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One of our very own seems to have a new book out:

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Posted : 19/12/2013 6:50 pm
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๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 19/12/2013 6:51 pm
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Apparently it's a surprise best seller, who'd have thought pellet burners and on-one single speeds would make for such a gripping read.....


 
Posted : 19/12/2013 6:52 pm
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Since retiring from moto gp I needed to turn my hand to something else.


 
Posted : 19/12/2013 7:00 pm
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I was given that as a gift. It's nearly as dull as the man himself. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 19/12/2013 7:06 pm
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It's nearly as dull as the man himself

An entire novel written in Excel? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

(I have read it - it's okay, in a quiet sort of way... )


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 11:29 am
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An entire novel written in Excel?

It's far worse than that, he used a Google spreadsheet in Chrome.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 11:46 am
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Just as well it was a gift, I couldn't reach the shelf on which it was displayed when I wanted to check it out.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 11:57 am
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I couldn't reach the shelf

It's top-shelf because Stoner is like 8 feet tall. And also because he only writes erotic fiction, iirc.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 12:01 pm
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I think DD [b][i]is[/i][/b] one of the little people, isn't he

(or maybe he can't touch his toes ?)


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 12:02 pm
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One of God's own little people, so he is. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 12:03 pm
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One of those novels where nothing really happens.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 12:09 pm
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I think DD is one of the little people, isn't he

In many different ways. ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 12:09 pm
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ah, sorry DD - like my friends diminutivedanglies, diddydoodah and dongdeficiency ?

yours,
spaciouspants


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 12:12 pm
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One of those novels where nothing really happens.

Life back then was very dull - there was no STW GIF thread, for example.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 12:13 pm
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*adjust christmas card list accordingly*


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 12:22 pm
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*adjust christmas card list accordingly*

[url= http://www.transglobal-emporium.com/products/greeting-cards/cards/xmas-shed-sherry.html ]Happy Christmas, comrade.[/url]

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Posted : 20/12/2013 1:37 pm
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It's also not new, writen in the 60s I think. Maybe there is a link after all...


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 2:25 pm
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Cooooooeeeeeeeeeee Stoner! A word if you please ... Tunworth cheese. Every time I open my fridge door my senses are bombarded by a bloody awful smell. ๐Ÿ˜

I'm blaming [b]YOU[/b]!


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 6:39 pm
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Like many things, to avoid public embarrassment, it is recommended to double bag Tunworth Cheese. I have a russian doll Tupperware thang going on in my fridge to be safe.

Once youve done that, put a cup of bicarb of soda in the fridge to clear the stink.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 6:47 pm
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It's a whole one, silly me. ๐Ÿ˜ณ Supporting local produce and all that.

OK, it will be suffocated and good tip about bicarb. Thanks. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:43 pm