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As in the title. I stropped off a week ago (been on nights, stressed out about work, above all acted like a bit of a nobber), and was just wondering how soon a flouncee could reappear with the minimum amount of embarrassment? Oh ... 😳


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:03 pm
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Is this related to the Surf-mat 'flouncing' incident??


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:05 pm
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Welcome back, I've knitted you a flouncing suit:

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Posted : 29/12/2010 3:06 pm
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Sad to say, I'm afraid my flounce was all of my own doing. Cheers phil, that suit's bloody lovely, I'm sure I've got a matinee coat and some scratch mitts that would go with it perfectly.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:06 pm
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Welcome back mitch. 🙂

We all have our moments - after all this is not PerfectTrackWorld. 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:09 pm
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i wear one to work every single day, its better than them merino baselayers!


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:09 pm
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Come in laughing, and laugh with anyone who takes the piss out of you. Don't do a serious apology, it will give them more to laugh about.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:09 pm
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Welcome back!


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:10 pm
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Look chaps, speaking as a gay man please note that 'flounce' and 'mince' are quite related but do have some differences. I feel, as a matter of public information that people should know the difference.

A mince is small steps, elbows to body with hands at about 25 degrees out from the front and about 80 degrees up, fingers out as if holding a handkerchief, eyes up towards the right.

A flounce, on the other hand is similar, small steps but much more side-to-side arm action. Eyes straight ahead.

At least that is what I was told when I joined. Dunno if it has changed since.

Welcome back Mitch!


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:11 pm
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Just waiting on Torminalis now!


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:13 pm
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Well it takes some cojones to admit you were wrong. Welcome back, Brother Barnsley! 😀

FWIW; I think you raised some good points actually. I think it's important for people to always examine their own behaviour, and try to empathise with others, then we can all get along better.

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Posted : 29/12/2010 3:15 pm
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Posted : 29/12/2010 3:19 pm
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sorry for calling you a big soft shyte..........i did not really mean it.......... 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:49 pm
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Dont forget ton, I know where you live 😉 I will become the leatherer, and you, my fine young ex rugby playing feller, will become the leatheree!


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:51 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:53 pm
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Pah! Ton's all mouth. Gives it [i]all thayt[/i] on here, but in reality he's as soft as a baby who's not yet on solids' poo.

And smellier. 😀


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 3:58 pm
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I thought that in reality, ton was quite hard and prone to doling out punishment of the more direct type when needed. Only going by how he's reacted before. I wouldn't mess with him anyway. Go careful.

Welcome back Mitch. 🙂


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:06 pm
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I wouldn't mess with him anyway.

Yeah, but then you are a bit of a ponse Mr Darcy* 😉

*I am off to the pub now, but will check out your witty retort when I get back 8)


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:09 pm
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I make ton look like a sickly Kenneth Williams ! 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:11 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:12 pm
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I make Barnsleymitch look like a very poorly Charles Hawtrey.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:12 pm
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We're most of us pon[b]c[/b]es beside ton.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:12 pm
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Why I oughta ! Has nobody else seen that video of him and his mates wrestling in their underpanties ?


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:14 pm
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if it aint knitted, i aint interested


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:17 pm
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Can we got some t-shirts done then phil ? - 'If it's not knit it's s***'


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:18 pm
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I knew you'd be back.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:20 pm
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And a happy new year to you too woppit. I imagine your post being read by Eeyore. 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:21 pm
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just when i got out of my "that'd go well on a t-shirt" stage you come flouncing back in with a slogan suggestion! 😯

swear filter avoidance... get editing or the mods will give you a smacked botty!


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:22 pm
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i could fancy a nice big pair of knitted wrestling underpants...

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Posted : 29/12/2010 4:22 pm
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Mummy I'm frightened! 😥

(Runs off crying)


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:29 pm
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Oooooh comfy!
It matters when you've got oldmans balls 😯 I can't sit on a slatted bench nowadays
You'll look a bonny lad in them ton........


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:38 pm
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Bring it on ton. 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:38 pm
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I imagine your post being read by Eeyore

Whatever that means... 😕


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 4:41 pm
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Hi BM - hope you had a good xmas and at least you had the bottle to come back under your 'own name', unlike some others 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 5:29 pm
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Cheers for that woody. No point coming back on under a different username, just had to swallow my pride, and I missed the forum too much to stay away any longer. I love you all, and would like to take this opportunity to declare a state of sexytime! Thankyou please.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 6:12 pm
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Know anything about BMWs? I hear that they are utter bobbins and driven by men with tiny wotsits.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 6:21 pm
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Now now...


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 6:26 pm
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shhhh... Its a cunning plan to smoke him out. 😉

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Posted : 29/12/2010 6:32 pm
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do come back if you want to.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 9:24 pm
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If you're going to flounce off, do it in style and have a laugh with it.

As mleh did a couple years ago.

I generally got fed up with the internet and decided to do away with it for a few weeks or more.

A mate on there started a rumour that i'd been arrested for beating someone up and leaving them for dead in a gutter.

Most if not all fell for it, leading to me getting many mails and txts of concern.

After 2 weeks i popped up to say i'd been released on bail, but needed to attend court, etc for the pending procedures. Then disappeared again for a good while.

The same mate then said my father was a judge and that he was doing what was necessary to twist the case in my favour...

Once again, it caused mayhem, discussions related to corruption and how i appeared to be someone not likely to cause harm to another..

About a month this went on iirc..

Finally the truth was revealed an we had a good laugh about it.

Well at least me and stumo did. 🙂

If you're going to flounce, do it well.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 10:09 pm
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IIRC that pissed quite a few of the folk that care for you there off?


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 10:11 pm
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I remember that little episode as well Sharki. And your subsequent voyage of navel gazing.

Well done.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 10:12 pm
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Your're right it did.

What was the navel gazing episode? I can't recall looking at belly buttons as a hoax.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 10:13 pm
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What you don't want to do is flounce of to mlehworld (along with Fred)

Comedy link http://www.mlehworld.com/mleh2/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=6873


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 10:28 pm
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That wasn't flouncing, that was more like baiting.


 
Posted : 29/12/2010 10:35 pm
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