I'm gonna set my dad on you lot, then you'll be sorry.
No. Really.
He's been dead since 97 and must be truly bogging by now.
I just need to get him down from his chair in the attic...
Davidtaylforth - you're an interesting individual and no mistake. Gawd help us.
Mitch, I think (at last) the penny has dropped for me RE davidtaylforth.
He's a complete p1ss taker and is so dry that it's just not easy to spot. That post on page 1 was a subtle dig at surf mat I reckon.
I'd say the brother in law is [i]arder[/i] than most in "real" fighting terms. He's as far away from a street fighter as you'll ever find, nice kid, good head on his shoulders. Been pretty unlucky in his personal life tbh (lost his nan to the big C a few weeks before an important career changing 4th bout, lost his head/tactics for the night, lost the bout on points, subsequently went off the rails slightly, ended up taking advantage while having a break and had key hole surgery on his locking elbows and he's now coming back stronger and more focused than before) which makes him "proppa f*kin ard innit" in my eyes. He's got the right backing, mentality and ability to go all the way to a world title, he just needs a good break from the sh1tty wheel of life out of the ring......
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This threads one of the funniest things i've read in a long time 😀
I blame roids, and not of the purple cherry variety. . . . .
This thread and many of the deluded fantasists on it are really very funny and a bit crap:) the rest of you are ok though.
I personally think Mr Taylforth deserves a medal for services to comedy.
I agree 🙂
KungFuPanda - Member
To be honest, I could have the lot of you. FACT.
I think this guy has a legitimate claim to the title... the Wuxi Finger Hold is AWESOME!
I did attempt to bring a bit of "reality" back to this thread, however i'm regretting it now and wish I posted something about "my dad's the heavyweight champion of the world lad" (name the film for a point). . to continue the bol&%ks on. . . .
Kes
*applauds* @ Muss.
A quality film from a quality part of the world 😉
Bolton?
I dont think so?
Yes, bolton, that's right...
Good God! Who knew?
First Hetty Wainthrop, now this!
Ny hamster would have you all anyway.
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Mark E Smith, bard of our time. The Fall 'Winter'
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mad kid walked left-side south-side towards me
He was about 7
His mother was a cleaning lady
She had a large black dog
And the mad kid said:
"gimme the lead
Gimme the lead
Gimme the lead"
Id just walked past the alcoholics dry-out house
The lawn was littered with cans of barbican
There was a feminists austin maxi parked outside
With anti-nicotine anti-nuclear stickers on the side
...on the inside and they didnt even smoke...
Anyway two weeks before the mad kid had said to me
"ill take both of you on,
Ill take both of you on"
Then he seemed the young one
He had a parka on and a black cardboard archbishops hat
With a green-fuzz skull and crossbones
Hed just got back from the backward kids party
Anyway then he seemed the young one
But now he looked like the victim of a pogrom[/url]
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn
