This thread has turned out to be food snobbery at its finest in some cases...same people that are seduced my the M & S food adverts. AS its British Sausage Week. You cant beat a nice sausage butty with loads of brown sauce Yum!
my sentiments exactly. Hummous? On a butty?!! On yer bike!!! 😀
same people that are seduced my the M & S food adverts
let me guess, you are seduced by the Greggs adverts.... 🙄
Beyoncé-me-Shakira 🙂
who has the biggest a$$ in that trio? tough call.
Cheryl Cole-me-Kylie, can of spray cream.
Surely noone can justify a sandwich over a roll?! A roll is just so much better.
White roll
turkey
stuffing
cheese
salad gumph
mayo
cranberry
bread sauce
Ahhhh, the boxing day roll! a triumph to mankind!
White bread
Loads of butter
Strawberry jam
Strong chedder cheese
Loads of butter
White bread
And of post
Local bakery's own barm cake with very crispy bacon and teeny bit of HP.
Or - Hovis with loads of Heinz ketchup and a couple of fish fingers rolled up inside.
who has the biggest a$$ in that trio? tough call.
listen, you think I'd care ??
Boxing day:
Thick homemade white bread
Yesterday's turkey
Yesterday's stuffing
Cranberry sauce
Sliced tomatoes
Lettuce
Mayo
Salt and pepper
Vintage cheddar,good crusty white bread with butter on,onion.
Ian
Lots of those sound great, but I am partial to a white bread and butter cold curry sandwich.
Yum...
A dried out cheese sandwich dipped in mug of tepid thermos coffee has been my favourite for some years now 😕
Danni me Kyle
Kyle McLachlan ? Good choice - butch!
Admirably broadminded of you
If you have the balls....
Peanut butter and Branston Pickle....
has to be eaten while supping a cup of tea,milk and two sugars...
I dare you...
Thick white bread, butter, fish fingers (Birds eye of course) brown sauce.
apple and dairylea cheese. Or banana sandwich, or cream cheese and crisps...
or Emily Batty - Me - Victoria pendleton
it seems most of us are more motivated by bread than sex...
Barmcake
Spread some brown sauce on the bottom bit and put some black pudding on it.
Next, some mustard that american hotdog stuff works well then add sausage followed by ketchup and finally two fried eggs with runny yolks a twist of black pepper and it's done. Serve with a mug of tea. It is vital that the butty is assembled in that order so that everything works together.
CaptJon - Member
Boxing day:Thick homemade white bread
Yesterday's turkey
Yesterday's stuffing
Cranberry sauce
Sliced tomatoes
Lettuce
Mayo
Salt and pepper
Almost perfect. Drop the tomatoes and cranberry and add cold bread sauce.
ok my bread-based pleasure:
thick hand cut granary bread
thinly sliced cheese
sliced cucumber
sliced mushrooms
3 chopped tiny tomatoes
assorted sliced red/green/yellow/orange sweet peppers
lettuce (lots)
olive paste
mayo
quite a balancing act...
sometimes I add gherkins or sliced beetroot, or replace the olive paste with hummus
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Tis easy -
2 slices of bread. Preferably decent stuff of any colour... but cheap crap white will do.
Butter. Plenty
Hot freshly cooked Bacon. Plenty.
Eat.
Simples 🙂
If bacon is not available then cold cumberland sausage with ketchup is acceptable as a substitute 😉
simonfbarnes- that is the poshest/ wussiest sandwich ever.
simonfbarnes- that is the poshest/ wussiest sandwich ever.
that'll be because I'm a posh wuss 🙂
who has the biggest a$$ in that trio? tough call.
Not tough to guess whose is hairiest 🙁
Bacon, Brie and Cranberry sauce on granary. Mmmm...
Right - I'm going to say this one more time only
Fish fingers
No, that's nothing to do with Barnes' perfect sandwich 😉
I'm talking Birdseye's here
bakey,that sounds disgusting.Why wrap a perfectly good cold curry in bread?
Ian
Pan Rusticana
Butter
(Properly) Roast(ed) beef
Horseradish sauce
Chopped cress
2nd mug of (natch) Yorkshire Tea.
Unless, of course, you'd prefer some lard-ridden sloppy regurgitate in between two slices of tasteless cardboard; swallowed back in one go when you're pissed under the impression that it's a confirmation of your "no-nonsense hard man" status... 😉
Not tough to guess whose is hairiest
I sincerely hope so or I'm going to be bitterly disappointed 🙁
Actually, come to think of it, I've seen most of the arses of the 2 ladies and they are mercifully smooooooooooooth :o) Phew!
