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what pies with as little as possible of that weird jelly stuff that makes me imagine dog food?


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:28 am
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Specifically Pork pies Phil?


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:31 am
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The jelly is the best bit!


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:31 am
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Got to agree with the captain

Anyway... you shouldn't be asking us. This is a gilt-edged opportunity to check out every local butcher and baker within a 15 mile radius.

Your time starts..... [b]NOW!!!![/b]

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Posted : 18/10/2012 11:32 am
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I just googled 'fist pie' after one of ton's favourite sayings.

I rather wish I hadn't now.


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:33 am
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at my classic bike club we hold a little pie club once a month.. we ve had sweet and savoury.. mostly cold but i once turned up and offered hot pie and peas/ mint sauce in the middle of a wood one fine sunday a.m.

the jelly is an essential in your pork pie.. preferably runny


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:34 am
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PTFU, Phil.


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:36 am
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Do they do savoury pies in the US?


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:37 am
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http://www.piesbypost.co.uk/

Excellent pies, was there quite recently.

The website is obviously a bit naff and doesn't do justice the wondrous creations on offer


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:48 am
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its the jelly bit that's put me off pies for most of my life, recently i've discovered, and dont hurt me for admitting this, the tescos mini pork pies are very low jelly and quite tasty for a cheap pork pie... was wondering if there's any that are zero jelly? why is it even in there?


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:51 am
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Make your own!


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:52 am
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Chippy pies!


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:52 am
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Think of the jelly like you would a substrate that underpins all matter in the universe. You might like it more that way. 🙂


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:53 am
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Posted : 18/10/2012 11:54 am
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nope, its the same stuff i used to fork out the dog food cans when we decided the dogs deserved a treat and got tinned food instead of gravel.

you jelly eaters.... you're the kinda sick individuals who eat the wet fat on undercooked bacon or the fatty bits from the meat in a roast meal aren't you?! you disgust me.


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:55 am
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[url= http://www.wrightsfoodgroup.com/ ]Meat and Potato Wrights pie! Omm Nom Nom[/url]


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 11:57 am
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[b]Oh!!! My!!! God!!![/b] He's mentioned a major supermarket pork pie as a benchmark.

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Posted : 18/10/2012 12:00 pm
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Wtf? Why would you want a pie without jelly?

Jelly is what makes such pies full of awesome.


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:02 pm
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Cheap tesco pork pies are made form bacon.. Bite into any pork pie and the filling is pink then its made from bacon..

grey filling = Proper Pork PIE!

That said I used to make and sell my own when I was butchering, customers used to queue out of the door for them when they were hot! Dont think i often had many left to sell cold.

The hole in the top of a decent pork pie is there to pour the jelly into once baked, to fill the gap left by the shrinkage of the meat when cooked...... mmmmmmmmm pies!!!!!!


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:03 pm
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but the gap is good for ensuring the pastrythingy the meats wrapped in goes nice and crispy surely?

bacon's not a bad thing

NOMNOMNOM


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:05 pm
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You boys do know it's dog food right? 😆


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:07 pm
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Crispy on the outside, chewy in the middle..

Armadillo anyone? 😀


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:08 pm
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emsz understands me!


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:08 pm
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I suggest you both go and sit in the corner and have a think about what it is you've said. And if this behavior continues...

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Posted : 18/10/2012 12:10 pm
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You boys do know it's dog food right?

What's wrong with dog food? I have tried all of the foods my dog eats and some of them are not bad!


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:12 pm
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Stuff the diet...im off home for a Pork Pie lunch with some hot Piccalilly!


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:13 pm
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oh and whilst i'm being honest, i have to cross the road to avoid walking past those 'greggs' shops, the smell always has, and continues to, make me physically gag. BLEUGH!


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:13 pm
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What's wrong with dog food? I have tried all of the foods my dog eats and some of them are not bad!

still got half a big old tub of it at mine dude so no need to bring any with you tomorrow night!


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:14 pm
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Or you'll spank me! 8)

Dog food dog food dog food...


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:14 pm
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Phillip. I'm very disappointed!

Emsz....

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Posted : 18/10/2012 12:19 pm
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i cant help it binbin! i washed my porkpie down with carrots and sweet chilli whomoose because i felt so dirty.

didn't grow up with pies 🙁


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:23 pm
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anyone using pork as the bench mark for a pie needs their mouths washing out

steak pies fae flemmings the butcher are where its at.

even their scotch pies are streets ahead of pork pies.

Then theres the pie butty - take said steak pie , heat it in microwave if its not already warm.

stick the pie into a fresh floury bap

squirt on a dollop of tommy K and eat .... LOVELY


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:25 pm
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didn't grow up with pies
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I'd have got Social Services involved. Its tantamount to child abuse


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:28 pm
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Or you'll spank me!

Dog food dog food dog food...

You're a very naughty girl. Go straight to my room.


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:29 pm
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my parents used to joke, i say joke... but it always came across as more than that, that they'd call social services from a phonebox to report themselves so that we would be taken away for the summer holidays.

also, i never had a games console and we never had crisps in the house.


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:33 pm
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Never had crisps in the house? That's just cruelty! We're here for you Phil

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Posted : 18/10/2012 12:37 pm
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www.pieminister.co.uk is what keeps Bristol going....


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 12:54 pm
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Not that impressed with Pieminister pie's. Favourite at the moment is M&S shortcrust steak pie.


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 1:04 pm
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Phish Pie. Phil your gullet.

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Posted : 18/10/2012 2:45 pm
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Definitely no jelly.... fish?


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 2:45 pm
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Jellied Eel Pie Phil?


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 3:05 pm
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That's no pie. Where's the pastry?


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 3:31 pm
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That's no pie. Where's the pastry?

Are we allowed to make an exception for Shepherd's Pie (and the non-lamb Cottage Pie variety)?

And the lack of [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fao-ton-and-binners-the-full-english-breakfast-pie ]link to this classic thread[/url] is a big fail.


 
Posted : 18/10/2012 3:51 pm
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All Hail the pie-meister DrP


 
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