...I propose that it is having a zit inside your nostril. Godamit it smarts!
The great sadness of Jalapeno juice on your (mine actually) pink bits.
Standing on lego in bare feet
I'm sure that a swift hard kick to the nuts would change your mind about a zit being painful.
I once dropped a 45kg barbell on my big toe, that hurt! Nearly passed out from the pain....
5 live breakfast.
Stoner ,you are a big drag artist's blouse .
Zit in your ear > zit in your nose
I'm going for pulling climbing tape off skinned knuckles though.
Kidney Stones.
I'd 2nd kidney stones.
Eclipsed my broken hip on the 1-10 pain scale by going up to 11.
Waiting for call from vets see my dog got through his liver biopsy ok and how bad the possible cancer is 🙁 Give me physical pain anytime over this agony.
Paper cut .
My broken hip wasn't that sore! So I propose that you may be a big gel's blouse.
Now, running up the stairs, catching your foot, dislocating your ankle then stepping on the freshly dislocated foot- that's proper "black out then fall unconscious down the stairs, and when you wake up don't even mind that you fell down a flight of stairs, it doesn't really register on your list of grievances which goes 1) ANKLE 2) AAAAAAARGH ANKLE"
You're all wrong...
Rachel
Stepping on a three pin plug / Lego?
Tried to separate two pint glasses and one shattered in my hand when washing up at the weekend.. tried stopping the bleeding with a styptic pencil, had to give up, hurt too much..
Rachel
Would mrs_oab agree. Three times?
Ooft @ Northwind....
[i]My broken hip wasn't that sore[/i]
most painful bit for me was the Dr in A&E pushing my knee into my chest with his weight on it 'to prove there's not much wrong mechanically' before sending me off for an x-ray to see 'if you've cracked your pelvis'.
Magma hot chicken tonight from the base of unstirred saucepan exploding on to the skin of your wrist
Once smashed the end of my Ulna in many little bits, which fell on the floor because well, there was a massive hole in my arm. You know that feeling when you hit your 'funny bone'? Yeah, that times about a thousand.
I would have dearly liked to have held my arm up to stop it flapping about but, sadly I'd over-rotated my other wrist and it was now in 16 or so bits, oh and I was laying on my back on a big rock, being eaten by flies whilst my mate went for help, for an hour.
Not sure if that's worse that catching my foot on the sodding sofa leg with cold feet or joint first, I ****ing hate that and I seem to do it every other bloody week in winter.
Standing on lego in bare feet
Magma hot chicken tonight from the base of unstirred saucepan exploding on to the skin of your wrist
I see you that and raise you having to eat Chicken Tonight. 😆
Nothing compares to stubbing your little toe
That split second before the doctor doing your vasectomy says "Oops, a bit more local there I think...."
You're all wrong...Rachel
Actually a number of nursing type friends have all commented that childbirth is not as painful as Pancreatitis .... which makes me a winner 🙂
Stoner, go get your bits waxed, then you can complain 😆
Lying in bed dozing with your baby daughter only for her to lean over and get a good handful of the chest chair around your nipple before trying to pull herself up on said hair. Wakes you up that's for certain.
However, I suspect that Rachel/allthegear may win this one hands down if she cares to explain what she's hinting at.
I was a student at the time, so positively haute cuisine - it bored a hole in my arm like alien blood.
was a student at the time, so positively haute cuisine - it bored a hole in my arm like alien blood.
Bloody hell a proper posh student.
matt, sharkbait, Im not sure it's childbirth that ATG is on about here...
She [i]used[/i] to have all the gear.
stoner may have a point! I can describe all the procedures in excruciating detail if you like - might put you off your dinner, mind...
oh and emsz - I remember being told in the place that do the hiar removal thing that she once had a doctor in there who was so tired she slept through a Brazilian!
😉
+1 standing on 3 pin plug.
Ahhh, m'kay. 😕
any links to "de-gloving"? 😉
biting into a Maccy D apple pie when you're drunk and you've somehow forgotten how unbelievably hot they are.
I swear I was pulling bits of dead skin of the roof of my mouth for days after.
[i]She used to have all the gear.[/i]
Yeah, I imagine getting your willy turned into a fanny is probably right up there.... 😆
Supporting West Ham.
Well the dog can have tonight's tea. I've suddenly gone off Cumerbland Sausage.
[i]I imagine getting your willy turned into a fanny[/i]
Ah, the joys of subtlety.
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I had a biopsy done on a lump in my throat that ranks pretty high on my list of non-silly answers. basically it involved a man forcing his whole hand into my mouth* and pushing down on the bit underneath my tongue as hard as he could whilst pushing a massive bore needle upwards to meet it. It only hurt for a few seconds but during that time I would have given anything to pass out.
*apparently to stop me biting down on just his fingers.
My Mrs recons having a ruptured uterus during the delivery of our second (and last) child was pretty awful.
If you Google it, there is only about a 1/300 chance of both mother and child surviving.
we were the 1 in 300.
Personally I think standing on an upturned 13A plug in socks/bare feet is pretty grim.
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When I was 12, I pulled a pair of y-fronts from the clothes basket that was full of laundry fresh off the line.
Unfortunately, a wasp was already wearing them and my mother just shouted at me to calm down after the first sting went into my testicle. She thought I was just being an arse, so became even more annoyed with me as I screamed as the second and third stings were unleashed.
Finally, just before we hit double digits in the number of stings that my testicles had endured, my mum finally realised something wasn't right and pulled my pants off.
Apparently I just stood, jumping and running on the stop with my hands above my head the whole time this was happening, and the whole incident didn't take more than 10 seconds.
About 10 years later I also disturbed a wasps next on the ground while looking for a golf ball in shorts and t shirt, and before I knew what was happening about 200 of the buggers decided to sting all up my leg, fortunately not getting as far as my balls this time.
I'd take two thousand on my leg before I'd take another in the testicle though 🙁
