[Closed] Stuff you HAVE done before

Wayy too much, but that just someone a long time ago who used to wear my skin

Ridden a motorbike @130mph+ on a 30mph road

Dated a pornstar 😳

driven from a to b without feeling the need to complain about something

I have:

Driven over 100mph
Sailed a boat
Killed a creature with my car
held the hands of a few people as they've died
stabbed my best mate in the knee with a scalpel
had about 40% of myself tattood
bungee jumped
re-broken an old ladies arm whilst flying a kite
abseiled
been responsible for getting a few murderers back into the community
been to amsterdam (that explains all i'm willing to admit to online)
performed on stage in front of sold out crowds
🙂 must stop before this list keeps growing and incriminates me 😉

Pigface, sort of snap!
i either:
1 hope i already mentioned this to the wife or 2 she never sees this....

bungee jump
canyoning
flown a plane
driven round silverstone
broken multiple bones (and had metal to fix me)
been in a car crash
worked abroad
had second degree burns
been unconscious

erm...and other things

fired a gun

I have crushed a grape!
Wrestled an Action Man!
Test-driven a Tonka!
Jumped off a dolls' house!
Duff'd a daffodil!

and

Rip'd a tissue!

Made tea.
Read a book.
Stared into a fire.
Walked the dog.
Been for a nice, gentle XC ride.

performed on stage in front of sold out crowds

Awesome

abseiled

Most of your other stuff was seriously impressive, but come on - 14 year old kids abesil at activity centres!

Looped the loop in a glider
Been skinny-dipping on top of a mountain, in the snow
Shot living things and eaten them
Driven at 120MPH
Ridden very fast away from a bear (apparently they can't run downhill: This isn't true, they bloody well can!)

...and a whole lot of other stuff I wouldn't want Mrs Belgium to read about here!

Made tea.
Read a book.
Stared into a fire.
Walked the dog.
Been for a nice, gentle XC ride.

How did you get your name? overdose on fanta and sunny dee?

How did you get your name? overdose on fanta and sunny dee?

I wouldn't want to give you nightmares.

I drank some of Lisa l'Anson's Pepsi once.

drank till i passed out
driven a car very fast round a track
lots and lots of drugs
shot a gun
smashed my knee cap in a skiing crash
Enjoyed the company of two women at one time
had a very very expensive meal
flown in business class (everyone should do it)

Visited a brothel with a famous (non current) Formula one driver. And no I didnt, went just for a giggle !

Been driven home in the back of a police car whilst stark naked (female officer too)

He doesn't bite but he's got a very nasty suck....

performed on stage in front of sold out crowds

How big was the venue though and were you the 'main event'?

I've done a hell of a lot...with hopefully a lot more to come, most of it pretty dumb and not that impressive. 🙂

I drank some of Lisa l'Anson's Pepsi once.

Is that a euphemism? Was it a furry cup?

I would...... 😀

haha i was younger than 14... i was about 9 and at some event, the TA had set up a tower for under16s to abseil down... i got strapped in and went over the edge.... just let go until i realise i was going to hit the ground, grabbed and swung back into the wall about 1ft from the ground.... needless to say whoever was meant to be watcting me got a bo11oxing and i scared my parents!

does that make it a little more awesome?

I drank some of Lisa l'Anson's Pepsi once.

Is that a euphemism? Was it a furry cup?

More like a two litre bottle actually 😉

I once taught the world to sing. The harmonies weren't great though.

The F1 driver - Eddie Irvine I presume?

sold out venues up to 800 as main act, sold out venues up to 1200 (apparently according to venue owners... i think a bit smaller) as main support. main support to skindred was my favourite show.. only a 600cap venue, but the owners are dodgy and crammed 750+ in there, split the crowd down the middle and commanded a wall of death that had enough of an impact to shake the computer monitor off a desk upstairs which broke haha. the first show my girlfriend saw us perform at 🙂 handy as a crap venue with wrong crowd would'nt have been impressive at all.

Did a poo in the sea

Looped the loop in a glider

I have also punched a Baboon until it was sick!

Now THAT i'd pay to see!!! 😀

rode a motorbike on rough ground wen i was about 9 or 10 and nearly killed myself..the throttle was going up up up .

flew over Gretna Green in a helicopter
re-newed my wedding vows at gretna green
tried smoking at the age of 13..first and last ! gud 4 me !
been down some deep and long cave systems luckily i didnt get washed away.
been chased by a wild horse- i beat the horse !
helped deliver my baby donkey (years ago)...
thats all for now ..the list could get too long ! 😉

Still remember the first motorbike i rode as a 12 mebbee 13 year old, Yamaha YPS, all was fine until i hit the power band and that front wheel came RIIIIIIIIGHT up!

- Gotten round a supermarket within 5mins (start to finish)
- Eaten three bacon butties
- Drank three bottles of redwine.

Everything else I'll never write on a forum and the serious stuff I wont reveal until Im dead.

Worn out a big ring on an MTB.
Punched through a door.
Broken several frames.
Spun a car off the road into a hedge backwards.
Been chased out of a farmers field, aged 28! OOiii!

If you'd said 'almost died in an abseiling accident' I'd have been more impressed in the first place 🙂

The F1 driver - Eddie Irvine I presume?

No

Ate 2 Mc dees burgers in one sitting.
Yes. I did feel ill for hours afterwards

I once stole a maintenance buggy from a hotel in Cuba and tried to drive to the local town but the battery ran out and I ended up spending the night in a cuban police cell. Not my finest hour.

Made people I've never met cry using only my voice
Made shallow people in a bohemian bar fall awe-stuck-silent with an acoustic instrumental
Talked a suicidal girl down from a rooftop
Improvised a well-received guitar solo while headlining

The rest is rather self-indulgent...

sounds awesome SSS 🙂

kudos on the suicidal girl thing too, been there a couple of times and its not an easy job!!

I once stole a maintenance buggy from a hotel in Cuba and tried to drive to the local town but the battery ran out and I ended up spending the night in a cuban police cell. Not my finest hour.

Are you Andy Powell, by any chance? 😉

If you think I am telling you guys some of the dodgy things I have done........

Streaked / skinny dipped a posh hotel swimming pool - and got away from the cops but my disabled mate was arrested

Stood on the speaker stacks in a techno club jugging luminous balls - in exchange for free entry.

Walked / motorcycled / bicycled all over the world - asia, south america, africa, and visited nearly every European country (Baltic states still to do)

Held the hand of someone who was dying and done CPR for real

Taken my pleasures in simple ways - watching the sunset over the mountains of Scotland, riding my bike thru the scenery

Made risotto.

I got arrested for street surfing as well.

Talked a suicidal girl down from a rooftop

"Oi! you up there, jump ya bitch!"

and down she came