[Closed] Taxi for Assange

with all the navel staring going on at the MET trying to link messers Saville and Cyril Smith who have departed this Earth and wont be having thier collars felt anytime soon.. isnt it about time some affirmative action was taken to produce mr Assange in front of a beak?

as a fer instance.. if a fine upstanding fellow and a couple of his chums had reached up to the balcony this evening and mr assange as a result fell from Equador to Blighty.. a distance of 3 feet or so.. would it be a fair cop?