so what we're saying, is that i'm foolish for searching for a porkpie that doesn't contain the dogfoodjelly?
Yes
Yes
[i]Yes [/i]
No, its even easier than this.
Second rule of pie club is. Don't think while you're eating.
Yes, and you are a fool for thinking that such a thing would be a good idea in the first place. 🙂
pffft, i'm giving up pies then.
God save us from piedamentalists.
'Pastry maketh not the pie', as Jesus once said:
'Look at the sausage roll - it containeth both meat and pastry, yet it is not a pie.'
Book of Savouries, 22-23.
Dp, sos.
A bought pie is like a bought sausage: it's best not to look too closely. MTFU and eat the jelly.
Please forgive me.
I'm northerner who has left the promised land of pies and pudding to the home of the black pint.
There are only so many steak and kidney puddings, pork pies and spotted dicks I get bring home fresh with me when the pull of the the north grwos so great. So from time to time I stray from the path of rightousness and get a pie from tesco's. They are universally poor - but as the OP has set the criteria - the deli ones have zero jelly in.
Pork scratchings don't exist over here either ;(
pffft, i'm giving up pies then.
Philly, it may be for the best. Much as we all love you, you're clearly not best qualified. I blame your deprived childhood. You could end up getting yourself into all kinds of trouble
[i]also, i never had a games console and we never had crisps in the house. [/i]
Well if we're being honest, I've not seen Star Wars!
Well if we're being honest, I've not seen Star Wars!
WTF, just make sure you watch them in order by the production date so you can be as disappointed as the rest of us
Just when you think the Ewoks beating a Galactic Empire is the stupidest thing you've ever seen, you meet Jar Jar
Hmmm, Star Wars pie............
Could be a project for t'weekend.
Oh look! It's steak 'n ale pie and chops time! 😀 x
Trail rat + 1. Pork pies are dull, and the jelly is disgusting. Most English food like that is, come to think of it - faggots wtf?. English black pudding, when compared to Stornaway, tastes like it should be applied to a wound, not eaten.
Are you seriously promoting scottish food as a culinary delight?
Nope, I never said that.
West coast sea food can be pretty damned good
It is indeed the finest food in the world! You can enjoy the simple satisfying joy of it every day of you life, until your massive coronary at 27 😉
That's right binners, it's soooo much healthier to live in the nw of England, int it?!
Trail rat + 1. Pork pies are dull, and the jelly is disgusting. Most English food like that is, come to think of it - faggots wtf?. English black pudding, when compared to Stornaway, tastes like it should be applied to a wound, not eaten.
It's just too easy to criticise, isn't it?
We sometimes see 28 from time to time 😉
Mrs keeps mithering me for a creampie ......?
Pork pie with no jelly = sausage roll!
Dogs, like humans, are carnivorous.
Fray Bentos FTW!
Theres a farmers market that comes to lytham once a month and theres a stall which is witchcraft!!! Real pork pie with small chunk pickle all the way round and on the top with jelly!!! And a pork pie with mature cheddar and big chunk pickle and some chilli flakes ontop, i allways buy a few n munch em, failing that hollands meat n tatty for a quick fix, i have tried a blackpudding and pork pie batterd from "up the rd" was a heart attack in shortcrust and batter!!!!! Mmmmmmm
