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Well I bloody love it. I especially love the big where they go 'he's on the blower...cars will be here in half an hour'

(Cut to montage of them ironing their shirts, having saunas, taking relaxing baths)

Oh, and anyone who sneers their little contempty bile on us plebs...the shows probably a bit too close for comfort.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 8:43 pm
 Drac
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Posted : 15/10/2015 9:36 pm
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Is this the celebrity version as I see the girls team have Grayson Perry and the singer from Aerosmith on it.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 9:53 pm
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"In business" aaarrrgggh


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 10:02 pm
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It give me great joy that it makes some froth at the mouth


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 10:26 pm
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two possible candidates for me so far - the rest I want to batter to death with a sledge hammer.

And Jack Dee on You've been fired - No.....bring back Dara. Sorry Jack.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 10:28 pm
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Lord Sugar gives the winner ยฃ250k from his net worth of ยฃ1,4bn

I assume he gets a fee?


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 11:59 pm
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only one worth looking at this year

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Posted : 16/10/2015 10:30 am
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Drac - Moderator

Well he's still doing TV but I guess as you've not seen him on Strictly you'd not know that.


Ouch. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 10:49 am
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only one worth looking at this year

My eyes, dear God, my eyes ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:02 am
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Lord Sugar

Did you call him that with a straight face? What's wrong with "Baron E-m@iler" ?


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:05 am
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only one worth looking at this year

Is that a tattoo I spy?
She probably drives a VW too.

She's got no chance. No imagination.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:19 am
 Drac
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I think she drives a Citreon Cactus.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:21 am
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only one worth looking at this year

Well, apart from this years winner ๐Ÿ˜ฏ (you heard it here first)...

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Posted : 16/10/2015 11:22 am
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It does still amaze me that they've watched the program and haven't fathomed this out. They really must be breathtakingly thick!

you actually think any of them have been selected for the show due to their outstanding business acumen??? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

none of the women are good looking...having said that the one that got fired last night seemed to scrub up ok-ish on "You're Fired" last night.

her and the other one (the one who thinks she looks like Pink) should have been fired....out of a cannon!!


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:25 am
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So this is coming down to how good looking they are and not how good they're business idea is? ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:30 am
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So this is coming down to how good looking they are and not how good they're business idea is?

It seems that way ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:45 am
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So this is coming down to how good looking they are and not how good they're business idea is?

Yeah, it's tellie innit?

If their business idea was THAT could they wouldn't need to be on TV!

(As it happens I usually get the two finalists right, if not the actual winner)


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:48 am
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So this is coming down to how good looking they are and not how good they're business idea is?

it helps when you see how stupid some of them actually are...what bloke watches Strictly for the dancing ability??


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:54 am
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Because you've worked with people like that. I have. We all have.

Which is why I don't watch it. If I've had to put up with contemptible ****wits like that at work, why on earth would I want to watch anything that even remotely reminds me of them in my free time?

See also: The office.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:55 am
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So this is coming down to how good looking they are and not how good they're business idea is?

what are the business ideas?


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:58 am
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m360's taste > dirtyrider's taste


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:59 am
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.what bloke watches Strictly for the dancing ability??

Those that are fans of ballroom dancing?

what are the business ideas?

As you know that's not revealed yet but clearly mean time that means it's Ok to judge their business skills just on their looks.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 12:13 pm
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I can see their point - we only ever employ attractive people - we don't ask for CVs, just a semi-pro portrait shot. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 12:39 pm
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I'll never get a job in the private sector then.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 12:43 pm
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I think she drives a Citreon Cactus

Good work .


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 1:04 pm
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I think she drives a Citreon Cactus
Good work .

In green....


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 1:05 pm
 Drac
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Why green?


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 1:11 pm
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The bottle colour.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 1:29 pm
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In green....


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Don't forget the flowers to stand out from the crowd.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 1:32 pm
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Of course silly me, green as the bottle is green.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 1:32 pm
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Green because Cacti are green. The flowers are purple though!


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 2:03 pm
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Is this guy :

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related to PC Penhale :

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Posted : 19/10/2015 11:33 am
 Drac
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Ermmmm! Did she say she didn't know where Dover was?


 
Posted : 21/10/2015 9:06 pm
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Familiar anyone?


 
Posted : 21/10/2015 9:22 pm
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Genuine bullshit


 
Posted : 21/10/2015 9:24 pm
 Drac
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๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 21/10/2015 9:24 pm
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The buys are murdering the French language good and proper.


 
Posted : 21/10/2015 9:27 pm
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Posted : 21/10/2015 9:28 pm
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Sugar won't like the toy boat!


 
Posted : 21/10/2015 9:33 pm
 Drac
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It said an inflatable boat.


 
Posted : 21/10/2015 9:36 pm
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Remember the medical skeleton thing from last year !


 
Posted : 21/10/2015 9:37 pm
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Posted : 21/10/2015 9:38 pm
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Remember the medical skeleton thing from last year !

Yeah he asked for a medical one. It was worth a gamble.


 
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