[Closed] Stuff doesn't last long does it... Sex.

Maybe you lasted longer when you were younger?

Don't be absurd

I mean look at the Vets and Grand Vets field at races....

Defo takes me longer to do everythign else bar nookie....its a conspiracy I tell ee

[i]Defo lasted longer in my young day. [/i]

Maybe enter a competition - you might come first?

wwaswas: I beleive you are not taking this seriously and have deliberately misunderstood my problem to deliver a cheap joke at my expense. Coming first is precisely the problem.... not the solution! 🙄

Give the pipes a clean out before opening time, if you catch my drift 8)

Losers !
Foreplay can last up to a couple of months here

Just had jnr No 2. When I next think about it, I'll no doubt be employing my favorite sock for a bit.

Give the pipes a clean out before opening time, if you catch my drift

I've just tried this approach..

mrs yunki has reliably informed me that even if I lasted all night, watching me perform an enema on myself beforehand has put her right off for the foreseeable..

[i]for a bit[/i]

where 'a bit' = 'the rest of your natural life'

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way, way to much info for a Thursday morning folks 😉

"Losers !
Foreplay can last up to a couple of months here "

lol

This all depends on your point of view.

My brother once proudly announced, "I'm getting the hang of this sex thing. I've got it down to under a minute"!

I always figured that sex was like a race. Been known to "lap" the mrs several times

It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

YAY! I win again!

Stealth sex is the way forward, if you're really good she doesn't notice.

Julian Asange - Member
Stealth sex is the way forward, if you're really good she doesn't notice.

Oh I see its that British trait of being a valiant loser and turning Dunkirk into a victory......

😕 I think the point is being missed here boys. The real issue is how come when everything else I do is gradually taking me longer and longer this is speeding up?? I mean is this some sort of celestial payback or something??? I'm depressed enough as it is about the fact that I can't keep up with folk that weren't born when I started riding, but this is just taking the michael....at least be consistent Lord....

scaredypants - Member

Losers !
Foreplay can last up to a couple of months here

Foreplay in Todmorden is putting your chips in the bin.

Berm Bandit, illicit anti-depressants are the way forward. She'll push you off when she's had enough!!

[i]She'll push you off when she's had enough!! [/i]

or pull.