People who say this instead of "thank you" boil my pi$$. If you say it, you're a cockerel who aspires to be Alan Partridge
That is all
I work with a bloke who says "Ta muchly".
Seems to be popular in the midlands. Normally I'm pretty easy going, but I fully agree with you this time. It's ***ing moronic.
I like this thread already.
Thanking you muchly.
Last time I heard it was In Sheffield earlier this week, it's spreading!
Bad, but worse is...
"Thanking you for the opportunity of discussing the matter with myself."
Grrrrr
My theory is 'thanking you' is linked somehow to Macdonalds' 'loving it'.
Pleased to meet your acquaintance 👿
"Can I arks yourself a question?"
KILL! KILL! KILL!
tbh any form of please or thank you would be nice in surrey, but then again i'm from yorkshire where manners and common dececny still count.
Well I might be, k23. Who is your acquaintance?
I don't like "I do apologise", it sounds sarky to me.
'thank you in advance'
shove it
"You're joking me"
ME? ARGH!
My boss' boss refers to himself in the 3rd party... " Dan's not liking this..."
One day I will have to just punch him
Can you be more Pacific?
Dagger plunged into heart!
*
What coffee do you want?
An Expresso...
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Punch, punch, punch, stamp, knife, batter, club, burn... 😀
What about "I thank you" pronounced like a saturday night boxing commentator?
How are you?
"Not three bad."
* pulls ring from grenade *
[b]Expresso[/b].
Another kill switch activated.
How are you?"Not three bad."
* pulls ring from grenade *
Ha ha ha! 😆
Exactly.
I'm ok with "thpanking you".
Good looks and a dominating manner outweigh any speech impediments when it comes to lovers, in my book.
"Simples"
Nuke from orbit!! Garrrrggghhhhhh
Grammatically there is nothing wrong with it, so I am prepared to live and let live.
"live and let live"
KILL! DIE! FREEEAK!
I was rather proud of that!
Ooh me me! My yoga teacher in final relaxation says:- relack my hands feet and head. How can I relax if you keep saying relack?
Tendjewberrymud.
Anything followed by dot.com that's not an email or web address.
I'm so pissed.com etc
'Can you borrow me'
Heard a lot in school in wolves
People who say "boil my piss" really get on my goat
I use a lot of these - comes from my dad
I can't stand people asking me how I am then not waiting for my answer. Thats southerners for ya though bunch of ill mannered people the lot of em
Ta muchly
People who say 'get my goat' really boils my piss.
Anyone - ANYONE - who says 'boil my goat' gets my piss.
'Banter'
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"Eck-cetera"
"Actual" as a redundant word in every second sentence.(as in "that's the actual house Bob Marley lived in" when you mean "that's the house Bob Marley lived in")
Can you be more "pacific" ? What, and refuse to fight in a war ? OK.
Oh yeah and don't start me on house selling words. "semi-detached" when you mean half a house joined up to another house. If anything, it's "semi-attached". Which lead to the more moronic "detached" house. Detached from what ? The Mothership. ITS A HOUSE.
'Tench' as in 'Potentially'
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hashtag...
Grrrrr
<kicks you in the nuts so hard your shoes fall off>
<wees in shoes>
"Be seeing you!"
I've never been able to get that out of my head since seeing The Prisoner.
"semi-detached" when you mean half a house joined up to another house. If anything, it's "semi-attached". Which lead to the more moronic "detached" house. Detached from what ? The Mothership. ITS A HOUSE.
Not with you on that one. Terraced or town houses are attached to other houses. Detached houses are not attached. Semi-detached are attached on one side only.
Makes perfect sense to me.
I literally don't mind someone saying "He's a bit lastminute dot com" to describe someone who's always underprepared.
I literally couldn't give a toss about any of this.
You'd be useless on Shrove Tuesday.
Brought instead of bought.
As in: I brought a new pair of shoes.
I really hate it when people say "what do you know"?
I literally couldn't give a toss about any of this.
I am also finding this very hard to masturbate to.
anything written in comic sans.
Like, totally.
phrases that literally make me loose my shit:
ya get me
speaking as a mother
get out my garden you perv
who are you and why are you throwing balls at my children
boils my piss
rik
People who don't know the difference between "loose" and "lose".
If I had my guns to hand....
Couple of three years ago..... AGHHHHHHH!
Pound instead of pounds "it cost me 50 pound"....AGHHHHHHHH!
people who say "is it" a lot.
"Take the third road on the left"
"is it"
"is what? you retard!!"
😈
muahahah sorry flashy, it had to be done.
people who say 'lol'
"Going forward"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*runs through meeting room wall*
Also, anything that is used by people like my sister such as "maxi jelz" (very jealous). Shut up shut up shut up shut up.
A verbal 'lol' is never a good idea.
My worst goat-retrieving phrase is the politicians' fall-back: "Let me be absolutely clear about this."
Gnash Gnash.
philconsequence - Membermuahahah sorry flashy, it had to be done.
EDINBURGH!
I think, since all the natives say "Embra" anyway, that's a moot point.
'Journey' Whilst not actualy going anywhere.
Eye + Fork
andAnyone - ANYONE - who says 'boil my goat' gets my piss
I am also finding this very hard to masturbate to.
have quite literally made me Lol.
May I nominate:
"Lol"
Edit - too slow. Howzabout "Flag up?"
lol @ Lifer!
"to be honest with you...."
as opposed to?
lol
teamhurtmore - Member
"to be honest with you...."as opposed to?
"to be fair"
This hs been doing the rounds for a while but there's a few that are on my list;
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not three bad !!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and...
"I'm not being funny..."
Dude, let your audience be your judge.
Chill axing. Pass me my Machine gun.
Actually anybody that says chilling, as in "I am going to stay in and chill tonight" Die die die!!!!!!
the incorrect and over-use of 'myself' and 'yourself/ yourselves' when they mean 'me' or 'you'
smacks of Barbara from accounts payable trying to sound prufeshunal.
"Addicting"
I will end you and all that you love.
Rocked up, as in; we rocked up to the bar
Were you playing guitars or were you just walking you silly beggar?
Literally, "for the win." Less literally - I have decided who came first in this imagined contest.
"Hi, how are you?"
"Not bad, yourself?"
Acceptable or not?
"Not bad, yourself?"Acceptable or not?
Not unless you have shuriken and are prepared to use them...
An 'ideas shower' was introduced to me at a meeting populated with people who clearly were convinced that The Office was a management training video. I'm sure the thud of my head on the table must have been audible somewhere along way away that's really loud but whose name escapes me because of the throbbing of my forehead,
Staff in banks love it, hasn't bothered me before but now I know I should be getting apoplectic I'll take the kendo stick in with me next time.
"Not bad, yourself?"
KAPOOOOOOOOW
It's a Barclays, before anyone worries.
I have an irrational hatred of anyone who refers to their child as "baby"; as in "We can't meet up tonight as baby is not well". You stupid ****ers deliberated about it's bloody name for months and bored me to distraction - at least call the poor little sod by it now you twunt! For the sake of some grammatical sanity chuck a "the" or "our" in beforehand at the very least.
'Take a pew'
Ok, so where's the nearest church Richard Cranium?
Some prisoners have a habit of starting a sentence with, 'are you listening'? They should bring back capital punishment just for that.
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Use of the present tense when narrating something which happened ages ago.
'So in the 10 years before he becomes champion he's climbing through the junior ranks...'
Even the BBC do it 😯
<Do I get the prize for becoming like my Dad?>
returning to the OP - I like writing "thanking you" as it makes me smile when I remember someone daft who used to say it a lot
I like to imagine it being said with a fully pronounced G too
Of course my usage will, literally, skyrocket henceforth