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lol. Look at that face.
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Posted : 08/05/2015 10:43 am
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In the dealing room here.... the cheer for Farage not getting in wasn't quite as loud as Balls getting thrown out.... but it was still pretty loud.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:44 am
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Wonder if the Tories will offer Scottish Secretary post to the SNP?

No, they won't. They get a majority, albeit slim, they will form a cabinet of tories only


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:46 am
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[quote=ononeorange said]I don't want to sound melodramatic

You failed.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:46 am
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Ro5ey; What do you think will happen with regard to the grexit? Might it be as close as May 11th?


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:46 am
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Farage makes 2nd easily

Bless


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:47 am
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For that you need intelligent argument and logic (or a leader who can eat a bacon sandwich).

Unfortunately the electorate consider these as equal qualifications.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:48 am
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They've been decimated

they've been more than decimated - that's to reduce by 10% (after the romans' trick of killing one man in ten as a punishment.

/pedantmode

sorry, its one of my pet peeves.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:48 am
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Allthepies: fair enough. True though.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:49 am
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they've been decimated

Sheesh, has no one read their latin primer this morning? Decimation would be the removal of one tenth of their force. They have been heavily defeated, routed even, and close to annihilation, but way, way more that decimation.

What have the Romans ever done for us, etc, mutter...


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:49 am
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Oi, Smudger, what's the Latin for fist bump?


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:51 am
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Lots of contenders for I'm a [s]celebrity[/s] ex politician get me a career bost.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:51 am
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@smudger, very interesting. Is it not to reduce 90% though, that would make more sense as to go from 10 to 9 isn't so bad ?


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:52 am
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Posted : 08/05/2015 10:52 am
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No ... ohnohesback... (as much as you want the end of the world... or even a just a little bit of anarchy anywhere to get your rocks off ... wierd !?! )... it ain't going to happen.

Greece has been patched up how many times now... this time will not be any different... sorry to disappoint


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:55 am
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George Galloway gone!

In fact properly trounced? Fantastic!


@ninfan yes yes yes ! We just need the Tower Hamblets ex-mayor in jail now.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:56 am
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How hard is it to win a seat? Twice as easy as average if you are SNP, only 80x harder if you are UKIP. Figures from BBC results page.

PARTY SEATS VOTES VOTES/SEAT RATIO
DUP 8 184,260 23,033 1.0
SNP 56 1,454,426 25,972 1.1
SDLP 3 99,809 33,270 1.4
CON 321 11,047,519 34,416 1.5
LAB 228 9,186,115 40,290 1.7
SINN 4 176,232 44,058 1.9
UUP 2 114,935 57,468 2.5
PLYD 3 181,694 60,565 2.6
LIB 8 2,324,349 290,544 12.6
GRN 1 1,125,259 1,125,259 48.9
UKIP 1 3,785,499 3,785,499 164.4
TOTAL 635 29,680,097 46,740 2.0


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:56 am
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@smudger, very interesting. Is it not to reduce 90% though, that would make more sense as to go from 10 to 9 isn't so bad ?

No 1 in 10 I was wrong as I was about Farage coming third, hence my post about him coming second.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:57 am
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[i]Are lollipop ladies still needed? In the 70's and 80's when primary school kids walked to school on their own, then yes they were important. But most kids of that age get dropped-off at the school gates now. [/i]

Either you don't get out much, or you don't get out much...


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:58 am
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Usage

Historically, the meaning of the word decimate is ‘kill one in every ten of (a group of people)’. This sense has been more or less totally superseded by the later, more general sense ‘kill, destroy, or remove a large proportion of’, as in the virus has decimated the population. Some traditionalists argue that this is incorrect, but it is clear that it is now part of standard English.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:59 am
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fist bump - pugnus gibba

Hail fellow Pedant!


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 10:59 am
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Just had a relook at the debt mountain - £1.5trillion. £500bn higher under Tories/Lib. So for lower taxes we are paying more in the future......

Another credit card economy in the making.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:00 am
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so if ed is going, who are the frontrunners to replace him. Yvette Cooper has already been mentioned but who else is there?

Seriously.......Tony Blair.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:01 am
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Oh get away - that blasted crook? A sure fire way for labour to poll no votes at all.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:03 am
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come on Hora - even you can do better maths than that!

of course the debt is higher - we've been running a DEFICIT.

reduce the deficit to zero THEN you can start reducing the debt.

the point is that the deficit wouldn't have been reduced as much as it has/will be if we had tax/borrow and spend labour Govt meaning more borrowing in the future.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:03 am
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[quote=aracer ]Far closer to Cardiff than London here, and solidly Tory (looking at the results coming in, likely to be a huge Tory majority, though probably Labour in second - the Labour candidate has actually had the best campaign - which is unusual)

Oh balls (no, not that one, he's gone). Labour overtook the LibDems as I predicted, but I forgot about UKIP, they're in second place. Tory majority as huge as predicted.

Hoping the local election results don't mirror that at all...


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:04 am
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Before I sign off and do some real work, I'd like to remind all the tories here:

IT'S ALL [b]YOUR[/b] FAULT WE NOW HAVE TO KEEP KATIE HOPKINS IN THIS COUNTRY.

Talk about dominatrix-fetishes, I reckon that's the only reason they vote that way! 😉


 
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Oh get away - that blasted crook? A sure fire way for labour to poll no votes at all.

At the very least, Mandy running as a close adviser to David Milliband.

Besides the Brits like a crook.

We won't see Labour get in until the mid 2030's with the other lot.


 
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Just had a relook at the debt mountain - £1.5trillion. £500bn higher under Tories/Lib.

Bloody austerity hey!?!


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:07 am
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Big increase in majority for Danczuk in Rochdale, one of the few Labour MPs to understand the UKIP threat.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:07 am
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Before I sign off and do some real work, I'd like to remind all the [s]tories[/s] Scots here:

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT WE NOW HAVE TO KEEP KATIE HOPKINS IN THIS COUNTRY.

Talk about dominatrix-fetishes, I reckon that's the only reason they vote that way!

Stockholm syndrome ?


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:10 am
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Farage has resigned.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:25 am
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IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT WE NOW HAVE TO KEEP KATIE HOPKINS IN THIS COUNTRY.

No we don't, we're sending her to Scotland as head of PR!


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:28 am
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No we don't, we're sending her to Scotland as head of PR!

Fantastic, better get started on the Wicker Man. Is bile flammable?


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:30 am
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Big increase in majority for Danczuk in Rochdale, one of the few Labour MPs to understand the UKIP threat.

What did he do to counter it?


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:31 am
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Nate Silver didn't do too well did he?


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:32 am
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Just had a relook at the debt mountain - £1.5trillion. £500bn higher under Tories/Lib.

Bloody austerity hey!?
One possible scenario is that with a clear playing field, the Cons may now set to work addressing this issue with more urgency - get the pain out of the way early on in their new term of office.

IMHO one thing for sure is that we have no right to expect future generations to cover the cost of our current mess.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:33 am
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get the pain out of the way

That's a good euphemism for "make sure many more people die without help and many more children are in poverty".


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:35 am
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UKIP polled more votes than Lib Dems and SNP combined. Lib Dems close to double SNP vote. SNP about same as Greens.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:37 am
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That's a good euphemism for "make sure many more people die without help and many more children are in poverty".

£550bn spent on welfare in the last 5 years. £150bn a year in welfare going forward. Perhaps we need to spend that a bit better rather than just thinking the solution is to spend more ?


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:39 am
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Which will be the first local authority to be declared bankrupt?


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:40 am
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Perhaps we need to spend that a bit better rather than just thinking the solution is to spend more ?

Yes, so investing more to build a proper economy, not one based on property speculation and investment banking would be a good idea.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:41 am
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What did he do to counter it?

Had a pint with Farage? Don't know you would need to look at the local campaign to find out or it might be a reflection of him outing Cyril Smith.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:41 am
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Had a pint with Farage? Don't know you would need to look at the local campaign to find out or it might be a reflection of him outing Cyril Smith.

I was just curious. All I know about him is the Cyril Smith stuff, so wondered why he did so well.


 
Posted : 08/05/2015 11:43 am
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Me too, Labour HQ should be too.

EDIT: His wife's selfies are popular too.

EDIT 2: He did have a pint with Farage and has been saying Labour were wrong on immigration for a lot longer than the party.


 
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