 pm
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The Jumbo XL hula hoops are even better I reckon.

And cheese and onion is THE flavour.

Are XL Cheese crisps still just a Cumbria thing?


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:39 pm
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McCoy's Salt and Vinegar FTW, but their ready salted is more than acceptable.

Definitely better than hula hoops, I'm not sure hula hoops would make the top ten TBH.

Kettle chips are a good shout, lovely, can feel the grease lining your arteries as the munch on them...


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:41 pm
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whenever we go north of the border, we always bring mackies back with us.    bought a whole box in berwick a few years ago.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:41 pm
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Morrisons occasionally sell them here in W Yorks

If I see them I buy them, their S&V are fantastic


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:53 pm
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McCoys or Seabrook.

Hula hoops?!

have a word with yourself.......


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 8:54 pm
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Kettle chips want a word

And that word, or, more correctly, words, are: over-priced utter sh1te (wink emoji)

Oh, and original Salt n Shake FTW

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Posted : 18/10/2024 8:59 pm
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Are XL Cheese crisps still just a Cumbria thing?

I think so. I have to stock up on them every time I’m up there.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:06 pm
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I hate to break it to you but Mackies crisps no longer exist.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:10 pm
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Seabrooks edge it for me, almost melt in the mouth thinness, but the ridges just provide enough crunch to counter it. Lovely


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:14 pm
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Oh, and original Salt n Shake FTW

If the salt is yet to be applied they can hardly be the king of ready salted.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:15 pm
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can hardly be the king of ready salted

Oh, how picky do you need to be??

Fine, they are the best 'ready to be salted'... Sheesh. (wink emoji)


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:18 pm
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Original Hula Hoops

No! Salt and vinegar flavour however, bloody yummy!


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:18 pm
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Oh, and original Salt n Shake FTW


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:27 pm
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To my mind, ready salted is the "rose wine" of the crisp world.  You don't know if someone would prefer salt & vinegar or cheese & onion, so you buy a bag of plain crisps safe in the knowledge that it will be mildly disliked by both camps.  You can always tell a household that buys assorted multipacks because there will be 48 red bags at the back of the cupboard.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:42 pm
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Seabrook for me too, they're tasty and well fired, they've got maximum surface area for extra salt retention, they're very consistent, and you can break em down the middle and double stack em, or make little piles of the small bits, crinkles add such versatility.

Honourable mention for tesco's own brand Stockwell, that's a perfectly decent utility crisp.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:45 pm
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Proper Chips sea salt lentil chips.

They could dehydrate a camel from 200 yards.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:49 pm
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To my mind, ready salted is the “rose wine” of the crisp world. You don’t know if someone would prefer salt & vinegar or cheese & onion, so you buy a bag of plain crisps safe in the knowledge that it will be mildly disliked by both camps. You can always tell a household that buys assorted multipacks because there will be 48 red bags at the back of the cupboard.

Ready salted are always the first to run out in my house. It's Salt and Vinegar that we end up with loads of.

Another vote for Seabrook here. Hula Hoops aren't even a proper crisp FFS


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:56 pm
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To my mind, ready salted is the “rose wine” of the crisp world.

This is true, but it's also where Original Hula Hoops find their place, they have a level of satisfaction no other ready salted/plain crisp can give. They definitely have salt too. I urge all non believers to try... maybe a couple of packets just to be sure.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 9:56 pm
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Coop salt and vinegar are like crack with potatoes. Intense flavour that makes your mouth curl up.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 10:06 pm
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I too have a favourite ready salted crisp but I'm not here to tell you about that, rather to say if I had a bag of any of the crisps mentioned here I'd be having a great time. Hooray for crisps


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 10:32 pm
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Ready salted are always the first to run out in my house. It’s Salt and Vinegar that we end up with loads of.

Same, closely followed by prawn cocktail which are the Devil's dangleberries. Good call OP, I do like ready salted or "original" hula hoops.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 10:33 pm
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You're all wrong.  Co-op lightly salted ftw.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 10:40 pm
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Mackies stick to ice cream as they are now called Taylors the company that actually make them


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 10:50 pm
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if you've not tried Slabs then you're just amateurs...

the fried egg ones are a bit strange though tbh


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 10:52 pm
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@chambord and @Northwind have it. Seabrook every time

I always keep the house fully stocked with a range of Seabrooks finest. Ready salted is an ideal mid-morning crisp, then when you’re ready you’ve got the other end of the flavour spectrum…

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Posted : 18/10/2024 10:55 pm
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Ready salted are always the first to run out in my house. It’s Salt and Vinegar that we end up with loads of.

We should set up some sort of exchange programme.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 10:55 pm
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Coop salt and vinegar are like crack with potatoes. Intense flavour that makes your mouth curl up

Amen to that @DrJ. They’re so salt and vinegary, they make your head feel like this

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Posted : 18/10/2024 11:00 pm
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Ready salted are always the first to run out in my house. It’s Salt and Vinegar that we end up with loads of.

We end up with a Prawn Cocktail mountain in our house. Not even Seabrook can make a decent prawn cocktail crisp. They’re rank! Why oh why oh why do they end up in multipacks of crisps? Were the rules on multipacks carved into tablets of stone in 1973 and haven’t been allowed to be changed since?


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 11:04 pm
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Seabrook's are good, but the recently introduced Walkers lightly salted run them close.

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Posted : 18/10/2024 11:23 pm
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In related news,

Why do they never do mixed multipacks of new flavours?  Walkers have three 'limited edition' crisps out right now (thanks Google): "Roast Chicken and Heinz Mayo; Sausage Sarnie and Heinz Ketchup; Cheese Toastie and Heinz Beanz."  If they did a six-pack with two of each I'd be tempted to buy them to try.  But you can guarantee that at least one flavour will be absolutely minging and you can equally guarantee that if that is the case then I'd choose the wrong one and wind up with 5.9 bags of shit crisps.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 11:26 pm
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the recently introduced Walkers lightly salted

Isn't that just regular salted Walkers with the word "lightly" tacked in front of it?  They've been doing stuff like "seriously salt & vinegar" for ages but I don't recall the older version being any more irreverent.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 11:29 pm
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Those Worcester sauce Seabrook's up there ^^ can only be matched by the other Seabrook's marvel that is Canadian ham. No idea why the pig has to cross the Atlantic but they are very good crisps.

Ready salted or salted vinegar always welcome though, even hoola hoops. Cheese and onion though might actually get me to refuse a bag of crisps.

That exchange programme could just work.


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 11:35 pm
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How is "lightly salted" a good thing? The principle, and in fact only flavour component of ready salted crisps is salt. Don't be trying to make a virtue of removing half of it in some marketing wheeze you knobs.

It's akin to trying to flog "lightly chocolated" hob nobs. Gtf!


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 11:38 pm
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Those Worcester sauce Seabrook’s up there ^^ can only be matched by the other Seabrook’s marvel that is Canadian ham. No idea why the pig has to cross the Atlantic but they are very good crisps.

Seabrook Canadian ham are ace! The only problem is that whatever flavouring they use is the most adhesive and lingering substance known to man. It laughs in the face of soap. You could literally sandblast your hands and they bloodied stumps would still smell of Canadian ham flavouring. Not that that’s necessarily a bad thing


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 11:42 pm
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Lidl potato sticks are pretty good, ready salted and salt & vinegar are my favourite.

I used to like their version of Wotsits as well but they changed the recipe and changed them to huge Wotsits instead of the normal size, they're just not the same now :(.

Rosters T bone bubble crisps are pretty good as well.

Discos salt and vinegar are good if you need to strip the lining of your mouth!


 
Posted : 19/10/2024 12:14 am
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Also worth an honourable mention…

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Posted : 19/10/2024 12:27 am
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And so that was how SNACK was formed.

Singletrack Nuts And Crisps Klatch (it's a type of club apparently).

All hail the salty goodness.


 
Posted : 19/10/2024 12:35 am
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I'm loving the idea of a crisp exchange. That and we should start a petition for more multipack variety. If there was ever a cause that the STW collective could get behind, crisp multipack reform has to be the one.


 
Posted : 19/10/2024 12:48 am
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https://huddersfieldhub.co.uk/its-crunch-time-as-the-sportsman-hosts-first-ever-huddersfield-international-crisp-festival/

The Sportsman. Cracking pub, could be the Mecca of choice for you afficianados!! You've got until the 20th.


 
Posted : 19/10/2024 12:49 am
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